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Arthur Simon

@simonearth.bsky.social
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artist + actor in Texas simonearth.com/art CURRENT LISTINGS simonearth.etsy.com

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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 6h
Raphael is labeled the 'rude' one for saying "gimmie a break," but really it's because he is unionized
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
slowly updating art simonearth.com/art/
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Arthur Simon | Art
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(to bartender): One frozen margarita with road salt, please
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Litsa Dremousis @litsadremousis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I agree w/ all of this except the “unlucky few” part: Millions of Americans have #LongCovid
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in many ways, I too am the son of Michael McDonald
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"You All Everybody"
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social spotted some batty Jack Davis illustrations in the Texas Science & Natural History Museum
Bat facts
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
new oil painting www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting...
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Barfly Painting by Arthur Simon | Saatchi Art
Saatchi Art is pleased to offer the painting, "Barfly," by Arthur Simon, available for purchase at $348 USD. Original Painting: Oil on Canvas. Size is 12 H x 16 W x 1 in.
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
one of my older paintings but it checks out www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting...
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Weeper Painting by Arthur Simon | Saatchi Art
Saatchi Art is pleased to offer the painting, "Weeper," by Arthur Simon, available for purchase at $1,450 USD. Original Painting: Oil on Canvas. Size is 36 H x 48 W x 1 in.
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need to start introducing myself as corn-fed
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this morning I swallowed my contact lenses and put my antidepressant into my eye
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
some sales from today's art market
photo montage people with rock art
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@traceythorn.bsky.social @ben-watt.bsky.social great list here
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is where Texans can check their status. Please text this link to your family and friends who vote the good way, and ask them to double check theirs. goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/...
goelect.txelections.civixapps.com
IvisMvpUi
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
maybe the real reason data centers are unpopular is that people are mispronouncing 'data centers'
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Brian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mosquitoes should die after they bite you like bees do after they sting you
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Three artists 1. Phillip Glass 2. The Cure 3. Everything But The Girl
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"I'm not arguing that with you!"
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I thought the only On Top of It lawyer was in Texas, but apparently there's one in North Carolina who is also On Top of It
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
RIP William Orbit
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my 6yo kid built an AM radio out of snap circuits so now he's listening to crypto bros complaining about liberals who want to cancel thanksgiving
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jimothy's *alleged* father
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Froot Loops and chocolate milk are incompatible
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jacob quit calling me
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
restoring some old CDs what's the best grit sandpaper to use?
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Wile E. Coyote's Genius Business Card
Alt: Wile E. Coyote's Genius Business Card
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
it's 2026 and a deformed rodent has captured the nation's attention and sucked its last reservoir of compassion
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I was described as a failed candidate on the Breitbart website when I got arrested for blocking the road in front of Houston's detention center for immigrant children. 💪🏻😅
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
did she have enough testosterone to perish in the line of duty?
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am not the Spanish goalkeeper but I made just as many saves
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
selling several unique vintage Mola textile pieces #molas www.etsy.com/shop/KnowsPi...
textile art Molas birds dogs fish diablo
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
rooting for Norway because of Henrik Ibsen
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Don Huffines' smile is only slightly creepier than Jeff Koons'
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
we should honor Mitch McConnell by letting RFK Jr eat his body
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I always assumed ospreys were coastal but I saw some in Minnesota and now I feel like the world's biggest asshole
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I was in this movie as the ghost of Herman Mudgett, aka H H Holmes youtu.be/nFyr5X7uIOk?...
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The Evil One Official Movie Trailer
YouTube video by Maverick Movies
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the victory song for Egypt should also be Take Me Home Country Roads
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tim Ream looks like Peter Hook, this has been my World Cup analysis
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
it would be more on-brand if it were called the Great American State Unfair
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I wish those of us who didn't Fuck Around weren't so often the ones holding the bag of Find Out.
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
some bugs that I know #bugs
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
sold these two #rockart #gardenrocks
Granite with eye holesGarden rock with eyes
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
RIP James Burrows
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
RIP Joshua Baer
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
today we dissect Chester Cheetah
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
hope everyone's ready for ARTHUR
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Semyon Skrepetsky
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
breaking news, violent misogynist racist at violent misogynist racist event says a violent misogynist racist thing
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Paraguay has the chance to do the funniest thing
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Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
(reads headlines) Hmm, still not the obituary I was hoping for
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