J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15hI’ve been accused of taking pillow fights too seriously, and for that, I shall never apologize! 062
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 19hDebra Messing is the new Kevin Sorbo in that I don't know why anyone would give two shits about what either of them thinks 0102
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 20honce again, I've been denied my much-deserved Nobel Sidepiece Prize 140
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When is Band Books Week? Because Mötley Crüe's The Dirt is a captivating autobiography 030
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026seedy guys on street corners don't flash their illicit stash-lined trench coats like they used to. "Psst, hey kid. I got your GLP-1s, your 2s, your 3s. First hit's free." you simply don't get that personalized service anymore 151
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm not a religious person but I still find it a tad surreal that the pope and I probably suffered in line at the same DMV 0152
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comI Don't Understand The Question I Won't Respond To ItALT: I Don't Understand The Question I Won't Respond To It 020
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comArrested Development: Man in WaterALT: Arrested Development: Man in Water 110
Reposted by J. Michael MullWaterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026P!nk is short for P!ss K!nk 2431
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Fall of the Rebel Angels | James Ensor, 1889 163
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026do people in America know that they have a completely different version of Dennis The Menace in the UK and he seems like an actual demon from hell 811510
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Unfortunately, I lack the gene for quote-posting stupid, opportunistic assholes just to feed social media's worst habits. Just think of all the big numbers I missed out on. Ah well, nevertheless 060
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026she threatened to beat up Paul in the latest episode, so she now has my attention 010
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my DMs on a niche site have been blowing up the past few days like the Republican convention is in town, and this caucus is ready, willing, and able. Meanwhile, I'm over here baking some homemade pizza(s) and lying in bed watching British Bake Off. Can they wait until the show is over? 140
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026okay, everybody, you can take down your Fat Bear Week lawn decorations now 0103
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It has been a while since I saw a "welcome to your 40s" post. Guess they all overdosed on Advil and hose water 030
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026shoot for the stars and you'll land among the wreckage 110
Reposted by J. Michael Mullgeoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026salad dressing? well i’d better knock first 041
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026somewhere this week, my YouTube recommendations went a little loopy, so now I'm watching 5 to 10 hours of anything involving Elaine Stritch to aerate the land, so to speak. 040
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my get-out-the-vote push sometimes involves a ravine 051
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A dozen or so years ago, all these women who fancied themselves allies kept repeating the phrases "the gays" or "my gay", treating us like accessories instead of people. I had to tactfully dismantle them, but it grew tiresome. Eventually they moved on, or I moved on, or they died of COVID. Who cares 062
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026sitting in silence and visualizing Nathan Fielder's Elizabeth Holmes documentary popcorn bucket 0111
Reposted by J. Michael Mullfrielf @goblin.fans · 02/10/2026there are five stages of grief and a secret sixth one you unlock at the DMV 1539
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if a headline includes the word "quietly" for no reason other than a low effort attempt to trigger suspicion, I'm not clicking on it. Stop it. 051
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mentally preparing for the number of guys dressed as Mrs. Hatt I'm going to see making out in front of me on Gay Halloween. note to self: Gay Halloween is redundant 021
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026those who yearn for an edit button are lost souls 050
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fun Fact: Today is the first day of early voting in Chicago, which is how spooky season got its name 060
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026These prima donna cartoon owls are always flying around with a mortarboard on their head. We get it — you're smart FOR A BIRD! (yes I know em dashes are some tell that artificial intelligence was utilized, but I can guarantee you that no intelligence was used in the creation of this skeet) 041
Reposted by J. Michael MullTamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The customer has never been right in their gd life 2224
Reposted by J. Michael MullChappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996 7869481716
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Florida’s new slogan: The State of Emergency 070
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bad Boy Leeroy Brown, baddest man in the whole damn town (allegedly) 020
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this you?static.klipy.comSheldon Cooper's Funny Face SmileALT: Sheldon Cooper's Funny Face Smile 110
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I've never cared for the phrase "like a whore sweating in church." Most churches are drafty. Now, a nun sweating in a whorehouse, I can see. Those long robes don't breathe at all 041