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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just made a Sex on the Beach for the first time since the Rona. How the hell did we ever drink that crap?

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

New Asst GM at work started. She said “everyone is a cam girl in a surveillance state.”

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's not at all clear why Gaza should be the first thing that comes up in a discussion of a book about...(checks notes) punctuation marks. But even conceding that, this is top-tier batshit lunacy

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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just want to put these people in a room with the staff of the ADL and then lock the door and never open it.

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Conspiracy theorists will be like “oh the Jews they’re controlling the weather, they’re teaching children degeneracy…” meanwhile we’re over here using our “powers” to bring back giant gumdrops.

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BACK FROM THE DEAD
Sunkist says it will bring back beloved Fruit Gems after national outcry following eJP report
'We hear you, Sunkist Fruit Gems fans!' the company wrote, saying it had found a new manufacturer for the kosher synagogue staple

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I never took more shit as a Greek Life risk manager than when I implemented serious protocols around alcohol and sexual assault. And I briefed every sorority we had events with about what the procedure was if one of our guys even made them the slightest bit uncomfortable

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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 29/09/2026

OMG this mariachi band doing the national anthem is amazing and an incredibly subversive political statement that I did not expect to come from… Chicago Bears management?

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Am I the only straight man who can claim to have introduced multiple lesbians to the Covid conscious lesbian bar story?

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bar trivia had a question about the Tenure of Office Act

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh to be the undergrads who live next door, playing pong and listening to Avicii songs

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We would be much happier if we thought less about other people's genitals

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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I made this comment kind of offhand, and it started a big discussion. But this reminds me of a question someone once asked me: Are Jews white? Answer: We are a quantum superposition of White and Not White until observed. At which point it depends on if the observer is left-wing or right-wing.

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nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The reason Mike Johnson is so servile is because he is some kind of sex offender. Has to be.

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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

the thing about antivax is not that it’s objectively wrong (although it is), it’s that even if it were right, you’re saying you’d rather your kid be dead than autistic, and that’s unforgivable

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I got to stay on my mom's healthcare until I was 26. By that time I had a couple of things that would have qualified as pre-existing conditions, which would have kept me from getting insurance

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Democratic Party has issues, but if you think this is the way to build a leftist movement in this country you’re a dumbass

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This is probably the best way to answer this question

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The base is tired of people who are bad team players. Doesn't matter if you're John Fetterman or Cori Bush. This person lost by 30...the voters spoke and she should listen

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this person writes about being horny like he’s translating a foreign language he doesn’t know that well

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Yuuuuup…

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Time for my biannual reminder: elections are civic colonoscopies. You may not enjoy them, but if you want to avoid cancer, you do need to do them

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“im not interested in your childrens genitals” is just such an easy thing to say

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Bill Clinton was/is a generationally gifted retail politician. Doesn't excuse anything else, but he was really damn good at it

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Yup. If I know that a company takes great pains to make sure their products won't cause me to die a la Oregon Trail, I am more likely to not only buy those products, but to pay a slight markup to do so

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This assumes, much like classical economics, that people respond rationally to market incentives. Material conditions are just market incentives that went to UMASS rather than UChicago. The fact is that rationally responding to the world is the exception, rather than the rule of human behavior

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5,000 Epstein Files for Every American Adult @tobellz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I think the effect of starving the Nazis of political control for the last 60 years has been to create the illusion that they're "outsiders" who "have new ideas" when in fact they're just losers, idiots and criminals. *deleted and reposted to be clear I'm talking about Nazis

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’d be more sympathetic to this take MAHA weren’t so aggressively male. RFK, Rogan, carnivore diets, testosterone freaks etc

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The 2014 Tumblrification of BlueSky must be stopped at all costs

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

understandable

Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The road to hell is paved with men who didn’t get laid in high school

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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"Iron Chef: America" but we show a bunch of brand new immigrants jambalaya and ask them "how would you make this?"

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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Elevator pitch: U.S. refugee resettlement policy organized around producing incredible new fusion cuisines.

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Dawn Staley should be the next WNBA commissioner

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Tobacco smoke enemas used to be state of the art for resuscitation. Doctors once diagnosed diabetes by drinking piss. The first feeding tube was a funnel rubbed with lard put in the rectum. AIDS went from a death sentence to a chronic illness in less than one human lifetime. It can always get worse

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Marital rape wasn’t criminalized until the mid-70s. Women couldn’t get credit cards on their own until about the same time

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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Before losing her life in 1986 aboard Space Shuttle Challenger, Christa McAuliffe was set to be the first teacher in space with plans to teach a lesson to kids around the world from orbit. Today is her birthday, and even now, her courage and dedication to education continues to inspire.

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The next Dem administration should hire Pablo Torre to investigate Trump

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Mr Beast fans are all three-cuers. Even Patterson’s milquetoast prose is way above them

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Dan "The Bear Jew" Lapidus M.Div. @droylapidus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If you mention a dog on a dating profile, one of your pictures must include the dog

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