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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 20h

Last of the year’s garden pickling had been done! Gonna have tasty jalapenos and pickles until spring (cameo by another cute pickle)

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Heart shaped little moo-cow likes listening to mid aughts emo music. More news at 8.

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We have reached *that* point of cat introductions where older sibling just doesn’t want to be bothered, which of course means that all the younger sibling wants to do is annoy.

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just finished “Meat Bees” by @browntrowsers.bsky.social after meeting him at the “One of Us” con, and I have to say, Dolly Parton essentially saving the day by the end of the book was EXACTLY the horror novel I needed this month (not really spoilers but kinda spoilers)

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s officially 3 months to Christmas and I can feel in the aether that somewhere Mariah Carey is stirring…..

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Baby’s first jalapeño harvest

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The face of a man granting me forgiveness for being gone for four days by sitting on my lap and not letting me move for hours

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Gave the bf this coded Cryptex for his bday. In it holds the location of the rest of his bday presents. He’s less than thrilled (and also excited at the same time)

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Today we’re almost brave enough to go up the stairs (he ran back down 2 seconds after this was taken)

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Portrait of a man who is trying to figure out if leaving his room is worth it

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Taken moments before disaster (the disaster being Ajax decided to try and smack the crap out of his new little brother upon meeting him for the time without something between them)

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I love Rear Window so much, mostly because Jimmy S spends the whole movie solving a murder and yet is completely oblivious to the literal most gorgeous actress of the time trying to bone him. Sheer cinematic poetry

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Why yes I am this cool for owning this dvd, thanks for asking

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I think technically they were saved by the wendi mclendon-covey ex machina who gave them the vista del mar brochure! although we don't know if trish wasn't guiding her at that moment

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

90s Andy Garcia just really hit different. He’s half Al Pacino and half Milo Thatch

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Happy to announce our family got a little bigger today! He’s unnamed as of these pictures, but watch this space to see what this little expressive face will be named!

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Middle aged gay thought of the day “you know what? I will go ahead and buy that matching set of dessert plates”

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Having to explain to my grown mother the difference between a CGI animal and a real animal makes me really want to just eat glass

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Ah yes, my new favorite Charlize Theron movie: Children of the Corn 3.

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Write "Jimothy" in the Google search bar.

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This image is now accurate for the first time in British history since 1923.

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I made too many sea salt & caramel fudge brownies whatever will I do

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Harvested my garlic! I was going for “straight man shows off fish in dating bio” and I think i nailed it

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This user had been marked safe from getting a single stain on his all white shirt after going to a Korean BBQ place

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Spiff @spiff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Happy wrath month.

A screen shot from the Simpsons. Marge leaning against the door looking annoyed and saying “seems I’m full of rage”.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This is the exact outfit I want to be buried in

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I do not want to work on this monday, and it’s only being reinforced.

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

On my journey to teach myself canning, I did it for the third time today. One cut finger and skin scald later (and with no money spent on my part) I now have 6 pints of pickled watermelon rind. Did I learn something new? Yes. Am I getting better? Yes. Do I like pickled watermelon rind? No idea

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Baby’s first homemade lasagna!

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Kendra James @kendrajames.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The American Library Association is auctioning off a bunch of the classic celebrity “READ” posters along with a bunch of other full sized literacy posters. This is going to fix so many of my problems, I just know it. movieposters.ha.com/c/search/res...

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Checking out the bird-feeder, closely followed by complete disinterest

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Me and a boy who will only pose for pictures when you scratch his butt. I’m the one in the Sunset Curve (tell your friends) shirt.

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I am making homemade garlic powder from the scrapes I just cut, and now I whole house smells like I live in a loaf of garlic bread

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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 08/06/2026

most video games can be boiled down to playing dolls and, as a rule, the more a video game lets you play dolls, the better it is

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Was weeding my garden today and found a dinosaur bone! (Toy). Some kid somewhere buried this years ago and is giggling somewhere

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Been a long time since I tried my hand at a pastry dough, but I wanted to give danishes a try. Cherry and Cheese. Not bad for a first try

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

A millennial gay man watching Ina Garten videos while sipping on a martini on a friday night? Groundbreaking…

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

My beloved bestest little gentleman fancy boy Boris Karloff passed away this week, and it had absolutely wrecked me. Doing the only thing a 39 year old gay man does when he loses his furry son, invites a bunch of people over, make 4 different types of nachos and lots of drinks. RIP my angel.

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Boris has been sick for about a week and hasn’t been wanting to leave his room that much (he’s on antibiotics now) so I brought the outside to him to help him feel better.

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Friday night is brought to you by the various stages of being zooted on catnip (cryosleep and piloting a corrogated spaceship)

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Featuring the assistant chefs who were very helpful they’re sure of it

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Jordan @jjfullofnachos.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Today’s Easter makings. I do love being able to make all my holiday staples from scratch, makes the day that much more special and the house smell amazing to boot.