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@jigglypuff.bsky.social
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frisk. 31. he/they. icon by @outsetisIand. i paid 140 € to say i speak french.

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 8h
a long running bit of mine has been creating weird/bad/incoherent ads for corporations and sending them to marketing executives with absurdly confident text like what i'm sending them is so good that they have to give me a job or possibly their job
a glitched up weird image depicting a person dying and being approached by strange birdlike beings. the kroger logo is in the lower right corner and i added "EXPERIENCE THE HORROR" above the g in the kroger logo.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 16h
me, yesterday: hmm today i will run all of my figure skating jumps repeatedly after not training for two weeks me, today: ouch oof, why does my back hurt
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a cougn that makes you so unimaginably tird but also impossible to sleep
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 08/10/2026
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The Magic “you opened a God Pack” template but referencing the Moonbase Alpha TTS meme video: “AEIOU AWIOU JOHN MADDEN”
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it cooperated today
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this story is extremely (and unnecessarily) graphic, so please take care of yourselves as I see this making the rounds.
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Umriss @umriss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎶 Custom OC Theme Song Commissions are now OPEN!! 🎵 Do🫵 YOU 🫵want a personalized theme song for: - your OC? - your TTRPG character? - your FFXIV character? - your blorbo? Have a look at my VGen here: vgen.co/umriss Prices start at 35$. (🔄❤️) #vgen #oc #vgencomm #commission #musiccommissions
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im watching vids of this guy giving his captive born octopi puzzles (shrimp in clear jars) and all i can think is "they cancelled bean dad for this"
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fought for my life the last two days being sick with my coworker out (so doing two jobs) and today i had a migraine too but i didnt cry even once
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 06/10/2026
there is so much going on here
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense".
He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defenseY'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
#that's so funny
#what does he think when someone wants to keep a baby
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
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If he's a Viking larper and believes it's self defense against the attacking baby does that mean the baby gets to go to Valhalla if it's aborted

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Yknow what I should ask him this next time l encounter him

Update. Yes he believes aborted babies go to Valhalla.
#saw him a couple days ago and told him hes tumblr famous now.
#i don't think he's aware of what tumblr is
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
halfway to my goal!!!! 🤩❤️‍🔥 thank you for all the support and help, it means the world to me! ko-fi.com/sweatermuppe...
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also having an IT gripe morning. they did not believe me when i initially pointed out the problem (said it was "my opinion" when i demonstrated evidence) and now the software company is running it up to microsoft, lol
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mucinex save me
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✨ Moemai - MCM London E-22 @moemai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✨ To the stars ✨ I love them so much ; w; !! This pic took me AGESSSS because I suck at colors and couldn't make my mind (I swear I have at leat 20 versions of this) but ; w; !! #shadowgast #criticalrole #themightynein #mightynein
art nouveau style pic with tons of details, books, potions, tea, two lovers and a beacon between
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
uuuuugghhhhh
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HAPPY BAPPY 🎉🎉🎉
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 2282 out of 2748
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 2282 out of 2748
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
was so scared hana bath was not going to make the jgpf 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, what a nice idea. (Closing streets for a safer Halloween.)
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
figure skating spin levels are more complicated than magic the gathering
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Wesley DracuLeBlanc @wesleyleblanc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Refunding everyone and halting sales of another project will no doubt be a massive financial hit to LiC (an indie company!!), which makes it all the more admirable that they're doing this.
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Neighbors for More Neighbors (N4MN) @moreneighbors.org · 01/10/2026
SAINT PAULITES WHEN YOU TELL THEM NICE JACKET.

The image shows 7 copies of Kevin James from King of Queens, shrugging and smirking while wearing the classic St. Paul Hipster Corduroy Jacket.
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i want to be the paint mixing guy who do i give my resume to
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Lia @iliadele.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#inktober2026 day 1, Apple 🍎
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
man,
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i am so close to being free until i have to knit the other sock
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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please continue to support an amazing group of folks (including the incredible @pewpewbang.bsky.social crew) who were caught up in the crossfire of all this. They've done the right thing and one person's crimes shouldn't taint what such a great community has built.
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you, i learned about one of the candidates i couldn't find any info on
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🎃 Cat-O-Lantern Partsch Conlan 🎃 @catconlan.net · 02/10/2026
He is an incredible numbers wonk and a delight to work with. Do NOT forget to vote for Zack Filipovich, the only accountant in the race, and tell your friends to do so too.
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
does anyone have any insights on st paul school board elections
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jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A screenshot of Tony Soprano chatting with a boyish smirk on his face as he sits in his therapist's office. I've placed the quoted post's contents over the screenshot.

(I like Garfield, all due respect, but Heathcliff was from the streets)
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so im coming to understand that this day has been bad for everybody
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me when i have to vote for klobuchar
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Walter White's Unexpected Fall
ALT: Walter White's Unexpected Fall
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Project True North @projtruenorth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
During the ICE surge, Lisa Demuth signed a letter thanking ICE and praising Kristi Noem for her "steady leadership."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i didn't but i'm delighted to know
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Death's Door is $1.99 on Steam buff.ly/z5QJycx
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assigned mage at birth @jigglypuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🙌🙌🙌🙌
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Paul Fiesel @pfiesel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pioneer Press uploaded it here: www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
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St. Paul Mayor Kaohly Her sexual harassment investigation report
The city of St. Paul released the full, redacted, report Oct. 1, 2026, from an outside investigation commissioned after Police Chief Axel Henry made claims of sexual harassment against Mayor Kaohly He...
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 1512 out of 2747
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 1512 out of 2747
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