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Jhon

@jhonrules.bsky.social
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
weird, no apology.
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
and then you accuse me of being unaware of harassment? the fuck is your point here. anyway good luck.
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
sorry, but you're basing an argument on a screen shot that could just be a joke. keep it up, you're fighting the real fight.
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
obviously this is 100% real 🙄
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
you're next pal
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
the ol kid's birthday hangover
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
we get it, you're a squirrel
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
🤬
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
see now we aren't even fighting 🙄
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
fuck u
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
manic monday on today and i hadn't heard it in years, and the first thing i thought was "did prince rip this off?" and now i'm thinking "am i the last person on earth who didn't know?"
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
👀
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
😍
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
if there's one thing i think we can all agree on it's religion
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
classic brendle banger about Israel being an apartheid state and America propping it up
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
taking this weird dog for a walk
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
it's almost like ethnic cleansing makes people mad
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
It's almost like if you hold 2 million people in an open air prison for 20 years they'll eventually try to break out.
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
i hope a solar flare destroys all our phones
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
my favourite time of year, when the baseball playoffs are impossible to watch without paying for 8 different apps 😍
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
is is, yes that's what i meant, fingers and eyes
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Everyone likes post apocalyptic fiction because you don’t have to go to work anymore
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
well well well
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
i'm a pharmacist now
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
i legit went to pick up my rx (that was supposed to be ready yesterday) and they told me "it'll be ready at 2:30" and i asked for it to be transferred to another pharm and they said "okay i had a robot fill it let me grab it" ?‽ !!‽ !!?????????‽ !?‽ ?????‽
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
i mean this in the most sincere non hyperbolic way possible: i literally have no idea what a pharmacist does
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
rip dick butkus no one will ever have a worse name
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
nerd 😘
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
hey are you high in oh high.
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
oh hi
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
pumpkins
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
"But A.I. gives people who don't have creative talent and haven't spent time developing skills a chance to make art." Then call the Make a Wish Foundation, bitch, not my problem.
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
[dumps gatorade on an alligator] how does your family taste you green piece of shit
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
hate when i forget to bring a towel into the bathroom before i shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 45 min
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
one time i was at denny's and saw post malone back in the dish pit eating a moons over my hammy out of a bus tub
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
that emergency alert made my dog gay
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
😂
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
just said "thanks you" to my therapist. i can never go back there again
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
don't forget neil young
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
that is the only unplugged
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
this site is only for good takes. no bad takes allowed. leave your dumb mouth words somewhere else. also jet fuel can't melt steel
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warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
smelling a book and saying things like “oh shit” and “damn”
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
hubie lewis and the n00bs
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
HBO (max or whatever the fuck) needs an "i get it" option that skips the credits, recap and intro on shows you've already watched
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
the ole la symphony
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
kids these days won't ever experience being in high school and stealing the chalk dust to make fake cocaine baggies and sell it back to the teachers
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
i dance like a white guy making fun of how a white guy dances
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
👏🏼you 👏🏼have👏🏼a👏🏼gnat👏🏼on👏🏼your👏🏼face👏🏼
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
kevin mccarthy is my uber driver
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
PORTLAND!! STOP FORMING LINES AT BARS! NO ONE LIKES YOU!
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