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Lauren Grimaldi

@laurengrimaldi.bsky.social
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30. Chicagoland based. Humor writing in Reductress, The Hard Times, The Belladonna, End of the Bench Sports, Humor Darling, etc. Non-profit comms. Delusional Cubs fan. She/her.

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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Incredible. Thank you @mulaney.bsky.social for an amazing show at my favorite place. I couldn’t be happier I remembered I bought these tickets 10 months ago
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke with Mitch McConnell earlier today. He said “ahhhh I’m BURNING, it’s so hot down here. Ohh the flames”
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I was at Taylor Swift’s wedding. It took Travis 35 minutes to read his vows from a piece of paper and all it said was “u r cool”
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Somewhere in the White House Trump is fuming because he thinks #USMNT has to play against two countries at once tonight
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Everyone else: *getting married, having babies, buying houses* Me: The Tomodachi I created loosely based on Paul Rudd just fell in love with my Tomodachi at first sight
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Visiting Fenway for the first time in a few weeks so maybe traveling for work isn’t that bad after all 👀
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
PETE CUB FOR LIFE ARMSTRONG
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This is the last week of my 20s. Here’s how I plan to spend my 30s.
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Alex Levy’s father, you WILL be abducted on Season 5 of The Morning Show
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Mark DeRosa is about to go back in that locker room and say “we’ll get ‘em tomorrow, boys”
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Torn between teaching my nephew to be respectful and kind but also teaching him how to properly bat flip because it’s fun and awesome
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Got a text from the DNC that said “We’re hoping Trump wakes up tomorrow morning…” well, that makes one of us
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Should I leave for my flight now
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
In Dallas for work and this is my favorite campaign ad
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Every year I have to remind myself that Bradley Cooper never actually peed his pants at the Grammys
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Hi, I’m the person near you at the grocery store when the weather is bad. This is my first time ever out in public and I don’t know how to behave like a human being
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Baseball season’s underway…..
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Do we think Pope Leo has a cheese grater hat
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
God I just love sports and being from the Chicago area so much
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
But Here We Are by Foo Fighters is such a beautiful album
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Warms my heart to think of all of the freed January 6 insurrectionists on this day. Hopefully they are celebrating from their prison cells after being sentenced for their other unrelated crimes 💗
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Congrats Travis!
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Pluribus makes the important case for physical media over streaming. When the Hive Mind comes, what dvd sets do you have to get you through? Carol only being able to watch Golden Girls really opened up my eyes
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
My delusional dreams of a Schwarber reunion have been crushed. Don’t call, don’t text
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Me singing in my 2005 Hyundai Accent: you’ve got a fast car
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I'm not going to lie, I'm secretly rooting for Lizza and Nuzzi to get back together.
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Part 16 by Ryan Lizza: Surprise! Olivia Nuzzi and I are married
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Please only give nice feedback on my new headline for Reductress
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
With all of product placement in #StrangerThings5, they’re going to find Vecna drinking a Gatorade
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Reading all of the Olivia Nuzzi news but imagining Bobby refers to Bob from Bob’s Burgers
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
So, uh, do we think anything happened here?
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Unfortunately I have no choice but to read the memoir of the reporter who lost her job because she couldn’t resist RFK Jr
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The Bears finding ways to win instead of ways to lose feels like the The Bizarro Jerry episode of Seinfeld
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My latest Reductress headline
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"People didn't vote for this" oh YES they absolutely did. You're severely underestimating the cruelty of other humans
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Miracles are all around us (my dead right AirPod came back to life after months of being useless)
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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Armed and masked immigration agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched. Northbrook is a tony little suburb. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/04/a...
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Armed ICE agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched
Armed, masked federal immigration agents detained one man and chased another through a residential neighborhood in unincorporated Northbrook on Monday, according to witnesses. The incidents, which …
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Sources say a big part of them crashing out over Mamdani is due to the fact that he’s also very hot
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Vaxxed?
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
84. He was a fucking kid
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Oh that’s a nice notification to wake up to
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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
NEWS: Federal agents crashed with woman’s car, pointed guns at her, dragged her out by legs, tossed her in a minivan, held her and (eventually) let her go without charges. This as Chicagoans say the immigration blitz is out of control. (DHS blames her.) www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
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Chicago woman dragged out of her car after colliding with ICE demands accountability
The arrest of Dayanne Figueroa highlights growing concerns about the use of force against U.S. citizens and due process. She was released after a few hours without charges.
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I would never get over that loss in my life
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Walk it off walk it off walk it off
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I’m having fun but the memory of Rajai Davis is haunting the back of my mind rn
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“Stuff keeps happening when we’re talking to these managers” THEN DONT TALK TO THEM DURING THE GAME MY GOD #WorldSeries
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Ohtani sucks. Trade him to the Cubs
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Unfortunately I am watching the Chicago Bears on this beautiful Sunday afternoon
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Bryce Harper will only get over the GM’s comments if he requests a trade to the Chicago Cubs and plays for them for the rest of the contract
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Lauren Grimaldi @laurengrimaldi.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The Morning Show is the worst show I’ve ever seen and I love every minute of it
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