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“we’re PROUD to unveil a completely redesigned experience to Facetime! debugging why you can’t hear your boss, or vamping while you restart a broken screen share, has never been less awkward”

it’s time 😎 to go even fruitier

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“with the gorgeous new redesign, powerful apple silicon, and unified LLM access, the Apple Watch can interrupt your music for a notification you already turned off better than EVER before”

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

did #wwdc fix that thing where every time you use any apple product you hit a bug

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oh my god bsky.app/profile/pale...

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of course it’s a movie. and don’t call me night

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In the movie, Elon’s kidnapped by ICE and spends two years in the torture camp as his supervillain origin story. Then South Africa, where he tries to unite the continent against the West. But his lawyer money is what finally stops and dismantles ICE, so that the bad guy is Complicated.

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It would be such sweet poetic justice if Elon spent months illegally seizing offices and ruining peoples lives, only to have it happen to him weeks later

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Reposted by Jonathan Howard

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

this is the exact amount of online I am

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Reposted by Jonathan Howard

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

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that’s why he should continue the fighting and split the party! er I mean save america!

start a third party, elon! everyone who failed before just wasn’t smart enough!

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I mean this was the Rubio team’s play (and all the supposed “saying bad things behind closed doors” electeds) but MAGA fucking hated Rubio 😂 and now so do the “normal“ Republicans. I think it’s gonna be a wide open messy primary

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Reposted by Jonathan Howard

TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

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oh I see we have a whole thing going on right now

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she spread on my sheets till i sum()

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turns out it’s a design week event not a big Fellows unveiling, so slightly less embarrassing

they did say they liked it before that happened though, and that that’s why they’re sending early models to the store people now probably just normal debugging, but funny

its firmware is currently broken LMAO

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