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Jim Davis, Online

@jimdavisonline.bsky.social
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Former esports professional, perpetual depressed leftist

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
It's Silent Hill James skateboarding while holding his wife
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The less they know the better
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m glad I’m not preoccupied with litigating tom morello’s impact on the 2024 election today. I’m actually pinned under a train. the paramedics say the wheels are the only thing holding me together and I’ll die when they move the train. I don’t see why they have to move it. I could just live here
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI has democratized the experience of being kicked in the head by a horse
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Branson, what are you talking about? He's just trying to catch and eat the Roadrunner in those-" You are too healthy for this conversation and indeed most of the conversations which interest me.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 04/10/2026
Last year, just 21% of students from an Austin charter school using an AI learning platform passed state-mandated tests. Texas education leaders helped get the technology in front of public school leaders.
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How Texas Helped a Private School Chain’s AI Tool Get Into Public School Classrooms
Just three months after the Texas State Board of Education raised concerns about Alpha School’s AI learning platform, Education Commissioner Mike Morath was in talks about using the tool in public sch...
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI makes it easier to write software, and that's bad
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trending

1. Horgus
2. MLB wild card series airs on Peacock
3. DOT rolls back fuel economy standards
4. Avengers Doomsday and Endgame Encore buzz
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the state of modern fiction is so funny like what are you saying the two most stocked books behind the counter at the barnes & noble are East of Eden and Dungeon Crawler Carl
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After a full September of 90 degree weather, fall is Arriving
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sometimes the game turns into metaphor refantazio for about 5 minutes
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gaming
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sending a flyer to the past to ddos mtgox & the Harry Potter methods of rationality website at all times, to protect the future
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
w33d
The same Peter Tosh album cover 3 times in a row, legalize weed dude
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People don’t care about healthcare or housing costs, what they care about is that little Timmy has too high of a WAR for New York City & now you have to move to Dunning, Nebraska to bring up their average
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
running for congress on a platform of making children’s sports fair. We will federally ensure that every children’s sports team in the United States has a 50% win rate using a complex matchmaking algorithm. We will have to defund the pentagon to pay for all the team travel.
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guy who pronounces “fugazi” like “shoegaze”
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
16x DLSS Wing Commander 3: Heart of the Tiger
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would be normal about the entity in the basement of my furniture outlet store
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Peacock’s Top 10 Movies of the Day list is hilariously bleak tn, it’s 4 twilight movies & The Bee Movie
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What’s your favorite humour? Mine’s probably yellow bile
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jarvis, remove the phlegm from my throat
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Love In The Time Of Being Pretty Sleepy
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Update: I dropped xenoblade x because I did 8 side quests and it didn’t give my party enough exp to do the next main mission
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Unexpected Item In Bagging Area @brothercadfile.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The albatross chick persists, and now weighs 10kg
Screenshot from the Cornell Bird Labs albatross stream. A sunlit grassy clifftop above the sea; two rangers in hi-vis from the New Zealand Department of Conservation weigh a a surprisingly large albatross chick. One ranger holds the chick's beak closed while the other uses a line scale to lift the laundry basket containing the chick. The young albatross does not look best pleased.
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Veratify @veratify.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
V found this claim is false. Gloria Steinem is still alive; born in March 1934, she is currently 90 years old and could not have died at age 92 yet. Real-time fact-checks on your feed: veratify.ai Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
V verified: likely false
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The nuke phone alerts go off & the bodyguards immediately pull an end of Uncut Gems
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Newgrounds was important but it’s doubly important that we’ve all grown up past it
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 21,1947
P1- NANCY IS WALKING DOWNTOWN AND CARRYING HER UMBRELLA, SHE IS WORRIED ABOUT SLUGGO 
NANCY: SLUGGO IS GETTING SO LAZY LATELY---I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM
P2- SLUGGO IS RESTING AGAINST A LARGE ROCK WHEN IT STARTS TO RAIN 
P3- NANCY WITH HER OPEN UMBRELLA IS WALKING TOWARDS SLUGGO
P4- SLUGGO NOTICED NANCY COMING TOWARDS HIM, HE DOESN’T GET UP, BUT CONTINUES TO LAY AGAINST THE ROCK IN THE POURING RAIN
SLUGGO: Y'KNOW, NANCY --- DIS IS TH' KIND OF WEATHER MAKES A FELLER WISH
HE WAS INSIDE
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m kraven the pizza, more like
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Consumers just need to make better choices & avoid poisoned foods” is such a funny rebuttal from the pro-business crowd, who have never had an accurate thought about how people interact with the world once
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Spider-Man: Threads of Fate
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What the fuck
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Has been
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>check phone for games, apps, or notes
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>check reception
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>knock on door with a herring
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>knock on door
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The villains in Count of Monte Cristo are so funny, they’ll deny something they’re accused of & then go on at length describing how they’d done exactly what they were accused of
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
All the right wing Democrat takes are flooding my algorithms & it’s like watching a dying bug twitch, I wish the internet would stop bringing them to me
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Jimmy, keep eatin that world
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You fly around & shoot pirates in your space ship and then land on a planet & walk around a dungeon (a prefab that is used in 90% of locations) shooting pirates and picking up trash that legitimately can’t be used for anything. Sometimes you go to a hub city to get quests and recruit followers.
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
JJ’s is an anxiety attack of a store, it rules
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I hear that at hooters they’re legally allowed to shoot you with a gun
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Pro-click, one of the most important pieces of journalism in 2026
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Jim Davis, Online @jimdavisonline.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s wild that there are French people out there spending all day every day being French. That’s awesome, I love that for you
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