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Jhon

@jhonrules.bsky.social
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
manic monday on today and i hadn't heard it in years, and the first thing i thought was "did prince rip this off?" and now i'm thinking "am i the last person on earth who didn't know?"
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
👀
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
taking this weird dog for a walk
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
well well well
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
the moon looks amazing tonight
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
i want to shoot myself through a skylight like willy wonka
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
just found this pic of 17 year old me with jeremy wray holding up my old band's sticker
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
well well well if it isn't the guy from twitter who told me to go fuck myself
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
i think about this every day
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
so here's the thing...
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
my friend's dogs sleep like this and everyone should get to have stackable dogs
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
coming onto bluesky and seeing all the people i have blocked from twitter
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
me reading all the bad takes about martin short
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
this was my high school nickname
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
sup y'all
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
me anytime someone asks if i want to do something
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
why does mississippi's show calendar look like an ai bot made up band names
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
i put this inside porno mags so people don't know i'm jacking off to deals
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
just got your voicemail are you still being kidnapped
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
"you will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.”
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
found the best way to ensure i will never get laid again!
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
texting my son:
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
killin it
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
looking up why i'm having weird itchy patches on occasion and the duality here is keeping me alive!
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Jhon @jhonrules.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
this is why i spend all my extra time looking for him
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