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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Anger resonated throughout the Seattle sports community Tuesday following the Mariners' ill-advised Kurt Cobain bobblehead promotion at T-Mobile Park. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/seattle-ma...
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Seattle Mariners Apologize For Inappropriate Kurt Cobain Bobblehead Day Promo
RIP
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/bernie-the...
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Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot
Brew Crew is down bad.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Mascot Hospitalized After Mistaking THC Gummies for Bubblegum, Dances on Dugout for 3 Innings www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/mascot-hos...
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Mascot Hospitalized After Mistaking THC Gummies for Bubblegum, Dances on Dugout for 3 Innings
Check your gummies!
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
NEW: Seattle Mariners Apologize For Inappropriate Kurt Cobain Bobblehead Day Promo www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/seattle-ma...
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Seattle Mariners Apologize For Inappropriate Kurt Cobain Bobblehead Day Promo
RIP
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Citing unfair treatment, finances, and a lack of Super Bowls, the Houston Texans have seceded from the NFL and formed a competing sports league. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/texans-sec...
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Texans Secede From NFL
April 28, 2025
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
NFL Introduces New Injury Designation for Players Who Get Shot www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/nfl-introd...
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NFL Introduces New Injury Designation for Players Who Get Shot
T's and P's
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-o...
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Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events
Happy Birthday!
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
God Nails Every Pick in His Mock NFL Draft, Again www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/god-nails-...
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God Nails Every Pick in His Mock NFL Draft, Again
How does He do it?
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
NEW: Texans Secede From NFL www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/texans-sec...
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Texans Secede From NFL
April 28, 2025
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
With Pope Francis's passing, the Catholic Church is preparing for a transition that will determine its direction for the foreseeable future. The College of Cardinals will soon gather at the Vatican for a conclave to shape the Church's future. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/pope-franc...
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Pope Francis Passes Away at 88: Mel Kiper Updates Papal Big Board
#1 pick potential.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Risers and Fallers: Draft Hopefuls Stuck In Moving Elevator www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/risers-fal...
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Risers and Fallers: Draft Hopefuls Stuck In Moving Elevator
Up and down they go.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The NFL Draft vs. The Military Draft www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/the-nfl-dr...
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The NFL Draft vs. The Military Draft
What's the difference?
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
NEW: Pope Francis Passes Away at 88: Mel Kiper Updates Papal Big Board www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/pope-franc...
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Pope Francis Passes Away at 88: Mel Kiper Updates Papal Big Board
#1 pick potential.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Local Man Starts Taking Workouts Seriously After Turning Hat Backward www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/local-man-...
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Local Man Starts Taking Workouts Seriously After Turning Hat Backward
Serious, bro.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Local Man Lost Without Need to Check Fantasy Team’s Injury Status www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/local-man-...
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Local Man Lost Without Need to Check Fantasy Team’s Injury Status
Without a cause.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Longtime Cavaliers fan Gary McKay exclaimed, “We won! We pulled it out!” at the conclusion of Sunday’s NBA playoff game against the Miami Heat, referring to the victorious basketball team, of which McKay is not a member. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/we-won-man...
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“We Won!” Man Exclaims About Group Of People Who Have Never Met Him
Winners, all of us.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
NEW: “We Won!” Man Exclaims About Group Of People Who Have Never Met Him www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/we-won-man...
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“We Won!” Man Exclaims About Group Of People Who Have Never Met Him
Winners, all of us.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
ICYMI: Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-o...
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Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events
Happy Birthday!
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Mets Think This Will Be Their Best Late-Season Collapse Ever www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/mets-think...
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Mets Think This Will Be Their Best Late-Season Collapse Ever
The best is yet to come.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
10 Memorable Pitch Interferences in MLB History www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/10-memorab...
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10 Memorable Pitch Interferences in MLB History
Never forget.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Report: Chicago White Sox Tickets Officially Only Product in America to Go Down in Price www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/report-chi...
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Report: Chicago White Sox Tickets Officially Only Product in America to Go Down in Price
Bargain buy.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
A surprising new survey finds that 76% of Americans think it would be “fine” to sing the “Happy Birthday” song instead of the customary national anthem before sporting events. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-o...
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Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events
Happy Birthday!
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Electoral College Remains Undefeated www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/electoral-...
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Electoral College Remains Undefeated
An unprecedented feat
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Study: 97% Of Americans Call For And-1 www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/study-97-o...
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Study: 97% Of Americans Call For And-1
Shooting foul.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
NEW: Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/majority-o...
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Majority of Americans Fine With Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Instead of National Anthem Before Sporting Events
Happy Birthday!
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
In Rory McIlroy’s first Masters victory Sunday, things were closer than they should’ve been, especially after he and caddy Harry Diamond snuck behind some trees, switched clothes, and pretended to be each other for a few holes. www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/rory-mcilr...
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Rory McIlroy Admits He and Caddie Harry Diamond Switched Places for a Bit There to See What Would Happen
Magic.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/bernie-the...
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Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot
Brew Crew is down bad.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
PGA Tour Merges with LIV Golf, Accepts Responsibility for 9/11 www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/pga-tour-m...
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PGA Tour Merges with LIV Golf, Accepts Responsibility for 9/11
#NeverForget
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Lost Golf Balls Host Annual Beach Bash At 16th Hole Water Hazard www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/lost-golf-...
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Lost Golf Balls Host Annual Beach Bash At 16th Hole Water Hazard
May 07, 2024
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
NEW: Rory McIlroy Admits He and Caddie Harry Diamond Switched Places for a Bit There to See What Would Happen www.endofthebenchsports.com/p/rory-mcilr...
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Rory McIlroy Admits He and Caddie Harry Diamond Switched Places for a Bit There to See What Would Happen
Magic.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
New NASCAR Rule Allows Drivers to Turn Right
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New NASCAR Rule Allows Drivers to Turn Right
Turnin' Right
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
MLB Renames Cleveland ‘Indians’ Again, But Not Those Indians
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MLB Renames Cleveland ‘Indians’ Again, But Not Those Indians
They Not Like Us.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Play-By-Play Announcer Embarrassed After Calling Every Player “Mom”
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Play-By-Play Announcer Embarrassed After Calling Every Player “Mom”
Mom?
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Welcome To Part-Time Fitness!
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Welcome To Part-Time Fitness!
You are among friends.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Tailgater Wearing Foam Finger Trying To Eat Hot Dog About To Make It Everyone’s Problem
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Tailgater Wearing Foam Finger Trying To Eat Hot Dog About To Make It Everyone’s Problem
What a wiener.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Friend Trades Hulu Login for Peacock Login, Streaming Service to Be Named Later
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Friend Trades Hulu Login for Peacock Login, Streaming Service to Be Named Later
Deadline day.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Jim Nantz Does Play-by-Play of a Waffle House Fight
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Jim Nantz Does Play-by-Play of a Waffle House Fight
A tradition unlike any other.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
ICYMI: Trump places 25% tariff on Tush Push
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Trump places 25% tariff on Tush Push
Sad!
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Five New Golf Terms to Know Ahead of the Masters at Augusta National
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Five New Golf Terms to Know Ahead of the Masters at Augusta National
What's a cudgel?
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Report: 90% Of Golfers Only Play So They Can Ride in Golf Carts
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Report: 90% Of Golfers Only Play So They Can Ride in Golf Carts
Vroom vroom.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Local Man Watches Masters, Neighbors Receive Noise Complaint
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Local Man Watches Masters, Neighbors Receive Noise Complaint
A tradition unlike any other
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
After NFL owners punted on banning the Tush Push, former President Donald Trump decided to take matters into his own hands, imposing a 25% tariff on any team that uses the play. buff.ly/8unlYIo
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Trump Trades United States to Russia for Democracy, Cash Considerations
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Trump Trades United States to Russia for Democracy, Cash Considerations
Art of the Trade.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Trump Issues Executive Order Calling for ‘Rebalancing’ of Hockey Drama Miracle
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Trump Issues Executive Order Calling for ‘Rebalancing’ of Hockey Drama Miracle
Who really won?
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
NEW: Trump places 25% tariff on Tush Push
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Trump places 25% tariff on Tush Push
Sad!
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The Milwaukee Brewers' rocky start to the season took another turn this week as the team’s beloved mascot, Bernie the Brewer, was arrested and charged with his sixth DUI.
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Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot
Brew Crew is down bad.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Local Man Would Have Gone For It There
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Local Man Would Have Gone For It There
Stunning and brave.
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Shortened Pitch Clock Shaves Off 26 Minutes of Day Drinking
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Shortened Pitch Clock Shaves Off 26 Minutes of Day Drinking
Baseball is ruined forever
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End of the Bench Sports @endofthebench.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
NEW: Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot
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Bernie the Brewer Arrested for Sixth DUI; Brewers Turn to Triple-A Mascot
Brew Crew is down bad.
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