Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 30/09/2026Just overheard someone use the phrase "get my teeth wet" and had a fork-on-squeaky-plate somatic response to that 001
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 24/07/2026I'm a Gamma Male (suffering from acute radiation poisoning) 100
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 18/07/2026Just bought a tasteful smut zine titled "BOYS BOYS BOYS" from an NYC bodega. According to my girlfriend, this is the most bisexual thing she's ever witnessed me do 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 10/06/2026Mascing tape is great but the real money is in femming tape 000
Reposted by Toilet Operator Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics 7186202549
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 30/01/2026I'd love to watch a documentary on Yoko Ono where the word "Beatles" isn't uttered once 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 16/01/2026Hey, so it turns out Japan is a real place. I always figured it was like Narnia or Delaware 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 13/01/2026Just learned today that Wyoming has less people in it than the city I live in (just the city, not the metro area). Why do these people get their own senators this is ridiculous 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 21/11/2025Last night someone called me "Cowboy" as an IRL insult and I feel like I've officially made the big time 100
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 24/09/2025The water pistol emoji has the same energy as the term "unalived" 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 11/09/2025It's too bad they got him in the neck and not the head. It would have sailed clean through without hitting anything important or useful 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 06/09/2025A vasectomy is what a lobotomy is called when you do it to a guy 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 25/08/2025My cat has been giving me the silent treatment ever since I told him we're not biologically related 030
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 29/07/2025Do you ever do a bad thing, just to see how it makes you feel? We are all hapless prisoners to the horrible possibility of our own actions. Denny's Diner: come try our T-bone steak today! 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 27/06/2025The fantasy of an extraterrestrial invasion is fun escapism because it presents a scenario where our biggest existential threat isn't a consequence of our own actions 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 24/06/2025Believe it or not, the guy who voiced the Bop-It! is actually a sub 010
Reposted by Toilet Operator FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 23/06/2025DATE: So what do you do? ME: I race cars. HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races? ME: No, the cars are much faster. 7862199
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 09/06/2025Idea for a TV spinoff: "InternET", a story about the weird little alien who gets roped into an unpaid position getting coffee and picking up dry cleaning for some big shot on Wall Street 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 06/06/2025If Jesus Christ was alive today, he would 100% have a podcast 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 01/06/2025Just got called a faggot on the streets of SF, happy pride month yall 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 01/06/2025Remembering the time Facebook added a Pride react and I used it on every post I saw for a full month. My ex girlfriend texted me after 4 years of not speaking to tell me her parents got mad at her for having a "gay flag on her post" 000
Reposted by Toilet Operator Bette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Mexicans have tried with great results 131
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 24/05/2025Molasses is great, but ya gotta wonder how much better the rest of the mole would taste 46914
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 24/05/2025Whoever decided to name the service entrance to the sewers a "man hole" was down so catastrophically bad 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 23/05/2025If you phonetically transcribed the speech of a cat, it would have lots of tildes and umlauts 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 12/05/2025Fuck, it stops raining, just when I'm finally ready to open my gaping maw to the sky and drown 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 11/05/2025You either die Kikipilled or you live long enough to become a Boubacel 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 09/05/2025Every time I'm typing in a text field and Windows decides that my keyboard output should be directed Somewhere Else (either the void, or worse, a different, unknown application), I gain a gray hair 000
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 08/05/2025I grind my coffee beans in a $350 burr grinder just to brew them most days in a $15 Mister Coffee. This makes sense for reasons known only to me and upsets everyone else who cares about either coffee or money 010
Toilet Operator @dylanger.info · 06/05/2025"Are you gay?" 'no' "Does your MOM know you're gay‽‽‽" This is the foundational question which ontology seeks to make sense of 020
