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@jkholland.bsky.social
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Communications manager, primary interests include my dog, D&D, action figures, comics, and one-season tv shows from the 90s-00s nobody else can confirm actually existed

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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 29m
I know it’s a cliche at this point but RETURN TO OZ Telling us OZ was a trauma delusion, evil witch replacement heads, goddamn wheelers, the kid’s sidekick keeps calling her mommy, there is nothing in that movie that is not unsettling *and it was marketed to families* GO LOOK AT THOSE COMMERCIALS
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Return To Oz: Jack Pumpkinhead Scarecrow
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 1h
JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK: APOCALIPS WAR is the finale of 20 interconnected animated movies, which ran alongside the MCU - it was basically what the DCEU wanted to be But bc it’s DC it got its start from a Crisis event that rebooted the Timm-era JL/JLU with The Flashpoint Paradox (grim alt-reality)…
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 2h
OK yup I think LANTERNS mostly stuck the landing Generally I don’t care about this sort of thing but Kelly MacDonald better get an Emmy nomination
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m watching GI JOE THE MOVIE, which is honestly just as fun and weird as TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE while also doing a better job of introducing the new toys I mean characters What’s really funny is the intro sequence where Beachhead is running them through training and absolutely beside himself…
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are times when Scott Snyder’s Batman is…a little much for me
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and like, his entire family busts in with a cake to wish this fully nude man in the bathtub a happy birthday. his kids goof off with him a little, chit chat. legit bonkers stuff.
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Realizing my “After Pippin I think I will stop doing any community theater musicals” idea absolutely falls apart if I can be one of the princes in Into the Woods
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the cow as white as milk the cape as red as blood the hair as yellow as corn the slipper as pure as gold
Zauriel SupermanAquamanThe Flash
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me when my wife is out of town: OK I finally have the chance to experiment with a strange food idea and if it’s good maybe I can build a future meal around Wife when I say I’m doing dinner at a friend’s house [pulling weird, old, flat thing out of the freezer]: YESSSSS!
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me realizing I fell behind watching REACHER: Wait, what is it I like about it again? It feels a little basic [5 minutes later] oh right he's an indestructible force of righteousness whose solution to seeing even the slightest hint of bullying or coercion is "Destroy"
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Alan Ritchson's Awkward Sip as Jack Reacher
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been thinking HAUNTED HOTEL is a lot like “Gravity Falls: The Teenage Years,” and nowhere is it more apparent than, ala Dipper and the copier clones, Ben getting split into a bunch of versions of himself but now the lineup includes “Cat Ben” and “Horny Ben” and his first idea is they all should kiss
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So THAT'S what DIGGER is about, huh Good chance this may make people madder than the ones worried they were getting tricked into seeing a musical
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm rewatching KWAIDAN in sections and it remains a spectacularly beautiful film but the "Hoichi the Earless" segment makes me so fucking mad "Oh we just forgot to write the demon wards on his ears, whoopsy" YOU FOOLS, YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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Lestat (Sam Reid) Winks in Interview with Vampire
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I assumed the weirdest TEEN TITANS GO was going to be the one about growing equity, I was not prepared for “Teen Titans Go Meets The Repair Shop” Guys who actually watches Teen Titans Go, is it just middle aged men who enjoy cozy British TV at this point
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: I did yoga this morning and it made me so mad Actor who is also therapist: Why was that? Me: I just get antagonistic taking orders from cheery people on TV Actor/Therapist: Wow...you should look into why that is Me [Out loud]: ha, good point Me [internally]: who the FUCK do you think you are
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
XPN Soundtrack List update - I appreciate that it will autofill a lot of artists but not "Greg Universe" or "The Vampire Lestat"
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Greg Universe from Steven Universe
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The last Lanterns was kinda weird bc it was referencing a flashback John experienced that...just wasn't on the show? Like he's talking about the death of Antaan's planet he saw in ep2 like it's a thing we the viewer also saw, did they just cut it? Hm
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The community theater is trying to make me buy a t-shirt of the PIPPIN logo but I would much rather a shirt of something one of the leads (and probably I) have said: “I am trying so hard!” There, the unspoken community theater motto, every theater should make this shirt for all us weird nerds
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This year xpn’s end of year countdown is “Songs from movies/TV” and I’ve gotten so excited to put together this list that I am once again having to consider if I’m autistic Anyway: Deadweight - Beck - A Life Less Ordinary If Love is a Red Dress - Maria McKee - Pulp Fiction
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 27/09/2026
Never underestimate my ability to miss what's in the pop culture zeitgeist because I am 49 and very rarely listen to the radio. I legit had never heard a Sabrina Carpenter song until she was on The Muppet Show.
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Over 20 years I have pivoted from “CONSTANTINE is terrible” to “CONSTANTINE is a bad adaptation but a pretty good horror-action movie” to “CONSTANTINE is a remarkable product of pre-MCU comics adaptations” to, finally, that but no Keanu Reeves is just wildly miscast even as an American Constantine
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PRACTICAL MAGIC is an objectively bad movie, it feels like an important scene was cut every 5 minutes, tonally all over the map, and unless I misunderstood the timeline (entirely possible, this is a badly edited movie!), those kids are very cool with mom getting a new BF a month after their dad died
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, sure learned something new today
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Killing your dad won’t solve all of your problems but killing your grandpa might.”
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Wheelers Attack in Return To Oz
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@credle.bsky.social and I were half-joking about it the other day but I can't quite get the idea of a DAREDEVIL musical out of my head Sets needed: church, courtroom, Josie's bar, Kingpin office; the rest could be handled by roll-out rooftop edges/digital backdrop/treadmill for brooding walking
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's been a wild six years of flooding the streaming services with superhero TV shows but once Daredevil s3 wraps next year it'll be nice to only have one program to pay attention to: a mockumentary about Gorilla Grodd
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Marvel Comics Hot Take: The lineup of the 1970s rando-team The Champions should have either been a Defender or West Coast Avenger: - Ghost Rider, obv a Defender - Angel is WCA - Hercules, HUGE WCA - Iceman - Defender (to hang with Beast) - Black Widow - begrudgingly WCA, only bc Hawkeye asked
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know jack shit about Fortnite but every time I see a figure I kinda want one Who the fuck is Midas? Don't care. Can I pose him fighting Moon Knight with a giant gold axe? Hell yes.
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Welllp that was truly a nightmare but thank you Lindsay for making me even more strongly question the judgment of my friends who actually seem to enjoy cruises
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Regarding Supergirl, one of my complaints was that I don't really know what her personality is supposed to *be*, since she's been reintroduced, retconned, rebooted, so many times The same with Aquaman, Barry Allen's Flash, Wonder Woman even But with Lanterns I have to admit: yup, that's Hal Jordan
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My friend has set up a Taskmaster party so I thought about my outfit for the pre-recorded tasks; my thought was "how would I look as Doctor Who?" but the answer turned out to be "Backup bassist for the Hong Kong Cavaliers", which is fine
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You mean like how Roy Lichtenstein is art, but Jack Kirby is illustration, even though by any measure Jack Kirby is a far greater artist than Roy Lichtenstein?
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HALLOWEENTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People think the message of the John Wick movies is "Don't hurt dogs" or "Don't mess with strangers," but actually it's "Save relentlessly for retirement just in case you have to deal with an unexpected emergency."
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This was like 20 years ago but does anyone remember the design company run by two white girls who named it "Strange Fruit" and when called out over the song's meaning were belligerently like "Why would you expect us to *look things up*"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There's something here about the fact that the BBC genuinely doesn't know what to do next with Doctor Who, at the same time Disney cannot crack this whole Muppets thing I'm not saying the answer is DOCTOR WHO starring Gonzo and Carmilla, but I'm not *not* saying that
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think people are being too hard on the game but they tried to find a middle ground btw "Looks like comics" and "Looks like Hugh Jackman" and ended up with "Vaguely Shrek-esque" It's like when they updated Peter in the Spidey games as a composite of all the actors and the result was OFF PUTTING
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When Ed Sheeran got bullied over being on Game of Thrones for like 20 seconds I thought people were being needlessly harsh I see now that they weren’t being nearly harsh enough
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh THAAAT'S why people are mad at Sydney Sweeney this time
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rehearsal tonight was just headshots and choreo for a number I’m not in, it seemed to genuinely confused the directors and stage manager the I’d want to stay for a while to see what the scene looks like
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"What goes on behind the scenes of a nationwide late-night comedy sketch show?" Literally 98% not this, not any of this Lorne Michaels never hired a private security force to rescue a cast member whose brother was STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF AFGHANISTAN
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Hey Look It's DEATH Holland! @jkholland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So whether you like or hate LANTERNS or SUPERGIRL, the new slate of DCU material has Tom King all over it, and after the last batch was chock full of Geoff Johns shit I feel like I've just traded one devil for another Not really looking forward to this Mr. Miracle animated series based on his work
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