Reposted by fat jo calderonee-mart @emarten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Vic Bergers super cut is Jim Bakker is sublime youtu.be/sw3_5AaWBlY?...youtu.beTHE ABSOLUTE VERY BEST OF REV. JIM BAKKERYouTube video by Vic Berger 14810
Reposted by fat jo calderonemuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc 8166701568
Reposted by fat jo calderonevictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 28/08/2026summer is not the time for ~natural deodorant~ summer is time for the shit with extra aluminum. extra chemicals. extra everything. i am not trying to smell that 4904
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just unlocked a new annoyingness level (got an extended car warranty scammer to hang up on me after old them my car was a 1959 ford edsel) 000
Reposted by fat jo calderoneandy™ @andylevy.net · 25/08/2026it should have been illegal for dolly parton to die 111298151
Reposted by fat jo calderoneStarbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed: 9465744508
Reposted by fat jo calderonefarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 14/08/2026woke 1 was crazy lmaoooo remember when we were upset about the police killing unarmed black men? LMAOOOOOO thank god that’s over 9751106
Reposted by fat jo calderoneUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20/07/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 053041347
Reposted by fat jo calderonefrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 15/07/2026everyone who's called the latest MAHA testosterone grift "gender affirming care" needs to pay the nearest trans man $20 172039495
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026receiving fascinating communiques from the rednote soccer community 000
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The line “trouble in the suez” has always felt so reductive to me. “Crisis in the suez” is the same number of syllables, but that bastard billy Joel wanted to downplay historical events to be cutesy. Fuck you man I hope your piano slams shut on your hands like a looney toon! 030
Reposted by fat jo calderoneBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Spurs shit their pants so hard their socks flew off 1662256
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Trae young needs to leave the country at this point dog 000
Reposted by fat jo calderoneCrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 04/06/2026To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war. 2592154706
Reposted by fat jo calderoneMissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 01/06/2026I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" like of course I'm helping you that's what I do. you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I'm not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon. 15878132
Reposted by fat jo calderonephilb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 01/06/2026happy text your straight coworker "happy pride month! if you ever need to get anything off your chest, you can tell me 😉" month 128245
Reposted by fat jo calderoneKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Some conservatives are closeted but when an alt-right guy is talking about women in a really demeaning way it's usually because he's a misogynist and not because he's secretly gay 362956496
Reposted by fat jo calderoneTrish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...slate.comDrowning Doesn’t Look Like DrowningDrowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. 253133939735
Reposted by fat jo calderonecolumbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026uhh just one more thing… 2288146
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I fucking hate driving in Virginia I just got cut off by an old man chewing very hard on a giant unlit cigar and driving a top trim gmc pickup with a spotless bed. Cartoon ass region 110
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 13/12/2024You know shit is bad when u pull up jobs listings in Alaska and start thinking abt dropping everything to be a carpet cleaner in anchorage for 25 bucks an hour lol 030
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 06/12/2024My most normie trait is that I can power through a mental breakdown by listening to drive by incubus really loud 110
Reposted by fat jo calderoneAnnoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Would someone care to EXPLAIN to my WHY the power for the main computer is being diverted to run something called QuarkGPT?!! 902084205
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Free podcast idea: music review pod by one Jewish guy and one Italian guy called The Jew-Wop 010
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Dj Akademiks should be turned into Jamaican patties for making it a financially viable career to make YouTube drama videos about gang violence. Even r/Chiraqology traces its demonic DNA back to his evil rotund ass 110
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 24/11/2024College party has reached the optimal point of drunkenness where all the girls are cheering each other on on the dance floor and the boys are just grinding on each other en masse 000
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Why does softblocking not make people unfollow you wtf 000
Reposted by fat jo calderoneCarta Monir @cartamonir.com · 21/11/2024Solidarity means joining forces with people you find annoying so you can more effectively fight people who want you dead 2349201248
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 22/11/2024That’s it I’m starting the safety pin thing again. My trans classmates need to know I will walk into the bathroom with them and go to the mat for their right to piss wherever they damn well please 000
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 21/11/2024My gf systematically liking all of my flop tweets 021
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 20/11/2024THANK YOU TO THE BLACK AMERICAN DIASPORA FOR INVENTING CANDIED SWEET POTATOES!!!!! 010
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Accidentally ratioed left at london so now im legally obligated to tell you that she makes really good music and you should listen to it posthaste 010
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 20/11/2024No one is allowed to make funny posts for 24 hours after I do ab days. Every time I’ve laughed today I’ve done this exact pose after 020
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Guy who obsessively calculates the relative value of a bluesky follow vs Twitter follow and tried to create a type of forex market based off said rate 000
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Prying myself out of bed with promises of breakfast feels like George telling Ienny about the rabbits 110
fat jo calderone @jfkwasafk.bsky.social · 17/11/2024My school hasn’t made a bluesky yet so I stole the handle to run a parody account >:) 010
