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future lee van cleef

@jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 6h
He misunderstood Ben Shapiro’s pitch of “machete goes to the border wall” .
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t need to grade this card to know it’s sick
Gary Payton chillin card
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m predicting arch manning skips the holiday inn bowl because he contracts parvo
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hope Star Wars galactic racer finally explains the origin of sebulba’s Peyronie’s disease. Also what was Qui-Gon Jinn doing on that recumbent bike?
Sebulba in podracer. Pre accident Clark and Floyd racing on bikes
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the definitive metal gear podcast. It’s kind of like a literature/film/history/politics course centered around metal gear. Such a good breakdown with interesting tangents. Recommended for the metal gear sickos
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t think I understood it as a teenager but I think System of a Down and metal gear solid primed me for wokeness later in life.
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seeing primetime as intended. Solo at an empty matinee showing on a random thursday
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I played coed flag football and we had a soccer playing girl that absolutely roasted 95% of dudes 1 on 1. Girls are ballers too
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes my baby who I don’t interact with is going to be soothed my simulacra
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just finished jacking it in my man shed. Got me so pumped for the status quo
Collin Allred after he jacked it his workout dungeon
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m obsessed with this Sigh album after recently finding it added to Apple music. This has some of the evilest shit I’ve heard, but the weird sexy saxophones and zelda orchestra they somehow mix in is so good.
Sigh - Hail horror hail album
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t need peacock. MLB Gameday is like I’m front row
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you haven’t heard the personalized AI music I’ve been listening to for months you are in a bubble. You are living in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s ridiculous the athletic app doesn’t have pictures for the WNBA players when you check the stats. I’m trying to learn the players and you just get a generic logo. How can Olivia miles not get a picture, but NFL players such as Jake Briningstool gets a picture?
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
war eagle
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favourite Peake art is his detailed pen and ink stuff.
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sam darnold has diminished glute syndrome
Hank hill no butt dr visit
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Country singers doing migos flows should be illegal
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 19/09/2026
westside goon
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We only had Ted Cruz on the talk about his crusade against dildos and how that affects prop bets.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026
the AI people and the normal people should each get their own stuff
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Update: the remaining 2 straight shots have dropped from the tour
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
James Dolan and 2 of the straight shots on standby to help Ed Sheeran finish this tour
James Dolan and the straight shot album
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SourCrumb @shannonscribbles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"and another thing: im not complicit. please don't put in the newspaper that i am complicit."
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Damn I missed the timeline where Bernie uses cambridge analytica to gain power and then eventually supports an insurrection that installs ruthless socialism.
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If he actually cared about this question he could pay a panel of climate experts, AI dorks/skeptics and mathematicians to break this down. But instead he consults the CSAM oracle. A billionaire has access to the best experts and resources and this is the best he can do. Come on
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a token of Nintendo’s deep regret for profiting off the US tarriffs we are respectfully offering 30% off last generation games. Sorry about the fascism!
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is robbing us of getting to watch another justin fields QB controversy
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really need a john Wilson bad lieutenant
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve seen bodily fluid coming out of cam skattebo every single game I’ve watched him play. Dude is a biohazard
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Carson wentz is Wario Sam Darnold
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Michael K. Williams as Omar Little in The Wire. A black man with in baggy jeans a trench coat and a Kevlar vest with the barrel of a shotgun showing under the coat. Walking down a street in Baltimore.
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Those are regular nouns big dawg. Not inspiring from the candidate whose biggest concern is education
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My rule of only donating money to campaigns that proudly support trans people, Palestine, healthcare for all, and agreeing capitalism is bad saves me so much disappointment/money
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kawhi did nothing wrong! You are allowed to ask for ridiculous things in a negotiation. Thats on the owners to say no. Stay strong kawhi.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All this shit just justifies what you already want to do. Guys complaining about sunblock ( in reality too lazy to put on their children). Beef / bacon / ice cream are healthy (actually just adults afraid of veggies). Workout but no cardio (does curls at gym and then scrolls on phone for 45 min)
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nintendo I missed out on the Zelda switch 2. I’ll just wait for an NBA Hangtime edition. Thank you
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s September, I think it’s time for synthwave death metal covers until post Christmas.
Album cover for nitelight - zombie ritual (death synthwave cover)
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Unregulated supplements for all
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gosh imagine how excited Megadeth fans would be if any of them knew how to read lambgoat.com/news/54644/m...
lambgoat.com
MEGADETH's Dave Mustaine announce book tour dates kicking off next week
Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine has announced a three-city book tour in support of his new memoir, In My Darkest Hour.The book, co-written with Joe Layden, will be released on September 8th through Da...
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think both movies have their merits, however Bad lieutenant with Harvey keitel is your problematic uncle’s favorite movie. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans with nic cage is your cool uncle’s favorite movie.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I saw this posted with the caption “Metal Gear Solid lore in a nutshell” and the Skullface bit cracked me up
war is bad because borders arent real and we treat soldiers as expendable tools
by no borders, she must mean that one entity should rule the entire world, thus seperating all borders and theoretically ending all conflict
soldiers are expendable? then i must create a soldiers paradise where conflict never ends so that soldiers may continue to exist eternally.
war is bad? ok just kill all white people. literally problem solved.
kill this guy
war is terrible but its not going to stop so l must sacrifice my will to be an eternal tool for ending wars as peacefully and quickly as possible
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Uncle Dennis did nothing wrong. I applaud his creativity and boldness. Steve Ballmer didn’t have to agree to anything. Get what you can from these guys.
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Somebody just tried to tell me how much they love Tyson bagent. Caleb Williams performed actual wizardry last year and you are talking about a high achieving carnie.
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not to make everything about Hasan piker, but why do people keep referring to him as a shock jock? To be a shock jock you have to make your guests ride a sybian or run for mayor as fart man or something. We have drifted from the true meaning.
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Shout out to the guy burping so hard at the odyssey i could hear it over the IMAX speakers during the storm scenes. #4d imax
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future lee van cleef @jimmybutlerjihad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tom hardy getting the level of features as a Nas album is crazy. He holds his own though. Jeremy Renner could never pull that off.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A digital illustration based on a photo of Tim Curry having a break between scenes filming the 90s TV version of IT. He’s standing in a wet, grassy field with a big blue blanket pulled around his shoulders. His right hand Is stuck out from the blanket holding an umbrella over his head. And his face is done up in full Pennywise evil clown makeup: white base, wide red mouth, bulbous red nose, blue eye coloring, curly drawn on brows, and a big frizzy red wig with a receding hairline. He’s also smoking a cigarette and looking introspective or else very bored.  To his right is a lot of big smushed together pink lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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