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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy

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Hoping this app can ruin every day as efficiently as that other one.

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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Okra tastes like pickle LaCroix
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Getting word that Donald Trump has died again.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 07/11/2025
Marge to Homer: "Look, Homer, there's that bird you like to argue with."
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
That Butker kick was so far left that he thinks trump should classify him as a terrorist.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Please watch The Alabama Solution. It's not an easy watch but you have to see this shit.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Finally picked up Death Stranding 2. Has anyone made a "The Walking Dad" joke yet?
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Maybe if we tell Hegseth that Opsec is one of the things in Triple Sec, he'll start caring about it.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Tales of the Chiefs' death have been greatly exaggerated.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Ironically, Butker was far left for once.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Reddit just nuked my account for calling Charlie kirk "that dead nazi"
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
So I guess the media just isn't going to discuss that - in the same press conference - trump claimed he has legal authority to execute anyone he labels a terrorist, while also saying the left is full of terrorists? Probably nothing I guess.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
They're really just never gonna stop casting Jared Leto are they?
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
A broken clock and such
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Anyway, like I was saying.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
That's my secret.... I'm always computer mad.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I've been saying it from the start - they're going to start red cities in red states so there's no pushback. Then onto Blue cities in red states where the governors won't push back. All to slowly normalize it. Boil the frog.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/09/2025
checking in with a friend on current events
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can i just say btw
i saw a news article about charlie kirk
and i didnt realize his face was really like that
i thought people were photoshopping it all the time
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jenn m. jackson @jennmjacksonphd.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk spent his life making people like me unsafe. His followers sent me death threats for years and threatened my employer if they didn’t terminate me. His work was NEVER about free speech. It was about hate and emboldening violent people. The dishonesty of the past 24hrs is disgusting.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Still not over Trump basically saying "anyone who has called us fascists will be hunted down and dealt with" without a trace of awareness.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
We really almost just saw the elusive 1 point safety
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Thank you, Computer
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Mr Beast killing the world's only Chargers fan on national TV would be the funniest possible way for his career to end.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
No matter is wrong with trump, I sincerely hope he's getting the best medical care RFK Jr can provide.
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Alex Halpern @halpernalex.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Sums up America in 2025 pretty well I’d say
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
So is every news outlet in the country going to run a "this is why nobody can stand conservatives" story about the Cracker Barrel thing? Because they're actually doing the thing you pretended the left was doing with the jeans ad.
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EagleOwl @eagleowlsheila.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I'm trying to get my head around the idea of a country invading itself but not having much luck.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
As a non-NYer, can anyone explain to me why this is even supposedly a bad thing? I don't even understand the angle.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I mean when this guy thinks you’re in a cult
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Me three months ago:
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Put it in H
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Seems like he wanted to look like Guy Fawkes, but since he's a republican he refuses to wear a mask.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Indisputable win for the "Trump is worse than Hitler" crowd.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
So now that we've seen Donald Trump's artwork, can we all agree that he's worse than Hitler?
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I despise flying, but I also hate waking up at 3:30 AM. So right now I'm 2 cups.of coffee and a Redbull deep, but I'm.Balanced out with 2 klonopin and a ativan, so things are feeling pretty normal.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Echo chamber in disarray
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
The President of the United States just threatened to have me arrested, stripped of my citizenship, put in a detention camp and deported. Not because I have broken any law but because I will refuse to let ICE terrorize our city.

His statements don’t just represent an attack on our democracy but an attempt to send a message to every New Yorker who refuses to hide in the shadows: if you speak up, they will come for you. We will not accept this intimidation.

That Trump included praise for Eric Adams in his authoritarian threats is unsurprising, but highlights the urgency of bringing an end to this Mayor’s time in City Hall. At the very moment when MAGA Republicans are attempting to destroy the social safety net, kick millions of New Yorkers off of healthcare and enrich their billionaire donors at the expense of working families, it is a scandal that Eric Adams echoes this President’s division, distraction and hate. 

Voters will resoundingly reject it in November.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Seems like Love Island has a real Sanjaya situation going on with Huda. Also, for the love of God what is this music?
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Love it when there's tornadic weather on the first Tuesday of the month (the day they test the tornado sirens).
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Elon has the always awake mind virus.
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Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 11/05/2025
It's the well-known popular saying we're all familiar with
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"The statement "a skinned dog always faces east" is a popular riddle or saying. While there's no scientific basis for it, it's understood to be a trick question or a play on words. The answer is a turd, as the phrase "skinned dog" can be interpreted as "a dog's turd", and a turd always faces east because it's being expelled from the body."
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Season 2 of The Rehearsal is gonna wind up being Nathan Fielder helping Shedeur Sanders prep for his draft interviews.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
9 million people are in or near default on student loans. That's 3.5% of the USA's adult population. Surely, garnishing wages from in I'm every 20 households will save the economy.
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Candy executives who decide greens should be apple instead of lime should be sent to that Salvadoran prison
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Isn't their whole shtick "illegal immigrants don't pay taxes"?
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