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@jlm1444.bsky.social
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Lawyer (not yours), mom to girls, pet mom, big fan of typso

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/10/2026
Big update at the link (www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...), but here's the tl;dr:
Bernie Sanders “I am once again asking for your financial support” meme, with my tiny baby head, from the same photo as my profile pic, very badly photoshopped onto him
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they are going to come for your contraception, it is literally only a matter of time. I just replaced my IUD and if you think any of the long-term methods of contraception would be a good fit for you and/or your partner, now is the time to do it
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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cannot express how badly I need some sales to come through. I have to get my car running + pay bills + get pet food. Next order in the store gets this print & sticker set! Also, three new ink paintings! The panda is 9x9, the fox & bison are 6x8. Happy to frame! Name your own price!
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jlm1444 @jlm1444.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Finally, something useful.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people don’t have to rush to say, “Please be polite!”
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Do not stop talking about the Epstein files!
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jlm1444 @jlm1444.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
WTAF
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Archivist? The one who receives and processes the Electoral College votes that Trump tried to forge last time?
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jlm1444 @jlm1444.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
How does the Onion stay in business? 🤡
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 19/04/2025
to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app select the icon in the top left corner go to settings go to content and media make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
pointing at the hamburger menu icon in the top left hand corner of a mobile bluesky app screensettings menu option circledcontent and media menu option circled autoplay videos and gifs toggled off
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 02/11/2025
The sketch is online.
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White House Makeover - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Fixed
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).The Cat With The Pearl Earring.
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jlm1444 @jlm1444.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This thread is worth a read www.threads.net/@laurenthoma...
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Lauren Thoman (@laurenthomanwrites) on Threads
So I've done a bit of a deep dive into malignant narcissists and their followings over the past few years (which led to the creation of the narcissistic villain, Doug Raymond, in YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE...
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Some days you’re the dodgeball, some days you’re the face
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jlm1444 @jlm1444.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Just scheduled an appointment for tomorrow for vaccinations. Also reached out to the pediatrician about accelerating some vaccines that are due at age 11 for a kiddo. No reason in particular.
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jlm1444 @jlm1444.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Search drinks on your camera roll
Bottle of Dom Perignon champagne.
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jlm1444 @jlm1444.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
How is it possible that X just keeps getting worse?
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