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J. Michael Mull

@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
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I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 40m
work!!! life??? balance?!?!
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15h
I’ve been accused of taking pillow fights too seriously, and for that, I shall never apologize!
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15h
Sgt Peppers Male Loneliness Epidemic Band
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 16h
Depressed Kojak: Nobody loves me, baby
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 19h
Debra Messing is the new Kevin Sorbo in that I don't know why anyone would give two shits about what either of them thinks
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 20h
once again, I've been denied my much-deserved Nobel Sidepiece Prize
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 22h
Holy shit.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When is Band Books Week? Because Mötley Crüe's The Dirt is a captivating autobiography
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seedy guys on street corners don't flash their illicit stash-lined trench coats like they used to. "Psst, hey kid. I got your GLP-1s, your 2s, your 3s. First hit's free." you simply don't get that personalized service anymore
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not a religious person but I still find it a tad surreal that the pope and I probably suffered in line at the same DMV
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the electoral college is at it again
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
again?!?
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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I Don't Understand The Question I Won't Respond To It
ALT: I Don't Understand The Question I Won't Respond To It
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Arrested Development: Man in Water
ALT: Arrested Development: Man in Water
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bought a seal, please clap
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
P!nk is short for P!ss K!nk
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Fall of the Rebel Angels | James Ensor, 1889
"The Fall of the Rebel Angels" (1889) by James Ensor, an expressive, highly textured Symbolist painting depicting the biblical battle from Revelation. Radiant arches of luminous gold, yellow, and red sweep across the top half of the canvas, casting divine light over a swirling, chaotic vortex of tumbling figures in greens, blues, and dark tones below. The agitated, dense brushwork merges celestial light and fallen angels into a fiery visual storm of spiritual crisis and apocalyptic judgment.
Created during a period of personal isolation and friction with mainstream art institutions, Ensor often used religious themes of fallen figures, mobs, and divine judgment to express his views on social upheaval and human folly.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
do people in America know that they have a completely different version of Dennis The Menace in the UK and he seems like an actual demon from hell
Cartoon Mother: DENNIS!! What are you doing??!!
Dennis: i'm bored, so I'm sawing the kitchen table in half for a laugh.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unfortunately, I lack the gene for quote-posting stupid, opportunistic assholes just to feed social media's worst habits. Just think of all the big numbers I missed out on. Ah well, nevertheless
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
she threatened to beat up Paul in the latest episode, so she now has my attention
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my DMs on a niche site have been blowing up the past few days like the Republican convention is in town, and this caucus is ready, willing, and able. Meanwhile, I'm over here baking some homemade pizza(s) and lying in bed watching British Bake Off. Can they wait until the show is over?
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay, everybody, you can take down your Fat Bear Week lawn decorations now
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It has been a while since I saw a "welcome to your 40s" post. Guess they all overdosed on Advil and hose water
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
shoot for the stars and you'll land among the wreckage
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
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geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
salad dressing? well i’d better knock first
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
somewhere this week, my YouTube recommendations went a little loopy, so now I'm watching 5 to 10 hours of anything involving Elaine Stritch to aerate the land, so to speak.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my get-out-the-vote push sometimes involves a ravine
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
more of a misuse than a muse
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A dozen or so years ago, all these women who fancied themselves allies kept repeating the phrases "the gays" or "my gay", treating us like accessories instead of people. I had to tactfully dismantle them, but it grew tiresome. Eventually they moved on, or I moved on, or they died of COVID. Who cares
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
currently watching Celebrity Traitors (UK)
SOMEHOW JAMES BLUNT RETURNED...
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sitting in silence and visualizing Nathan Fielder's Elizabeth Holmes documentary popcorn bucket
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We 👏 Need 👏 More 👏 Teaching 👏 Obelisks 👏
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frielf @goblin.fans · 02/10/2026
there are five stages of grief and a secret sixth one you unlock at the DMV
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if a headline includes the word "quietly" for no reason other than a low effort attempt to trigger suspicion, I'm not clicking on it. Stop it.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mentally preparing for the number of guys dressed as Mrs. Hatt I'm going to see making out in front of me on Gay Halloween. note to self: Gay Halloween is redundant
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
those who yearn for an edit button are lost souls
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun Fact: Today is the first day of early voting in Chicago, which is how spooky season got its name
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These prima donna cartoon owls are always flying around with a mortarboard on their head. We get it — you're smart FOR A BIRD! (yes I know em dashes are some tell that artificial intelligence was utilized, but I can guarantee you that no intelligence was used in the creation of this skeet)
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The customer has never been right in their gd life
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a lot on my plate right now
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It reminds me of the hotel in The Shining
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roy Orbison: OnlyTheLonelyFans
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm an Aquarius with a Dark Knight Rising
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Florida’s new slogan: The State of Emergency
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bad Boy Leeroy Brown, baddest man in the whole damn town (allegedly)
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this you?
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Sheldon Cooper's Funny Face Smile
ALT: Sheldon Cooper's Funny Face Smile
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've never cared for the phrase "like a whore sweating in church." Most churches are drafty. Now, a nun sweating in a whorehouse, I can see. Those long robes don't breathe at all
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