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Andrea 🌈 Cosplayer, cryptid enthusiast, ceramic artist, Pokemon fan. I will rule the oceans with an iron fist. She/Her linktr.ee/jezebelligerent

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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 21/09/2026
I'm sorry for being slow about everything. I'm sad and tired and alive in the year 2026.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have had cause to yell “TANSY! Put that poor thing DOWN” twice now tonight. I am losing count of the number of baby geckoes I have delivered to the bushes outside but this makes at least 7. This weekend’s project: weather stripping the door to the garage. Gex is industrious but planned poorly
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The missile is pretending to be eepy, but is really charging up batteries to ZOOM and make ALARMING QUACKS at irregular intervals through the night.
Tsugi, a black and gold tortie kitten, is snuggled up on her side on a gray blanket. Her head is turned so she is looking at the camera upside down, little teeth poking out of her mouth adorably.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Honestly when my parents saw my Spice Girls, Xena, and Mulan phases all happen simultaneously they should have bought stock in carabiners
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A friend of a friend is missing their cat in Moore, OK! Please share and keep an eye out for Gimli!
A missing flyer with a photo of a medium hair orange tabby cat with light eyes and a white tip on his tail. The text at the top reads “LOST” and the text under the photo reads “Neutered male orange cat, medium-hair tabby, answers to Gimli, microchipped. If found call 405-921-8731.”
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Obsessed with this Moche barn owl jug from 200–500 CE that I came across on the Met website. So expressive and lifelike. IMO the best pottery in the world comes from the ancient indigenous peoples of Peru—if you're not familiar, Moche and Nazca pottery is a great place to start.
A reddish jug in the shape of a barn owl leaning slightly forward. It has a curved handle that leads to the spout. It is quite lifelike and full of personality.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A snippet of my work calendar that is such a specific vibe I will probably start using it as a reaction pic
Photo of a spreadsheet with typed numbers split between two columns, and hastily written in sloppy block letters next to most of the numbers are “NO” or “NO MORE” repeatedly, in a way that evokes panicked desperation
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am birthed! This year has been rough to say the least, but in spite of my own brain’s best efforts I have maintained my 36 year streak of staying alive.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Four baby goats at mobile petting zoo in North Carolina test positive for rabies
The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services said the petting zoo held events involving children and elderly people between July 28 and Thursday.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tsugi has been in excellent kitten form despite the persistent heat here. She is determined to snuggle constantly still, but has embraced the “napping on her back” lifestyle to air out her tummy.
Photo of Tsugi, a black and gold tortie kitten with a gold stripe on her nose, sitting on her back on a person’s gray blanket-covered lap. Tsugi’s front paws are relaxed on her tummy, while her back feet stick up in the air.Photo of Tsugi, a black and gold tortie kitten, asleep on her back, on the stomach of a person wearing a gray and white striped shirt, half on top of a gray blanket. Tsugi has her head tipped back and mouth slightly open as she snores, her paws out at her sides like seal flippers.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I need someone to invent a rocking chair with the moving parts completely enclosed/covered so that it’s cat safe. My body craves the stim, but my brain Fears.
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 21/08/2026
Doggust day 20: Some things lost to AI. 📝 #doggust2026
A yellow dog is amazed looking at a poster on a pillar that says "graphic design". Below is a close up of the poster. There's a yellow dog on it at an old computer an the text above says either "graphic design is my passion" or "graphic design my is passion." It's unclear, due to the graphic design. There are several pull tabs below that just say "help." 

Text reads: "I like every weird handmade poster."
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tsugi had a big day, and is now very eepy. She had her first visit to our vet (to get established) & yelled the whole way there & back, but was very good during the actual visit. She has endured the indignity of topical parasite prevention, & the trauma of trying to lick it off & finding it gross
Photo of Tsugi, a black and gold tortie kitten with a gold stripe on the left side of her nose and a gold band around the end of her tail, sleeping in a loaf position on a brown sofa.
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Dan Seitz @dseitz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yeah, as somebody who is sensitive to this particular Discourse for personal reasons, it's telling how quickly the perspective has shifted from adults making this decision about their parents to parents insisting they have been unjustly punished for one teeny widdle mistake.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tsugi is getting more and more cat-shaped every day, but she is still very Baby.
Close up of a sleeping tortie kitten’s face, reclined against a gray blanket. The kitten is primarily black and gold, with a gold stripe on the left half of her nose.
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 15/08/2026
Important to understand that the purpose of these laws is to convert unhoused people into slave labor for the prison system. That's not a side effect, or an unintended consequence. It's the main reason these laws exist.
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tansy is SO patient with her goblin baby sister. She just sat there and indulgently let Tsugi bat at both sides of her head simultaneously for long enough for me to get my phone, open the camera, and catch the tail end of it. And now they are galloping around together with the bedtime zoomies
Tansy, a tabby cat with a white mark on the side of her nose, sits behind a pile of pillows under a gray and sisal cat tree. Meanwhile Tsugi, a black and gold tortie kitten, sits with her back end on the lowest level of the cat tree and dangles the whole front half of her body over the edge to reach her front paws down towards Tansy’s head. Tansy’s eyes are squinted shut as she allows Tsugi to play with her head.In a continuation of the previous picture, Tsugi has started to pull herself back up onto the lowest platform of the cat tree but still has one paw hanging over reaching towards Tansy’s head. Tansy has started to turn her head up and to the side to look up at Tsugi.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Partying with the Benedictine Monks of Buckfast Abbey is now on my bucket list. Towards the end though, so I can still get to the other stuff.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 10/08/2026
The reason Harry Potter Adults are so bad is because for a long time there were totally normal Harry Potter Adults who did things like use their fandom to raise money for charity but then Joanne went absolute horses and all the normal adults ditched the fandom so the only ones left are total ghouls.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What a weird way to spell “But I love money and my values are absolutely for sale”
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tsugi is the babiest baby.
Tsugi, a black, brown, and gold tortie kitten, lies halfway between on her back and on her side, wedged in between the back of a brown sofa and a person’s mint green pajama pant-clad leg. Her face is smooshed up against the person’s leg and it’s clear she’s deeply asleep.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love staring at all of the different patterns Tsugi has. Her secret orange tabby bits really show through her disguise in bright daylight. Bast liked her so she put a ring on her (tail).
Photo of Tsugi, a tortie kitten, sleeping on her side on a brown sofa. She is mostly dark in color, mottled black and brown with some white, but has patches of gold and orange where an orange tabby pattern shows through on her tail, side, shoulder, and nose.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Listen. Standing desks are expensive. Sometimes you gotta innovate. Is it pretty? No. Is it practical? Also no. Does it function? For very specific use yes.
Photo of a walking pad under a green desk, with a large clear plastic storage container flipped upside down on top of the desk, and a computer monitor placed on top of the storage container along with a keyboard and mouse. Crammed onto the desk next to the storage container is a black PC, with a small pink speaker on top of it.
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Bree 🍄🦇🌿 @breebird33.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
honestly kudos to anyone who can maintain any motivation to create anything atm
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A sports bar but for reality TV. Investors hmu
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Kazu @fangirlkazu.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Crunchyroll uploaded the full Yuri on Ice series for free on Youtube for 30 days in all dubs and subs because of the 10th anniversary! youtu.be/RHcNvcqX024?...
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Yuri!!! on ICE Full Series 10th Anniversary Marathon | Available for 30 Days
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Look at my friend doing incredibly cool shit with the incredibly cool shit they made!!
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tsugi has received a PRESENT! Tsugi has entered CHAOS MODE. Thank you to @kithrup.bsky.social @foobly.bsky.social and their clowder!! (She does not even know yet that there are MORE toys in her box - I was afraid if I gave them to her all at once she might open a portal right to a chaos dimension.)
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I knew Tansy would be a wonderful big sister to Tsugi, but I’m still amazed at how quickly it happened and how Tansy continually exceeds expectations. She is endlessly patient and always matches Tsugi’s energy, in playtime and naptime, and they both love each other so much.
In the middle of a living room with a purple floral rug and a mint green cube storage shelf in the background, an adult brown tabby cat, Tansy, and a black and gold tortie kitten, Tsugi, play together. Tansy has white on her chest and nose and on her toes, and is sitting inside of a fabric storage cube that has been tipped on its side. Tsugi sits on top of the fabric cube, denting it in, and looks down curiously at Tansy, who is looking back up at her playfully.Tansy and Tsugi sit next to each other at the top of a set of brown carpet-covered stairs, looking back down the stairs at the camera. Tansy’s body is turned to the right towards Tsugi but her head is turned to look at the camera. Tsugi sits facing straight at the camera. In the background a couple of fabric bags and a hat hang on a coat hook over a door.Tsugi and Tansy sit close next to each other on a purple floral rug, Tsugi on the left and Tansy on the right. Tsugi has her eyes closed peacefully while Tansy - eyes half closed - leans over and licks her forehead. In the background is a sofa-shaped corrugated cardboard scratcher.Tsugi and Tansy are lying down next to each other in the middle of a bed covered in pink sheets with a pattern of pink and green cats, white flowers, and leaves. Tansy is to the right, laying peacefully with her eyes closed, one paw curled against her chest and one extended in front of her, while Tsugi, who is laying on her side and curled towards Tansy, leans up to lick Tansy behind her ear. In the background is an octopus Squishmallow cat bed.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Shout out to @visuallison.bsky.social for diagnosing me like 6 years before a doctor finally did
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/07/2026
I say this deeper in the thread, but I firmly believe that the best diagnostic criteria for ADHD is your friends with ADHD chanting "one of us! one of us!" at you when you describe your brain.
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Adrian🦎 @idlelizard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
These ceramic beasts are ravenous for pencil shavings- just make sure you don't run out or they get bitey!
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Meagan @moonprinces.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
‼️My ESA, Nona, needs a dental procedure to take out a tooth that’s causing a infection! I am opening commissions to raise funds!‼️ ko-fi.com/moonprinces/... #moonprincesart #commissionsopen #emergencycommissions
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The missile is very eepy after spending the evening performing vigorous airborne acrobatics catching feather toys.
A black and gold tortie kitten lies on her back in the divot between a person’s gray blanket covered legs. The tortie’s paws are raised up and folded forward near her face, which is tipped back against the person’s blanketed feet in blissful slumber. A person’s arm reaches into the frame and their hand is rubbing the kitten’s belly.
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Accursed Dirt Beast 🔞 @aftermoles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsky account is an AT Protocol account - you can use your same Bsky account thru another AT Protocol Client, no migration or loss necessary. Could not be easier.
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Resharing for the morning crowd!
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Alright friends, I need ideas for how to make this ledge in my living room overlooking the stairs kitten safe. This lattice I installed worked for Tansy, but Tsugi wants to climb it and stick her head through it. Totally willing to take the lattice down and install something else, I’m just stumped
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is Nona, and she is the best dog/secret cat I have ever met. Nona needs a tooth extraction & her parents (two of my favorite people) were already in a difficult financial spot before this $1k vet bill. You can help by commissioning @moonprinces.bsky.social or donating via ko-fi.com/moonprinces!
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Meagan @moonprinces.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I wasn’t planning on doing any commissions but Nona needs a tooth extracted and the quote is just under $1000!!! You can DM me here, on IG, or on my Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/moonprinces/...
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Buy Moon Princes a Coffee
Become a supporter of Moon Princes today!
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Also, Tsugi frequently does the tiniest of bleps and it kills me every time
A black and gold tortie kitten with golden eyes and a stripe of gold down one half of her nose is lying down, head turned to look sideways to the camera. The very tip of her tongue is sticking out in a tiny blep. Blurry in the background is a living room with a bookshelf and a purple rug
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Kittens are really just machines that take chicken pate and turn it into chaos and broccoli farts
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Fabio Santana @fabiosantana79.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
- Open Instagram - Go to your profile - Tap the three lines in the top-right corner - Scroll down to the Sharing and reuse section - Toggle off "Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with AI features on Meta" for Posts and Reels
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jezebelligerent @jezebelligerent.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you need something to get you off your phone & moving more, cannot recommend a kitten enough. The crashing sounds of disaster or wailing in torment (the torment turning out to be you went to a different room and she forgot she had the power to follow) will have you constantly leaping to your feet
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