Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 6hRaphael is labeled the 'rude' one for saying "gimmie a break," but really it's because he is unionized 000
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026slowly updating art simonearth.com/art/simonearth.comArthur Simon | Art 010
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026(to bartender): One frozen margarita with road salt, please 010
Reposted by Arthur SimonLitsa Dremousis @litsadremousis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I agree w/ all of this except the “unlucky few” part: Millions of Americans have #LongCovid 02211
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026in many ways, I too am the son of Michael McDonald 020
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social spotted some batty Jack Davis illustrations in the Texas Science & Natural History Museum 1111
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026new oil painting www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting...saatchiart.comBarfly Painting by Arthur Simon | Saatchi ArtSaatchi Art is pleased to offer the painting, "Barfly," by Arthur Simon, available for purchase at $348 USD. Original Painting: Oil on Canvas. Size is 12 H x 16 W x 1 in. 010
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026one of my older paintings but it checks out www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting...saatchiart.comWeeper Painting by Arthur Simon | Saatchi ArtSaatchi Art is pleased to offer the painting, "Weeper," by Arthur Simon, available for purchase at $1,450 USD. Original Painting: Oil on Canvas. Size is 36 H x 48 W x 1 in. 020
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026this morning I swallowed my contact lenses and put my antidepressant into my eye 010
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026@traceythorn.bsky.social @ben-watt.bsky.social great list here 010
Reposted by Arthur SimonBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This is where Texans can check their status. Please text this link to your family and friends who vote the good way, and ask them to double check theirs. goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/...goelect.txelections.civixapps.comIvisMvpUi 4715610
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026maybe the real reason data centers are unpopular is that people are mispronouncing 'data centers' 000
Reposted by Arthur SimonBrian @uummmbrian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Mosquitoes should die after they bite you like bees do after they sting you 013
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Three artists 1. Phillip Glass 2. The Cure 3. Everything But The Girl 110
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I thought the only On Top of It lawyer was in Texas, but apparently there's one in North Carolina who is also On Top of It 000
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026my 6yo kid built an AM radio out of snap circuits so now he's listening to crypto bros complaining about liberals who want to cancel thanksgiving 110
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 27/07/2026restoring some old CDs what's the best grit sandpaper to use? 000
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026static.klipy.comWile E. Coyote's Genius Business CardAlt: Wile E. Coyote's Genius Business Card 000
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026it's 2026 and a deformed rodent has captured the nation's attention and sucked its last reservoir of compassion 000
Reposted by Arthur SimonBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I was described as a failed candidate on the Breitbart website when I got arrested for blocking the road in front of Houston's detention center for immigrant children. 💪🏻😅 21324
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 20/07/2026did she have enough testosterone to perish in the line of duty? 000
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I am not the Spanish goalkeeper but I made just as many saves 020
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026selling several unique vintage Mola textile pieces #molas www.etsy.com/shop/KnowsPi... 020
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Don Huffines' smile is only slightly creepier than Jeff Koons' 010
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026we should honor Mitch McConnell by letting RFK Jr eat his body 000
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I always assumed ospreys were coastal but I saw some in Minnesota and now I feel like the world's biggest asshole 000
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I was in this movie as the ghost of Herman Mudgett, aka H H Holmes youtu.be/nFyr5X7uIOk?...youtu.beThe Evil One Official Movie TrailerYouTube video by Maverick Movies 000
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026the victory song for Egypt should also be Take Me Home Country Roads 010
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Tim Ream looks like Peter Hook, this has been my World Cup analysis 000
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026it would be more on-brand if it were called the Great American State Unfair 000
Reposted by Arthur SimonMike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I wish those of us who didn't Fuck Around weren't so often the ones holding the bag of Find Out. 093
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026breaking news, violent misogynist racist at violent misogynist racist event says a violent misogynist racist thing 010
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Paraguay has the chance to do the funniest thing 000
Arthur Simon @simonearth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026(reads headlines) Hmm, still not the obituary I was hoping for 000