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@jobie.bsky.social
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PhD in Potato Research and Development. Tell your dog I said hi.

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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 19h
Following the final approval of the Warner Bros.-Paramount merger, CEO David Ellison promises "difficult decisions that affect our workforce." tinyurl.com/5n7jnxe4 That's all, folks—Skydance immediately hints at massive layoffs
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 17h
I’m now on the Coke Zero is best coke train.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Pappyland @pappyland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mars Attacks! Martian with Ray Gun
ALT: Mars Attacks! Martian with Ray Gun
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Running AC in the 2nd week of October
Kaneda looking through his visor in Sunshine (2007)
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tell Cooper how cute he is please.
A black dog with big pointy ears is wearing a pizza bandana and staring at the camera.
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pistachio cake is nice
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I noticed in Control that there’s posters across town for a movie called Fix Your Heart or Die :’> cute
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s true
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pour one out for a real one. His oral history at USHMM talks about the youth movements finding places for Jews to hide and bringing them food, and becoming masters at forging Nazi documentation so pristine that the national French Resistance used them too. collections.ushmm.org/search/catal...
how the youth movements were the first to recognize the imminent peril and initiated rescue operations to save and arm the Jews; how during the mass arrests the youth movements provided food on a daily basis for those in hiding, identified host families or institutions for Jewish children, and produced forged documents; recalls the various techniques to produce forged documents and the evolving coded vocabulary: "les bifs" for the more artisanal identity cards and "les synthés" (les synthétiques) for the more perfect forgeries; how the youth movements' forgery laboratories were so proficient that the national French Resistance used their services and, in particular, the expertise of Maurice Loebenberg (Cachoud);
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VHS Vault @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
KaBlam! - Full Series (PMTP WEB-DL) : 1151s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 1151 seconds.
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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 02/10/2026
Really pisses me the fuck off that getting a good nights sleep and taking walks actually makes you feel so so much better. Feels like it should be a lie.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me 45 minutes before my period starts
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune is showing full hog
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DA KINGS ARE BACK
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blob @handle.invalid · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Free the GOK.
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Work has me by the fucking balls right now and I hate it
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gizmo just looks SO HAPPY
A scruffy dog staring open mouthed at the camera, ears back and he looks really happy
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Being chronically ill really fucking blows
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuzzy flower
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never looking at concrete the same way again
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The moment in the day when everyone is focussed on one thing.
Six sheep all at their bucketses.
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Successful tattoo day. Next leg sleeve session in November.
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Currently being tattooed across my shin and knee. I am UNWELL. 🫨
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol cool
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The full trailer for You Can See Everything is out today. And my first thought is that it should be required that Nathan Fielder film for 48 hrs at every tech CEO’s home.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Buster standing next to the remains of a pigeon that exploded in the middle field earlier today.
Buster giving biscuit face whilst standing next to a bunch of feathers scattered on the grass.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
full frontal???
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s fucked up how going to bed earlier means I get more sleep. Let me play my GAMES.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i like pausing these dog jumping competitions so the dog looks like it is riding a little invisible bicycle
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#202
Kv3-202, 1/1 2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guaranteed to keep you and your pets demon-free. Only at store.theonion.com.
A dog laying on grass next to a tennis ball, wearing a patch on its forehead. The image promotes "Demon Guard" protection patches for pets. The packaging is shown, and the text suggests protection from dark entities for both humans and pets. The Infowars logo is present.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Really bummed I didn’t get tickets to the Expedition 33 concert tour.
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Male Red-headed Barbet for #AngryBirds #birdoftheday #birds #nature
A brightly colored bird with a vivid red head, yellow-orange chest, green wings, and a pale yellow bill perches on a branch.
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want some cowboy boots
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 10/09/2026
Muppets Go Medieval is right there
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have an appointment at 5pm, but I can't do shit until then because my ADHD brain will get off track and distracted, then miss it.
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Always impressed by how my printers can capture those small details clearly.
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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lip @milkthistle.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
the Andrew Callaghan www.thestranger.com/news/two-wom...
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Two Women Accuse Documentary Filmmaker Andrew Callaghan of Rape, Sexual Assault
The Claims Follow Several Other Allegations of Sexual Misconduct and Assault
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joburitto @jobie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fuck this piece of shit. this isn't even the worst he has done ("allegedly")
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 08/09/2026
average Stefan Stream
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