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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my steam account is old enough to buy alcohol. i signed up with a credit card. my username is a reference to a game from 1992. what do you mean age verification. my hair is going grey
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cobie Durant falls victim to some of the most dastardly friendly fire i've ever seen
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Magnus @moopin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Does anyone still buy that Alex is supposed to hate this guy? Or: "Knuckle deep in drukhari thrussy." Art yet again by @neruatnight.bsky.social And Mordryd still belongs to @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social
Art of an armoured space marine eating the ass of a drukhari man and fingering his thrussy.
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
gender bent fediel from granblue fantasy relink: endless ragnarok. yes, that's a very long game title, and yes, i realize that there is so much going on in this picture that it's almost impossible to make sense of it. just a lot going on in general here
fediel drawn as a big muscular man
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
gender bent fediel from granblue fantasy relink: endless ragnarok. yes, that's a very long game title, and yes, i realize that there is so much going on in this picture that it's almost impossible to make sense of it. just a lot going on in general here
fediel drawn as a big muscular man
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i hope that you guys would like to see some dumb gender bent game characters because i played a whole lot of granblue fantasy relink after my car accident and i have some Stuff to get out of my system
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hors #art #horse
Doodle of a blobby yellow horse ridden by an equally blobby little dude in a cowboy hat and boots. Txt reads “and the horse you rode in on”
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
was really in the drawing groove and then my tablet ran out of battery!!! this is homophobic
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Birdie, Barghest Bae @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A meme with a jester from an oil painting. I'm going to guess the paintings from about 1800's, Italian style clothing painted in fantasy retrocon fanfiction about Arthurian times, but idk the painting (not PRB or Klimt, so...). The jester is dressed in red including full red leggings and jacket, and typical three-jingle pointed hat. He is dejected and exhausted looking. The meme reads, "Heavy is the head that wears the little jingly bell hat thing."

It's true. Do you know what hard work it is to be both this brilliant AND this funny? We are all exhausted, besties. It's ok to rest when you need it.
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i mean COME ON (again, complimentary)
statue of slutty joker in his slutty batsuit. this is innovation sorry if you can’t handle it
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the sluttiest thing i have ever seen (extremely complimentary)
statue of joker wearing a joker themed batsuit. my man is STACKED. he’s got pecs and a tiny waist and even tinier trunks over the tights. this is the only good comics statue ever made
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i was hit twice in two years by drivers who ran a red light and plowed into my car in the middle of an intersection. second time was just over a month ago and totaled my car. my sister was rear ended twice at high speed while stopped at a light, totaling her car BOTH times. it’s so bad out there
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
peter sagal also wrote the screenplay for the movie savage (1996), which is about a weird, sweaty man who avenges his murdered family thanks to the magic caveman powers he gets from aliens. so i do have SOME doubt regarding his level of literary analysis
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
well that is a big miss there, good buddy. if i am being very generous, i think i could say that i have spent two, maybe even three hours in delaware over the course of my entire life website for the quiz is mydialect.us
my dialect map showing that i talk the most like someone from delaware

quiz located at https://mydialect.usCities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.
MOST SIMILAR
1. San Francisco, CA
(55%)
2. Los Angeles, CA
(55%)
3. Philadelphia, PA
(54%)
LEAST SIMILAR
1. New Orleans, LA
(50%)
2. Nashville, TN (50%)
3. Atlanta, GA (51%)

i’m from everywhere
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i get on the idea now and then about creating a Magnum Opus, you know, the thing that will define me and make my life worth it. even though i also know that this is not how art or life or anything else works
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i’m not sure what it says about me that i love reading critical analyses of books and movies and shows that i will never, ever read or watch on their own (im just kidding, it says that i have autism)
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
our tiny dog just killed a mouse and brought it to me. anyway happy monday
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i’ve drawn a lot of stuff lately. neat
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
they really got ur asses good making it a moral failure to not use alt text when this whole time they’ve been using it as censorship on their back end.
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Celestial Witch 🏳️‍⚧️ @staroutofspace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's perpetually frustrating as someone with a computer science degree how the broad use of the term "AI" launders legitimacy to the bubble. Chat-GPT is not the same thing as a machine learning algorithm that detects cancer, but Sam Altman fights tooth and nail to keep you believing they are.
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if you are wondering why a bunch of people are sniping at each other today, it is because sky marchini, one of bluesky’s most noxious crybullies, finally flew too close to the sun
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is the only good and correct and, dare i say, perfect use for the robot dogs futurism.com/robots-and-m...
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Chinese Startup Shows Off Robot Horse You Can Actually Ride
Chinese startup DaxAI has shown off a "Cyber Horse" robot that visitors of the 2026 World Robot Conference in Beijing could actually ride.
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i genuinely think this was a high point for me, should have just packed it in after that
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
i highly recommend checking this incredible parody of modern history channel tv shows, its so well done with great production, you won't regret taking some time out to watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJM...
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Bigg County Restorations (Pilot)
YouTube video by SCROTEVIDEO
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i dunno man, all the fun stuff in my life got exploded away and i’m not sure what to do now. howl into the void i guess
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
bunny
my cyborg oc, vex, dressed in a playboy bunny-ish leotard while leaning toward the camera. he's not a nice man, but he looks nice
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Morning fuckos
Bird kicking another one off birdseed
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 13/08/2026
marvel rivals is probably the ugliest game of all time. something deeply upsetting about the disney approved porn brained yet completely sexless ken doll aesthetic. nasty vibes. especially when anyone actually making games genuinely about sex is being debanked and banned
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
was there really a shortage of guys who write the same milquetoast societal critiques starring the same sarcastic self-insert character for 30 years
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
IT'S REAL! IT EXISTS! YOU CAN BUY IT! mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com/listing/4551...
Preview image of a red bumper sticker . The bumper sticker reads

KEEP HONKING!
I HAVE FOUND MYSELF
BEHIND THE WHEEL OF
A LARGE AUTOMOBILE

There are two figures facing away from each other, wearing suits, in an exaggerated "dance" pose. Small versions of the same figures form a border around the sticker. Speech bubbles from three of them say "Well... how did I get here?," "How do I work this?," "Where is that large automobile?"
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
endurance/balance training at the cat cafe i keep saying this but, sorry this drawing is small! i sketch real small to keep myself from getting bogged down in details too early. does it work? well, no.
drawing of a big muscley guy wearing a very skimpy outfit and holding a tea tray. he is trying not to drop the tray while a catboy gives him a bj
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/08/2026
Hello. I have an impacted molar that’s been giving me grief for over a month. I’ve been managing with painkillers/abx but it’s become unbearable. I’m unemployed and can’t afford the $$$ for oral surgery. If anyone can help me cover it I would really appreciate it. Options below. I am sorry to ask.
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my car is officially a total loss 🥳 <— the tooty horn of tragedy
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
you can't stop people from fucking. it's basically the only thing we want to do besides war and art.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the thing Star Trek got most correct is that, if advanced sentient life exists, we will fuck it immediately and some of us will be marrying into the species within a year
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
hey, remember how last year, a driver ran a red light and crashed into my car well, last week, another driver ran another red light and crashed into my car
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👑 🦨 スカンク -> ANE '27 🦨 🏳️‍⚧️ @boiler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey everyone. My wife @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social was in a bad car accident today with a distracted, uninsured young driver who blew a red light & hit her at speed. She is recovering & our dogs are shaken but ok. Please drive safely, do NOT USE your phone in your car & have car insurance.
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i made a demon nun character and i Love Him
cropped portrait of a demon man who is dressed as a slutty nun
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Artistic Privilege
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
this did not go so well. part 2 happening in two weeks
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it’s root canal day and i am honestly so, so excited not to be in pain anymore hell yeah, drill me (non-sexual), baby
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✨☕️MORI☕️✨ @goobieroo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
[C] 🖤Such a wonderful person to work with! Tysm @mrcoffin.bsky.social 😈🖤🩵
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
WELL we are out of liminal difficulty and into the real difficulty now. yay i guess
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
man it has been a rough week over here and it’s only (checks calendar) thursday? is that right? that can’t be right
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
superman
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