Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023manic monday on today and i hadn't heard it in years, and the first thing i thought was "did prince rip this off?" and now i'm thinking "am i the last person on earth who didn't know?" 091
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023if there's one thing i think we can all agree on it's religion 091
Reposted by Jhon Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 07/10/2023It's almost like if you hold 2 million people in an open air prison for 20 years they'll eventually try to break out. 1324
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 07/10/2023my favourite time of year, when the baseball playoffs are impossible to watch without paying for 8 different apps 😍 010
Reposted by Jhon Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2023Everyone likes post apocalyptic fiction because you don’t have to go to work anymore 13502101
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 06/10/2023i mean this in the most sincere non hyperbolic way possible: i literally have no idea what a pharmacist does 220
Reposted by Jhon Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 26/09/2023"But A.I. gives people who don't have creative talent and haven't spent time developing skills a chance to make art." Then call the Make a Wish Foundation, bitch, not my problem. 1436067
Reposted by Jhon Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 27/08/2023[dumps gatorade on an alligator] how does your family taste you green piece of shit 062
Reposted by Jhon Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 23/08/2023hate when i forget to bring a towel into the bathroom before i shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 45 min 061
Reposted by Jhon Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 22/09/2023one time i was at denny's and saw post malone back in the dish pit eating a moons over my hammy out of a bus tub 051
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023just said "thanks you" to my therapist. i can never go back there again 1122
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023this site is only for good takes. no bad takes allowed. leave your dumb mouth words somewhere else. also jet fuel can't melt steel 000
Reposted by Jhon warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 15/09/2023smelling a book and saying things like “oh shit” and “damn” 19624
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023HBO (max or whatever the fuck) needs an "i get it" option that skips the credits, recap and intro on shows you've already watched 000
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 04/10/2023kids these days won't ever experience being in high school and stealing the chalk dust to make fake cocaine baggies and sell it back to the teachers 130
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 04/10/2023i dance like a white guy making fun of how a white guy dances 031
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 03/10/2023hey kid wanna buy a parrot? [muffled from inside my trench coat] hey kid wanna buy a parrot 05927
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 02/10/2023@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SWEET FRIEND!!! 110
Reposted by Jhon Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 02/10/2023elton john sleeps on top of his piano like snoopy 0176
Reposted by Jhon John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 02/05/2023Alfred E Neuman - on steriods with a Reagan wig - I was wondering why he looked so familiar 87520
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 02/10/2023every full moon i'm like "ohhhh that's why everything sucks" 000
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 02/10/2023i really hope the quickly deleted tweets (i'm not changing) don't stay viewable for 3 hours on here too 020
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 02/10/2023have you ever spent 45 min looking for something and it ends up being right where you were sitting? anyway jesus was on top of my head 010
Reposted by Jhon knth @paintedeel.bsky.social · 02/10/2023why do I have to be asleep to eat spiders 327740
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 30/09/2023for the love of god i am begging you all to turn your venmo transactions to private 010
Reposted by Jhon Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/09/2023(hears rustling outside the tent) babe, don't be pissed but I think I left a large raw salmon and big clay pot of honey out by accident 3415
Reposted by Jhon leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 25/09/2023there's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt - no one's ever seen his face 412013
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2023oh no i was asking what band you had playing in your car so i know who to hate 020
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2023(watching the debates with an extremely open view) i am the new ken bone 130
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2023it's all over for you fucks online, as soon as i learn how to read 160
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2023they're croutons? shit i've been calling them butter rocks 120
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 26/09/2023i want to shoot myself through a skylight like willy wonka 040
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 26/09/2023how long is my dentist supposed to kiss me goodbye? i feel like 2 minutes is a little too much 0133
Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 25/09/2023i ran into bob saget at a radiohead show buying beer and said "oh shit" and he looked at me holding 3 beers said "shhhh" and walked away 020
