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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️

@jkintampabay.bsky.social
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Florida Man. Elder millennial. Progressive. Braves fan. Enjoys craft beer. Opinions my own, yada yada... Resolute proponent of the Oxford comma.

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 11h
WSJ is reporting that the Trump regime is investigating Rep. Ilhan Omar to build a case to strip her of US citizenship, forcibly remove her from office, & deport her. Please understand how dangerous and catastrophic this is. It’s already fascism that he’s trying to do this. 1/2
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 14h
“We can’t stop AI! We can’t stop progress!” My dudes, ladies, and genderqueer buddies: we have stopped using a lot of things. Especially shitty things that harm us. Remember how station wagons had backwards facing seats until they realized that’s begging for injuries in an accident?
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh wow. She was wrong, then. I hadn't looked into it (if my post had a point, it was the exasperated gallows humor of "the world's fucked, nothing I can do about it.") Surprised she got it wrong. She's in US rn but is a Chinese national & I feel I've heard her reference caixinglobal b4 on something
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My person: Sounds like that bubonic plague from Russia has crossed into inner Mongolia and some people have died Me: That sucks 😞 Her (I guess thinking I didn't believe her?): Go check online Me: I will later. Work's slammed, & I'm not dying today (or if I am, nothing I can do about it 😅)
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Again, someone made the call. Arrest them.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ok. Arrest someone then. Figure out which underling was responsible for buying the ad space, and throw them in jail.
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Welp, they deserved that block...
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Only thing I ordered on Prime Day was a book. Told them to do the delayed shipping where they give you a dollar credit towards digital stuff. Therefore, was supposed to arrive on Wednesday. They just dropped it off at my door. At 10pm Monday. Why you making your drivers work that late?
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My dumb ass was about to skeet, "Why didn't they tailor that bullshit anti-Sherrod Brown attack ad to the local markets in Ohio instead of paying to air it nationally", b/c I forgot for a second that I'm watching on TBS and not Fox. No local affiliates 😅
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
MLB suits are gonna hate it, but Brewers / Rays is going to be such an excellent, fantastic Fall Classic
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'll second that!
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Only 2 runs b/c Taylor Walls came up with the bases juiced & 2 outs. Had they not bizarrely played small ball and sacrificed Aranda, they could potentially have sent tonight's knockout blow in the 1st
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If Cleveland's gonna give the Rays extra bases, it's gonna be a short fuckin' series lmao
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Holy shit! I actually get to watch a Rays game from home! All they had to do was make the ALCS
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They raided Ilhan Omar's house? Whatever judge signed off on that needs to be disbarred & removed. (And I know the Trump regime who did this bullshit won't do it. I'm saying that Dems need to not forget about this when they regain control.)
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why do I have a feeling this wasn't about Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Figured since I have cable again, screw it, I'd check out the Falcons game. Back when I followed football, I was a Falcons fan, after all. Is it me, or is Collinsworth ~75% less bad when paired with Tirico instead of Al Michaels?
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Doug Hanke saw a yard gnome once @dougmakingstuff.com · 12/10/2026
Gosh, what could have happened in 1979/80. I wonder. www.epi.org/productivity...
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The Productivity–Pay Gap
The huge gap between rising incomes at the top and stagnating pay for the rest of us shows that workers are no longer benefiting from their rising productivity. Before 1979, worker pay and productivit...
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
David Brooks pearl-clutching over John Ossoff calling a white nationalist a “white nationalist,” as if the problem with violent white nationalism is people objecting to it, illustrates this point as well as humanly possible.
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In a Spirit Halloween so niece and nephew can figure out their costumes. There's a costume for the AI slop coffeehead ballerina video 🤦‍♂️
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Haven't seen it yet, but had to chuckle at it being back to back posts in my feed 😁
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tonight's drink: a lime Gose from a Panamanian brewery Did a build your own 6-pack at Total Wine last weekend. All new to me international beers. This is tasty as hell, but I love a good gose
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Her first show on the tour is out here tomorrow, but I don't know her personally and am not affiliated with her. Just a fan of her music, so I happen to follow her on FB & IG and saw this
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Any immigration lawyers on here on a Friday night? Taiwanese musician set to begin a US headliner tour tomorrow arrived in Phoenix an hour ago, & ICE detained one of her band members, not saying why nor where they were taking him See email and IG contact info in 1st image if you can help
Facebook post from "Nini Music", a musician from Taiwan named Nini, who is scheduled to start her first US East Coast headlining tour tomorrow here in Tampa. She says their flight to the US landed in Phoenix an hour ago, & ICE detained a member of her band, not saying where he was being taken or why, and forcefully turning his phone offImage she made for the post asking for immigration lawyers here in the US to reach out to her
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly this stuff isn’t that complicated, if you met two people at a party and one of them wrote a book and one of them used ChatGPT to self publish a book, who would be the cooler person What if someone was painting at the party and a guy next to them pulled out a phone and generated an image
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Listening to a YouTube video in the background & it mentioned a "9 most important albums for various times of your life" game that I guess went around Twitter last weekend. Bored, so fuck it, why not?
1. Spin Doctors - Pocket Full of Kryptonite. 1st album I ever bought (was 8, in a country music town, & "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" was my intro to rock.)
2. Stone Temple Pilots - Purple. My first "favorite band", in middle school. Started w/ Core, but I once knew every lyric to every song on Purple
3. Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. The album that made me want to learn to play guitar or sing (never did, was bitter towards my parents about it for far too long.)
4. Radiohead - Kid A. The band of my high school & college years. The album of theirs I revisit most often.
5. Circle Takes the Square - As the Roots Undo. The album of my Savannah years (ages 22-26.) Best screamo album of all time.
6. Arcade Fire - Funeral. The band of my 20s, & I discovered this album right after my aunt passed (the family member who was my mentor.)
7. Against Me - Searching for a Former Clarity. Was already a fan (the original Pints of Guiness is still my all-time fave song), & just like Funeral, I first heard this album right after my aunt passed from cancer. Those two albums just played on repeat for a few years.
8. Murder by Death - Bitter Drink, Bitter Moon. My intro to MBD, the band of my 30s.
9. Gogol Bordello - Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike. Had a few options for #9 but Gogol is the best concert I've ever attended (and represented a high point right before the worst stretch of my life.)
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pete Hegseth remains undefeated in taking the action at any moment that the man least secure in his manhood in any room would take.
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got 4 vaccines tonight while picking up a prescription: covid, flu, Tetanus, hepatitis B (1st dose.) Pharmacist offered all 4, I said might as well while I can, given how we don't know what bullshit RFK or anyone else in the regime is going to do on any given day
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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s like this guy wished on a monkeys paw to be the exact opposite of JK Rowling
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good start from Ozzie
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every other inning I get Charlie Crist ads, and it's wild to me that he went from Governor to US House to now a runoff for Mayor of St. Pete
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alright, gimme a 6 pitch inning with 3 groundouts here...
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chris Sale! 8th pitcher in postseason history with 6 strikeouts in the first 2 innings of a game  First since 2023 Zack Wheeler NLDS G2 Second in Braves franchise history (Mike Hampton) Oldest on the list
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Matty! Do not do that to Sale! 😱
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Repost if your team won NLDS Game 2 🔥
Left, Jackson Chourio screams after his walk-off hit in NLDS Game 2. Right, Michael Harris II smiles after a double in NLDS Game 2.
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's still so wild for Fox to be showing Charlie Crist ads, and remembering it's for a runoff election for Mayor of St. Pete. Former Governor, former US Congressman, and he's running for Mayor...
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Exactly. I hope he gets to 3k hits (he could be the last guy to get there), but we need to beat them so he can't get 3 rings in a row, & right now he's the fucking enemy...
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But I'd be ok resting Grant the rest of October unless we need someone to eat innings in a blowout loss and save the other guys for competitive games
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
See, like I mentioned w/ Lee, you can use him. You just can't let him come out for another inning (& you can't use him on consecutive days, but we're off tomorrow thankfully]
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yo, I realized the other day when I posted the Ozzie GIF that you can do GIFs in Bluesky now rather than rely on the inadequate in-app GIFs. Posting Iggy now to confirm it...
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
See, the Dodgers keep all their starting pitchers on the IL until the postseason, when in actuality, you should do like the Braves and *put* them on the IL for the postseason.
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seven SP on the IL? No problem! Three bullpen games in a row, and we fuckin' win two of them! I'm so goddamned pumped! Can't even sleep now 😅
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Plus Mahle w/ an extra day, considering his injury
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
B/c you expect HSK will take another 1yr prove it deal at a smaller price tag based on this year's result, and his Sept was good enough to bring him back
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Josh K. Will Give You A High Five ✋️ @jkintampabay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, Dansby ultimately hasn't lived up to his Cubs contract. There's been flashes. But in Arcia's All-Star season he basically had the same WAR at 1/30th the price. Adames hasn't lived up to his SF contract TBH, if we think any of our SS prospects will be ready for '28, I rock Dubon & Kim in '27
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