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J. Michael Mull

@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
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I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 19h
Fruit Brute and the rest of the gang have their own Spooky Pride Month
vintage cereal box covers of Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Franken Berry, and Fruit Brute
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What Now? | Ross Jones, 2022
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Fall of the Rebel Angels | James Ensor, 1889
"The Fall of the Rebel Angels" (1889) by James Ensor, an expressive, highly textured Symbolist painting depicting the biblical battle from Revelation. Radiant arches of luminous gold, yellow, and red sweep across the top half of the canvas, casting divine light over a swirling, chaotic vortex of tumbling figures in greens, blues, and dark tones below. The agitated, dense brushwork merges celestial light and fallen angels into a fiery visual storm of spiritual crisis and apocalyptic judgment.
Created during a period of personal isolation and friction with mainstream art institutions, Ensor often used religious themes of fallen figures, mobs, and divine judgment to express his views on social upheaval and human folly.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
do people in America know that they have a completely different version of Dennis The Menace in the UK and he seems like an actual demon from hell
Cartoon Mother: DENNIS!! What are you doing??!!
Dennis: i'm bored, so I'm sawing the kitchen table in half for a laugh.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my DMs on a niche site have been blowing up the past few days like the Republican convention is in town, and this caucus is ready, willing, and able. Meanwhile, I'm over here baking some homemade pizza(s) and lying in bed watching British Bake Off. Can they wait until the show is over?
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
currently watching Celebrity Traitors (UK)
SOMEHOW JAMES BLUNT RETURNED...
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
Roddy Piper in They Live holding a shotgun. His classic line "I Have Come Here To Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass And I'm All Out Of Bubble Gum" except I changed it to "I Have Come Here To Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass And It's Whiskey Friday."
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
working on Phase 2 of the My Cousin Vinny cinematic universe
sign for a restaurant called Cousin Vinny's Deli
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
how dare google send this to my spam folder
email
Sender: Google Groups
Subject: Invitation to join Horny Women
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would never fake my feelings
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
Three panel meme featuring Kelly Rowland in the Dilemma video using a Nokia communicator to text via an Excel spreadsheet that reads "It's Whiskey Friday".
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was gifted this Steve Martin cartoon book a couple of years ago, and this drawing has become one of my go-to resets whenever my brain gets overwhelmed. I don't know why, but it's easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen
A black and white comic of a melancholy man and a tuba sitting side by side at a bar, each with a drink. The man says in a speech bubble, "I ONCE LOVED A PARADE."
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ay, listen up, toxicity score, gimme a break, willya? I got your toxic score, right here, pal, oh!
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you still keep in touch with Timmy?
My Buddy doll dressed in red overalls and rainbow pattern sweater
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shailene Woodley picking her Emmy outfit
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to Emmy winner Katie Diepold
Katie Diepold dressed as The Babadook
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me every time the Emmys announce the winner of each category:
Lisa Kudrow as Valerie Cherish in The Comeback listening to the warmup comedian announce her credits and her saying, "They forgot Mrs. Hatt again."
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What kind of homosexual am I that I didn't know the Emmys were on tonight? I've lost all my gay rights I fought so hard for.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
looking back, if I had to describe this past summer in three words, they'd be: Wet, Hot, and American
movie poster for Wet Hot American Summer
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
well, well, well, looks like I just stumbled upon a truly repulsive pickup line
MULL - to heat, sweeten, and flavor
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
Tom Bro Dude (R.I.P.) tweet:
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm ever so delighted that CDs are experiencing a resurgence. Time to break out one of my favorite mixes
burned cd with "SONGS I'LL CHOKE YOU OUT TO WHILE WRECKING YOUR ASS" written in sharpie
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mae West: 
Well, when I'm good, I'm very good.
But when I'm bad, I'm better.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs but every level is changed to It's Whiskey Friday.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you can take the boy out of New Jersey, but you can't take the New Jersey out of the boy mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
A map of the United States displaying dialect match results. Text states, "You talk most like someone from New Jersey, about 51% of your answers match a typical resident
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I may spend the rest of the afternoon thinking about supercritical fluids, but I don't know yet. I'm still mulling it over.
A phase diagram illustrating the boundaries between solid, liquid, gaseous, and supercritical fluid states based on pressure and temperature.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
The scene in The Fugitive Where Harrison Ford says he didn't kill his wife and Tommy Lee Jones follows up with I don't care EXCEPT I changed I didn't kill my wife to It's Whiskey Friday.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this is me in a nutshell (sorry, feel free to mute me)
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
George Bluthe on the corner of a bed: "You never promise crazy a baby."
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
local update
George W Bush meme: A SECOND CYBERTRUCK HAS HIT THE SCUMMY USED CAR LOT
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
on the rare occasion that I'm under the weather and someone asks how I'm feeling, I tell them my leg is haunted, and THEY NEVER GET THE REFERENCE! 😡
Lorelei Gilmore from The Gilmore Girls
I hate having a cold. It's bad enough being sick, but anyone could have a cold. I'd like to have a good illness. Something different, impressive.
Just once I'd like to be able to sayạẠeah, I'm not feeling so good; my leg is haunted.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A while back, I joked that Battle of the Network Stars was essentially porn for closeted gay guys in the '70s. Sure enough, YouTube started autoplaying an old episode, and within like 60 seconds, my TV was displaying this. I was not wrong.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this is what you like, sapiosexuals? this is what turns you on?!
Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, looking deeply unimpressed with everything around him. The giant, lumpy pink brain scowls through narrow purple eyes and a mouth full of tiny sharp teeth, resting on a comically small metal tripod stand inside a generic laboratory setting.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
classic TMNT Logo but reading Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
THE 12 SEASONS OF CHICAGO
Winter
Fool's Spring
Second Winter
Spring of Deception
Third Winter The Pollening
Actual Spring
Summer
Hell's Front Porch
Monsoon Season <--- YOU ARE HERE
Second Summer
Actual Fall
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
what we getting up to tonight, fellas? the fellas:
image of Delta Work with a caption reading SHAKE TITS AND GO CRAZY
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
Barbara Streisand and Ryan O'Neal in the movie What's Up, Doc?
Barbara: Love Means Never Having To Say It's Whiskey Friday.
Ryan: That's The Dumbest Thing I Ever Heard.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
wearing these to therapy and spending the whole hour trying to sit down
Skyrunner Adult Kangaroo Jumping Stilts...
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
girl dinner
For The Wizard of Oz, 16-year-old actress Judy Garland was forced to take on a diet of chicken soup, coffee and 80 cigarettes a day
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
T.G.I.W.F.
IT'S tonite
WHISKEY tonight queen??
FRIDAY. tonite
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
An illustration by artist Genevieve Darling drawn in colored pencil on off white paper, depicting a simplified room drawn with red perspective lines. In a square opening on the back wall, a person with dark hair, green eyes, pink cheeks, and a small mouth looks directly forward. Handwritten red text on the left reads, "I LOVE TO MOVE ON AND OUTGROW THINGS." Text on the bottom right reads, "LIKE YES! I'M OVER THAT!
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I knew something was fishy. this whole thing is merely a front for an unscrupulous used car salesman. the clues were there the entire time
picture of Blue Sky Auto used car dealership
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
meanwhile over on the other site
Wii U Miiverse Super Luigi U Community message board: desperately gotta fart out every fart before company comes over
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
with all the motor scooters and ebikes kids are riding around on now, I'm trying to convince the youth we all used to surf around on railroad handcars. Sorry, I don't have any pics, as we didn't have phones back in the day
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