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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good morning. if i get shit from another contractor today their head will fucking roll
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In case you missed my debut in The Hard Times
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love watching Canadian broadcasts for US sports because every time i’m like wow, these guys really have their own silly commercials, those cute Canadian banks, these crazy lil guys
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look out, my first ever price for The Hard Times is now live. thehardtimes.net/culture/new-...
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New AI So Realistic It Craves Death as Much as Workers It Replaced
SAN FRANCISCO — A newly debuted artificial intelligence from AI firm Misanthropic is already performing human work with sophistication previously believed impossible,... Read more nonsense
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Points in Case @pointsincase.com · 25/09/2026
The Pope always gets the AUX cord, and he’s always blasting either Gregorian chants or Steely Dan.
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Notes for Whoever Takes Over Driving the Popemobile
The Pope always gets the AUX cord, and he’s always blasting either Gregorian chants or Steely Dan.
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy 25th anniversary of the worst birthday of my Uncle’s life
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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
שקט גוי
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
goy it is
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This users dogJennifer coolidge
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
when you spend most of your life at Socal beaches and get taken to the east coast, it truly is like being told you’re going out for incredible chinese food and being taken to P.f. chang’s
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Man”kind”? Not in my experience, sister!!
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Need a blonde woman to absolutely ruin my life
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Need a blonde woman to absolutely ruin my life
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have abnormally high testosterone and what these man children fail to understand is how unhealthy high T is, not just physically, but mentally. It is like having gasoline in your veins. Why do you think pretty much all school shooters are boys?
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Day 4 of posting about my balls until I have zero followers.
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Legit worried the constipation dammed behind my asshole might gush out at terminal velocity and drench my balls
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sitting on a trove of diarrhea ahead of a coffee tasting party
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sucking cock between two fingers like a cig
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
if you’re one of the jagoffs who decided to turn the entire waterfront into a parking lot so you could watch some dumb train drive by let me say that i can’t wait for you to sit in the same traffic you created for everyone else
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In high school I was so stubborn that rather than cheat (or do HW) I repeatedly failed classes. When I overcame the ADHD and got my physics degree, I did so because my stubbornness to not give up, even when stumped, meant comfort with confusion.
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Jojo @jojowiththeflow.com · 08/07/2026
Had (AI) cheats existed while I was in secondary school, absolutely I would have used it (anything for passing grades). But everything after that, I chose it, I paid for it, I came to savour that knowledge and make it my own. Otherwise, what is even the point of running up student debt?
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Day 3 of posting about my balls until I have zero followers.
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sometimes I paint my balls brown so they look like two prunes fused together
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I was at Taylor Swift’s wedding. It took Travis 35 minutes to read his vows from a piece of paper and all it said was “u r cool”
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Imaging reading this headline in 2022
CBS news headline: "Taylor swift and travis kelce married in ceremony officiated by adam sandler."
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
loved that book
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Day 2 of posting about my balls until I have zero followers.
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Day 1 of posting about my balls until I have zero followers.
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“good” morning
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Anyone know if Herman Cain is still dead?
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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
americas next top great chicago fire
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
who wants to be in a poop chat
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Republicans are really about to Weekend At Bernie’s McConnell, huh
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Even when this is consensual, you are still signaling to audiences that generative AI is as good as the real thing, thus undermining the human connection in favor of convincing but unimaginative imitations.
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
men are all talk about wanting MILFs until they match with one on bumble and are like, oh i don’t want to be their closeted gay step dad
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Just had to abort my coffee shop diarrhea so someone’s precious child could use the bathroom. Don’t you think that if one of us is gonna shit themselves in the next five minutes it makes the most sense for it to be them?
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
[having sex with five dudes] hang on, did anyone say “no homo” beforehand???
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
People need to STOP calling me a “baby queer.” I am an ADULT, a STRAIGHT adult who happens to suck dick recreationally
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
sperm bank? oh, do you mean your mom’s mouth?
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i can’t believe it
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Good morning to OG Anunoby and probably you guys
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
After decades of the Knicks being what they’ve been, tonight just doesn’t seem real.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
would anyone like to discuss mlb regular season standings
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
knicks just sent ted cruz tickets to game five
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Steve Ferra @abpow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
81-52 is the new 28-3
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i am just in awe
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i’m the last guy to say refs are in on some sort of “fix,” but it’s really hard to deny preferential treatment when slender man can toss brunson to the ground head first and upon league review face not even a wrist slap
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
idk what’s so fucking confusing for you people NO i am not gay YES i identity as nonbinary gender identity is NOT sexuality YES i suck cock
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
if you can’t handle me at my worst (most annoying), you don’t deserve me at my best (also most annoying)
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space jew, Ben Rice Fan Account @jewish.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🎶 WE WANT MASHIACH, WE WANT MASHIACH NOW 🎶
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