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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 19/09/2026

"Well, how else do you think we're going to turn two pounds of ground round into eleven pounds of mouth-watering meatloaf?" -"Home-Ec" 1991 🍽 #food #foodsky #dinner Small mealoaf made with cornflakes in an 8x8 pan. Cooks faster and perfectly-sized for sandwiches. Recipe below.

Photo of TV screen showing the "Home-Ec" episode of Roseanne. The scene depicts Roseanne Connor (Roseanne Barr) in a grocery store with her middle child, Darlene Conner (Sara Gilbert), and 5 of her classmates. They stand around a shopping cart while Roseanne explains why they need to buy corn flakes to make a meatloaf. She says, "Well, how else do you think we're going to turn two pounds of ground round into eleven pounds of mouth-watering meatloaf?"

Photo of meatloaf on a brown-and-white-ringed plate with mashed potatoes and green beans

Side view photo of meatloaf sliced into, showing that it's shallow and flat

Top-down photo of meatloaf showing browned ketchup and fried shallot topping

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 17/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

Photo of comedian and cabaret singer, Bridget Everett, winking with a big smile in an extremely low-cut red flowy dress with her hands on her hips and hair blowing in a breeze.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 02/04/2026

I made bibimbap with toaster-oven broiled ground beef bulgogi (and I roasted the shallots slices with the beef, which I highly recommend 👌) #foodsky #dinner #KoreanFood

Top-down photo of a green bowl filled with bibimbap on a maple cutting board. There is a hint of rice showing underneath bulgogi, roasted red peppers, chiffonade of spinach, shredded carrot, roasted shallots, gochujang sauce, wok-freid egg, garnished with scallion and black sesame seeds. In the background are roasted red pepper strips, shredded carrot, spinach, and a magenta bowl filled with bulgogi.

Top-down photo of a green bowl filled with final form (all mixed up) bibimbap on an oak table with a long-handled silver spoon stuck in it to the right.

Top-down photo of bibimbap prep on a maple cutting board. Top left to right: fried egg, then roasted red pepper stripe, shredded carrot, chiffonade of spinach. Bottom right: magenta bowl full of ground beef bulgogi. Center: beef-fat-roasted shallots.

Top-down photo of toaster oven roasted bulgogi and shallots swimming in beef fat and marinade on a foil-lined tray.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 31/03/2026

If you see this, post a character that made you reconsider your sexual orientation

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 27/03/2026

Dear Climate Change, please don't fuck with my cherry blossoms. TIA

Photo of blossoming weeping cherry tree in front of my kitchen window

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 27/03/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Paul Reubens playing Amilyn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 26/03/2026

Y'all tried the viral cake mix cookies yet? Strawberry cake mix with a strawberry jello packet (my wild whim - very good) and freeze-dried strawberry powder dusted straight out of the oven. #cookies #foodsky #baking

Top-down photo of strawberry cake mix cookies

Head-on photo of split strawberry cake mix cookie

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 25/03/2026

Reminds me of my Booger, RIP

Photo of an evil demon black kitty cat lying casually on her side with her paw over her mom's hand on a keyboard in an apparent attempt to stop mom from shitposting on somethingawful.com

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 14/03/2026

Alternatively Yes, I'm religious; I believe in the holy trinity.

Higgins in a lawn chair with Zeus and Apollo sitting pretty on either side

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 14/03/2026

Yes, I'm religious; I believe in the holy trinity.

Photo of Rick, Thomas Magnum, and T.C. from OG Magnum P.I. Rick is sitting with one butt cheek on the infamous red Ferrari, with Magnum standing to his left, and T.C. to his left. The background is lush Hawaiian greenery.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 07/03/2026

Giggling hard at your goofy dog? Straight to flare. #mecfs #spoonies #NEISvoid #reddit

Meme of dictator Fred Armisen that says, "HAVING TOO MUCH FUN?" "STRAIGHT TO FLARE"

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 13/02/2026

Leftover pot roast and $1.89 dried pasta in a low-spoon gourmet version of a favorite local dish (the Garganelli from Pastaria STL) Priano mushroom tortelloni ( #aldi ) with leftover roast, castelvetrano olives, lemon zest, and parm #foodsky

Top-down photo of mushroom tortelloni tossed with beef jus, shredded beef, and halved green olives garnished with grated lemon zest and parmesan cheese in a big purple bowl

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 03/02/2026

This instant espresso latte and coconut bun with not only Nutella, but also pistachio butter (omfg) will give me the quick energy I need to escape Bloodskal Barrow! #skyrim #foodsky #breadsky #coffeesky

Photo of half a bun on a white paper towel, half smeared with dark brown, the other half with light green. To the right is a blue mug with red accents and a yellow heart outline that says "choose LOVE" inside the heart. In the background is an open laptop playing skyrim in full-screen mode. You can see dragon plate armor protecting hands ready to cast spells as the background of the open quest log with THE FINAL DESCENT active and almost complete.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 22/01/2026

Sunshine in a bowl chirashizushi: seasoned rice, braised carrot, tamago, ebi, lemon, benishoga #sushi #foodsky

Top-down photo of two rice bowls, one orange and one red. The bowls are filled with white rice, carrot slices, omelet slices, shrimp, lemons slices, and red pickled ginger.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 20/01/2026

We got (STL) Bread Co at home. Fuck Panera. Miller High Life and Schnucks sharp cheddar soup in a homemade sourdough bread bowl #breadsky #foodsky

Top-down photo of homemade beer&cheese soup in a sourdough bread bowl. The crown rests to the bottom-right of the soup bowl, inside a wide shallow dark blue bowl. Thr bowl rests on a turquoise placemat with an apple-green butter dish on the left and a lavender napkin under a multi-colored metallic spoon.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 17/01/2026

Tonight's cooking & baking: steak with whiskey-pepper sauce, shallot butter green beans, baked taters precious, black forest tart (black cocoa pâte sablée, cherry-kirsch jam, chocolate frangipane, kirsch-poached cherries, chantilly cream) #foodsky #baking

Top-down photo of 2 black plates featuring homemade steak with whiskey-pepper sauce, shallot butter green beans, and baked potatoes on a marble counter

Top-down photo of black forest tart (black cocoa pâte sablée, cherry-kirsch jam, chocolate frangipane, kirsch-poached cherries, chantilly cream) on a teal cutting mat

Side-view photo of slice of black forest tart with a dollop of whipped cream on a white plate in front of a dark window

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 16/01/2026

Wdym you don't suprême blood orange when bored? #foodsky #fruit

Photo of Raspberry Orange suprêmes on a light blue ceramic plate with a whole orange, a ramekin of juice, and peels surrounding it; all on a maple cutting board

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 15/01/2026

Green-ish goddess bagel: castelvetrano olives and fresh cilantro + scallion cream cheese #baking #bagels #breadsky #foodsky

Head-on photo of a split bagel and creamcheese sandwich on a plate that reads "make bread not war" in front of a windows with tree branches outside and cilantro leaves in front of it.

Top-down photo of a split bagel on a maple cutting board. The bagel has green flecks throughout and a fairly tight crumb.

Top-down photo of 12 homemade, green-flecked bagels on a black cooling rack over a marble counter.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 15/01/2026

Leftovers Fried Rice: leftover chicken thighs marinated & roasted in yogurt and store-bought rogan josh sauce + leftover buttered peas + leftover seeded (nigella and cumin) rice + egg -+ gg paste -+ leftover sauce + cilantro +lime wedges #wok #dinner #foodsky

Photo of homemade leftovers fried rice. Inside a red stoneware bowl rests a pile of beige food with a few green highlights. The dish features leftover chicken thighs marinated and
roasted in yogurt and store-bought rogan
josh sauce, leftover buttered peas, leftover seeded (nigella and cumin) rice, egg, gg paste, leftover sauce, cilantro, and lime wedges.

Photo of homemade leftovers fried rice. Inside a black carbon steel wok rests a pile of beige food with a few green highlights. The dish features leftover chicken thighs marinated and
roasted in yogurt and store-bought rogan
josh sauce, leftover buttered peas, leftover seeded (nigella and cumin) rice, egg, gg paste, leftover sauce, cilantro, and lime wedges.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 13/01/2026

This is what (un)refreshing sleep looks like #mecfs #pem #NEISvoid

Screenshot of heart rate tracking app showing almost 11 hours of "ok" sleep with a reduction in stress of 9% and an increase in energy of 3%.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 05/01/2026

I don't usually take pictures of my TV screen, but when I do, it's literal food porn #CulinaryClassWars

Photo of a television screen featuring a scene from the Korean cooking competition show, Culinary Class Wars, in which (presumably) Lab Director is pulling a bone out of a barbecued slab of meat. The bone is just barely inside the meat in this still. The closed captions read, "But it won't be easy if he can't bring out that barbecue flavor."

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 23/12/2025

This is now called "Christmas Crack," 🤷‍♀️ but we called it heath bar back in the olden days (the 80s). Anyway, I pimped it out so hard with a heavy dusting of crushed peanuts and pretzels, toffee bits, freeze-dried kiwi and strawberry bits, and toasted shaved coconut. #foodsky #baking #candy #snack

Top-down photo of "Christmas Crack" cooling in a foil-lined sheet tray. Glossy chocolate peeks through a heavy dusting of crushed peanuts and pretzels, toffee bits, freeze-dried kiwi and strawberry bits, and toasted shaved coconut.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 18/12/2025

I'm calling it a "Kyoto Split." It's somewhere between a cream sando and a Devonshire split. #breadsky #baking #foodsky Homemade "coco-brio" (brioche-like buns made with canned coconut milk as the only liquid) with homemade blueberry jam, Chantilly cream, organic blueberries, and powdered sugar.

Photo of homemade "coco-brio" (brioche-like buns made with canned coconut milk as the only liquid) with homemade blueberry jam, Chantilly cream, organic blueberries, and powdered sugar.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 16/12/2025

I used a basic muffin ratio of 2:2:1:1:1 flour:liquid:egg:butter:sugar plus baking powder & soda & salt & individually-placed blueberries. Used a scoop to place. Baked at 375F then cranked to 420F for browning (next time sugar dust and higher temp) maybe 20 min? I forgor.

Photo of freshly-baked blueberry muffin tops (muffies) on a parchment-lined sheet on an oven which is set to 420 degrees Fahrenheit.

Photo of freshly-baked blueberry muffin tops (muffies) looking head-on at one muffie split to show a fluffy inside

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 12/12/2025

Last night, I made perfect sourdough bread bowls, then filled them with Gruyère cheese and French onion soup. #foodsky #breadsky Recipes: Bread www.reddit.com/r/jodiesattv... Soup www.reddit.com/r/jodiesattv...

Top-down photo of a sourdough bread bowl filled with French onion soup and topped with toasted Gruyère.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 28/11/2025

You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

Photo of a TV screen on a still of The Great British Baking Show where the sketchbook on the red gingham table shows Toby's idea for a Basque Cheesecake with a lovely drawing of the design.

The left side of the book says, "Toby's White Chocolate and Passion Fruit Basque Cheesecake," in an italic handwriting font.

The right side is a drawing of an orange-glazed marbled orange and white cheesecake with chocolate decoration on top and a note saying, "Mini Passion Fruit Cups," and a note at the bottom saying, "Whipped White Chocolate Ganache."

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 25/11/2025

Pro-tip: bake your leftover frangipane with some dark chocolate chips. It's all the best parts of a chewy chocolate chip cookie plus über-caramelized bottom. #baking

Photo of baked frangipane with chocolate chips. Part of the cake is turned upside-down showing the caramelized bottom.

Photo of baked frangipane with chocolate chips. Zoomed in on the caramelized bottom.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 18/11/2025

I've tasted them all and can't pick a favorite

Photo of 6 homemade pop-tarts with frangipane and each a different jam. Each has had a triangle cut off and stacked underneath showing the different jams inside. The jams listed top-left to bottom-right: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 17/11/2025

They are out and cooling. Now we wait. I guess I could have a verdict in 6 days.

Photo of 6 pizza-slice-shaped pop tarts on a cooling rack

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 17/11/2025

I am currently running a homemade pop-tart test. Ready-made pie dough, homemade frangipane, 6 different jams. The jams listed clockwise starting at 10 o'clock: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose. They're almost ready now and will not be iced.

Photo of a round of pie dough divided into 6 sections using egg wash. Each section has been spread with frangipane and a different jam. The jams listed clockwise starting at 10 o'clock: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose.

Photo of homemade pear butter (left) and blueberry jam (right)

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 16/10/2025

Ice cream sandwich: Dutch chocolate ice cream on a homemade coconut bun with chocolate-hazelnut spread. #stonerfood #baking #foodsky

Photo of an Ice cream sandwich consisting of 3 small scoops Dutch chocolate ice cream on a split homemade coconut bun with chocolate-hazelnut spread. On a cutting board.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 08/10/2025

The only books I'm able to read! Looking forward to some lying down learning this afternoon.

Front-on photo of a stack of 4 books on a teal bedspread. The books from top to bottom: Ratio by Michael Ruhlman, Baking Imperfect by Lottie Bedlow, Dessert Person by Claire Saffitz (STL hometown girl!), and The Food Lab by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt (my fraternity brother from another chapter!).

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 05/10/2025

Pastelitos with frozen puff pastry!

Top-down photo of 4 homemade pastelitos cooling on a rack over a cutting board. Puff pastry slit thrice on top with cream cheese peeking through. Guava paste hiding underneath because we didn't think about presentation.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 02/08/2025

OK I asked for 1 lb of heirloom tomatoes. I received a 1 lb heirloom tomato. 😅🍅🍽

Top-down photo of a very large red heirloom tomato held in my very large hand. It the background, a blue ceramic dish of cream cheese, a bagel halved and topped with cream cheese and scallion greens, all on a maple cutting board.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 02/08/2025

Bob Ross and Fortnite is not a partnership I ever would have imagined.

Photo of TV showing Bob Ross painting a mountain with his palette knife. In either corner is text saying, "Bob Ross Tycoon created in Fortnite" and "search for Bob Ross in Fortnite or use island code 5384-6885-8924"

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 29/07/2025

In retrospect I should have shown her this dank meme I received earlier today:

Comic drawing of a dark-haired person with a nail polish brush painting one of Jesus's stigmata nails. Text at the top reads: "jesus getting his nails done."

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 28/07/2025

Una is a pillow princess (apple, tree, etc)

Photo of Una, the brown pitbull lying comfortably a bed pillow in a blue recliner.

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 18/07/2025

More #noknead #sourdough #bagels #nks #baking #food #foodsky #bread #breadsky 🥖🍽🥯 Plain & pretzel Sesame & nigella & plain Scallion, jalapeño, yellow bell pepper whipped cream cheese Nigella bagel w/above cream cheese

Top-down photo of 5 plain bagels and 5 pretzel bagels on a wire cooling rack on a maple cutting board

Top-down photo of 4 nigella seed, 2 plain, and 5 sesame seed bagels on wire cooling racks on a marble counter

Top-down photo of half a bagel with scallion, jalapeño, and yellow bell pepper cream cheese of the left; deli container of said cream cheese on the right on a maple cutting board

Photo of nigell bagel split and sandwiching the cream cheese then cut transversely and opened on a white plate

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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 11/07/2025

🍓 strawberry toast - one in a long list of reasons to always have fresh fruit on hand, especially when low on spoons. #food #foodsky #toast #lowspooncooking #spoonies

Overhead photo of two pieces of buttered toast with sliced strawberries and a light sprinkling of sugar. They are on a maple cutting board with a glass sugar jar, yellow bowl of fresh strawberries, and green apple butter dish.

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