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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦

@jleahul.bsky.social
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Bit pusher, tube fixer, cat herder, professional rebooter, progress-bar watcher, connoisseur of fine On-Hold music, Albertan progressive.

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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Only if they can profit while doing so.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
*knock knock* "Hey, Azure, let me in. It's me, Dave" Azure: "Dave's not here, man."
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
It's the ultimate Sanderlanche.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
They sure as hell aren't representing the will of their constituents
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"MRAP" is what a cat says when it wants you to come cuddle.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I'm listening to Les Misérables on Audible, and so far my favorite part is how God apparently killed a nun in a convent to allow Jean Valjean to escape from Javert. Talk about Deus Ex Machina! 😆 #VictorHugo #LesMiserables
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Let's offer them $3000/month to switch sides.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
My supervillain idea for an orbital mirror-array death ray is coming closer to fruition.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
For your consideration, may I present the Cheadle Alberta Cheetoh:
A massive statue of fingers emerging from the ground, holding a cheese puff.
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
So I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years, telling my wife things like how much I love her and stressing the importance of our family When I should’ve been regaling her with a heated polemic about how I was going to ground our adversaries into the dust
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/09/2025
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Good deal for $8-billion. Reminds me of an old joke about a man buying tomatoes. He asks about the price... "The more you buy, the cheaper they are!" "Well keep loading them in my cart until they're free!"
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Positive feedback loop of grim stoicism.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'm taking a break from Sanderson and listening to The Spear Cuts Through Water by Simon Jimenez. Utterly unique mythological fantasy.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
In one reread, called the Third Reread by some, a reread yet to come, a reread long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was *a* beginning (of a reread).
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Again?
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Jamie @jamieb1000.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Oh all the tyrants that Mark Carney has to deal with. #abpoli #ableg #Alberta #Canada #cdnpoli #canpoli #cdnleg #canleg #tryrants #Smith #Poilievre #Trump #Carney #politics #FireSmith #FireTheUCP
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
FBI has put out an ABP on a person of interest in the Charlie Kirk assassination, seen here in surveillance footage fleeing the scene:
Mario
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Here for the wild conjecture! I think the Russians took Kirk out to send a message to Trump.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
He was only 31? Evil really does age people, doesn't it?
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I drafted a guy in my fantasy football league today named Ladd McConkey, and I'm not sure its not a Key and Peele name
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Then there's MY dyslexic ass
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Old? I remember being excited for this to be released...
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Help is on the way! #yyc #STARS #airambulance
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
CRAZY story from my city: A group of kids organized a "Catch a Predator" sting. One of them voluntarily got in the vehicle and later escaped. The suspect has 2 prior convictions for CSAM possession. #Airdrie #Alberta globalnews.ca/news/1134242...
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Youth organize ‘catch a predator’ scheme, Alberta man charged: RCMP | Globalnews.ca
According to an RCMP investigation, at least seven youths arranged a meeting with the suspect through Snapchat in a 'catch a predator' scheme.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The only acceptable comment about his current level of literary production is that he doesn't owe anyone a god damned thing.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
"Welcome! Here are 5 of the deadliest war machines ever created!" Hate the guy, but I gotta respect this flex.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Ok, that's actually a pretty good power move...
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
As Putin greeted President Trump in #Alaska, a B2 Spirit aircraft flew over his head. B-2 bombers were used to bomb nuclear objects in Putin's ally, Iran.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
So which #Putin body-double actually went to #Alaska? Looks like "Puffy Cheeks" to me.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Getting up early and looking at my girls, who had crawled into our bed overnight, cuddled up with my wife, all sleeping soundly.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
There's a french fry factory near my office. The smell is divine.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I live in the most backward part of Canada, and crossing the border into Montana or Idaho, it's STILL a culture shock how regressive they are there.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
All part of the plan to reduce the leverage candidates have in negotiating higher wages, benefitting the capital class. 1. Lay off workforce 2. Increase hiring pool 3. Rehire workforce for lower wages 4. ???? 5. Profit
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Hi Bluesky! What shitty things are happening today?
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
15! I'm impressed with myself! Not bad for a Canadian. No plans on ever increasing that number though.
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TommyBoy @tampatom69.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Joke was on UPS as they declared my package lost after I submitted the paperwork to them. I got a refund from the vendor, then the package was delivered the next day! All in all, a stellar customer service experience.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
UPS sent me to collections to recoup their ~50% 'customs brokerage' fees that *didn't apply* because I opted to self-clear my items with customs myself.
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I just started it. I'm really beginning to like Steris! And I literally just NOW realized the pun that is Wax and Wayne (wax and wane).
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Sean Rose the World’s Strongest @jabronisean.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

-Andre the Giant
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
'Hello human, nice to meet you'
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Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @jleahul.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Didn't Owen Hart start out as the "Blue Blazer" for a time? I remember he had *incredible* acrobatics.
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