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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦

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Bit pusher, tube fixer, cat herder, professional rebooter, progress-bar watcher, connoisseur of fine On-Hold music, Albertan progressive.

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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I'm listening to Les Misérables on Audible, and so far my favorite part is how God apparently killed a nun in a convent to allow Jean Valjean to escape from Javert. Talk about Deus Ex Machina! 😆 #VictorHugo #LesMiserables
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
My supervillain idea for an orbital mirror-array death ray is coming closer to fruition.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
For your consideration, may I present the Cheadle Alberta Cheetoh:
A massive statue of fingers emerging from the ground, holding a cheese puff.
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
So I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years, telling my wife things like how much I love her and stressing the importance of our family When I should’ve been regaling her with a heated polemic about how I was going to ground our adversaries into the dust
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/09/2025
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
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Jamie @jamieb1000.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Oh all the tyrants that Mark Carney has to deal with. #abpoli #ableg #Alberta #Canada #cdnpoli #canpoli #cdnleg #canleg #tryrants #Smith #Poilievre #Trump #Carney #politics #FireSmith #FireTheUCP
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
FBI has put out an ABP on a person of interest in the Charlie Kirk assassination, seen here in surveillance footage fleeing the scene:
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Here for the wild conjecture! I think the Russians took Kirk out to send a message to Trump.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Help is on the way! #yyc #STARS #airambulance
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
CRAZY story from my city: A group of kids organized a "Catch a Predator" sting. One of them voluntarily got in the vehicle and later escaped. The suspect has 2 prior convictions for CSAM possession. #Airdrie #Alberta globalnews.ca/news/1134242...
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Youth organize ‘catch a predator’ scheme, Alberta man charged: RCMP | Globalnews.ca
According to an RCMP investigation, at least seven youths arranged a meeting with the suspect through Snapchat in a 'catch a predator' scheme.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
"Welcome! Here are 5 of the deadliest war machines ever created!" Hate the guy, but I gotta respect this flex.
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
As Putin greeted President Trump in #Alaska, a B2 Spirit aircraft flew over his head. B-2 bombers were used to bomb nuclear objects in Putin's ally, Iran.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
So which #Putin body-double actually went to #Alaska? Looks like "Puffy Cheeks" to me.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Getting up early and looking at my girls, who had crawled into our bed overnight, cuddled up with my wife, all sleeping soundly.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Hi Bluesky! What shitty things are happening today?
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
15! I'm impressed with myself! Not bad for a Canadian. No plans on ever increasing that number though.
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TommyBoy @tampatom69.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Joke was on UPS as they declared my package lost after I submitted the paperwork to them. I got a refund from the vendor, then the package was delivered the next day! All in all, a stellar customer service experience.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
UPS sent me to collections to recoup their ~50% 'customs brokerage' fees that *didn't apply* because I opted to self-clear my items with customs myself.
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Sean Rose the World’s Strongest @jabronisean.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

-Andre the Giant
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
'Hello human, nice to meet you'
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Danielle Smith in Alberta right now:
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
America has the most corrupt political system in the Western world.
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hi. I’m Nash. Happy Friday! I’ll be your nurse today.
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
We’re rooting for you, little buddy!
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PhillipUSA @phillipusa.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Donald, sending you plenty of…
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I'm sure there's a downside...
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"That's the thing I love about these Enigmas, man... I get older, they stay the same age." #TrumpEpstein #EpsteinFiles
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 18/07/2025
all anyone needs to do is tell him he didn't do a very good job with the drawing
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
[gets arrested] Me: [lifts up testicles, crouches, spreads cheeks, coughs] My god this is so demeaning Cop: We didn't ask you to do any of that
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Silver lining: All those rural hospitals that will close will make handy concentration camps /s
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Actually, if it were made from a 'Look how these rich fuckers live while you scratch in the dirt for a pittance', it would be wildly popular. Resurrect Robin Leach!
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Could you imagine the show "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" being made today?
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Batten down the hatches Vulcan County! #abstorm
Storm clouds approaching
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Translation on Trump's position on Iran: "based on the fact Putin threatened me and Israel also threatened me, and they both have my Epstein blackmail records I'm going to chicken out and pray this blows over in two weeks."
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
FBI agents after the Karen Read acquittal #KarenRead
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MareMad🌻 @maremam.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Attention: JURORS❗ If the car didn't hit, you must acquit If the dog ever bit, you must acquit If red taillight was lit, you must acquit If the investigation was shit, you must acquit If Proctor was fired for it, you must acquit If you doubt ANY OF IT, you must acquit Free Karen Read #FKR
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity
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All Worlds Wayfarer (Literary Magazine) @awwlitmag.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A must view for writers is Brandon Sanderson‘s introduction to fantasy and science fiction writing class. Sanderson teaches at Brigham Young University. In 2020, Sanderson record all 16 lectures of this highly saw after seminar and put them on YouTube for free. Check it out! youtu.be/-6HOdHEeosc?...
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Lecture #1: Introduction — Brandon Sanderson on Writing Science Fiction and Fantasy
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Distill Social @distillsocial.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
MI House R’s accidentally mandated gender-neutral bathrooms. Their new budget bill bans gatherings of “a single gender or ethnic group” in any common area in community colleges, language so broad it technically prohibits men’s or women’s restrooms altogether. Bigotry makes for sloppy law making! 🏳️‍⚧️🌈
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 09/06/2025
Canadian man reading date never knows which is day and which is month unless day is above 12
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Canadian man reading date never knows which is day and which is month unless day is above 12
KITCHENER – Local man Dalton Strickland, whose data entry job regularly requires him to read dates off a form and put them into a computer, literally never knows which date is the day and which is the...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
everyone who’s spent years stockpiling weapons and screeching about “tyranny” and “government overreach” sure is fucking quiet right now
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
"Have you met Knifeo?" "That's not Knifeo, that's Spoono." "Well, I can tell you've played Knifeo-Spoono before!" #SimpsonsShitposting
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Mood right now:
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Another reason I live in a place where the weather hurts my face.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I am perfectly adapted for my ecological niche.
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