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Jes The Red

@jesthered.bsky.social
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She/they |bi/pan| Work puts food on the table| My pieces of paper say Psychology & Criminology (minors in Women's Studies in & Religion)| Not afraid to be weird about it| Such a geek | Sometimes paint/write/ do music | Adults are complicated

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TheAtomicPirateGirl @atomicpirategrl.bsky.social · 13h
Anytime I see stuff about that Elizabeth Holmes movie/documentary that’s about to come out, I think of this collage made by annabel_makes_stuff on Instagram. It’s just the uncanny valley of it all really.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Marmot Yelling Buckets Adidas Meme
ALT: Marmot Yelling Buckets Adidas Meme
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 16h
I just mention my dad and one of his favourite songs comes up on the work playlist. I swear he talks to me through the veil by sending me songs cause its what he would do open.spotify.com/track/0P7Doy...
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The Weight - Remastered 2000
The Band · Music From Big Pink (Remastered) · Song · 1968
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 19h
I SAID I SAID *Leo pointing gif* but does no one ever listen to me? noooooooooooooo "omg 23% of Alberta wants to leave confederation" Oh please. 23% of any population wants a unicorn for Christmas, too.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 19h
i was reporting salad dressing abuse
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 17h
It is sad to say but we were lucky with my Dad, he did his will about 6 months before he passed so we had copies. And he had so little it only took me 2 days to clean out his apartment.
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 17h
Every time my mom has updated her will she talks to us and gives us new copies. She has purposefully downsized and now lives in a place she doesn't need to do yard work in. She was traumatized by cleaning up her parents' place (with 7 siblings!!) After they passed.
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Muppet: I Never Wanna Live Through That Again
ALT: Muppet: I Never Wanna Live Through That Again
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 17h
I am lucky my mom (boomer) has been all too aware of this, but seriously, people. Basic will, throw things out. Admit when you can't care for your property Man’s Message to Boomers After Discovering ‘Millennial Inheritance’ share.google/f9UPOUxWzzNY...
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Man’s Message to Boomers After Discovering ‘Millennial Inheritance’
Despite a harsh financial reality, Eric Becker says that millennials are now "expected to take care of irresponsible parents" too.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start.
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Omg the update... 30 years old???
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Greg Macek @gmacek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The urge to talk into the bottom of the phone then flip it around to hear while in speakerphone mode *while out in public* must be studied. Is this how people use their phones at home too?
Woman on speakerphone taking into the end of her phone
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/10/2026
His is a fundamental misunderstanding of the locus and purpose of the faith. The Christian faith is not marriage nor procreation or hetero normality The faith is the sufficiency of Christ…. Everything else is just wrapping paper for bigotry
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Picking up groceries in Jasper and thought I'd check the news. Um.... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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U.S. resident arrested in connection with Tumbler Ridge mass shooting | CBC
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Dungeons & Dragons @dndbeyond.com · 06/10/2026
A little puppy therapy before we send the party back into Azeroth. Puppies appear (and are adoptable) courtesy of Petco Love. Watch a new episode from the D&D: World of Warcraft campaign tomorrow at 6:30 PM Pacific on the Dungeon Masters YouTube channel.
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Canadians with connections to bookstores and history departments what you got? I no longer run book events (long out of the book world unforch) and booking lectures. Ideas? Ledes? youtube.com/shorts/vJk3K...
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah i need my war glitter its fine
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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 01/10/2026
Here are 16 Canadian-owned brands you can buy instead of the usual grocery store picks. 🇨🇦 #BuyCanadian ✅ Get my free weekly newsletter: farandwide.news Note: A previous version of this graphic listed a Canadian-owned company which had moved its production to the U.S.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bear is making traffic cones into jack o lanterns, says to rabbit “look at these pointy pumpkins I got today!” Rabbit asks “where did you find those?” Bear replies “on the street outside the pumpkin patch”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
every writer should do their research, not only because it makes your writing better, but because it can lead to finding things like this New Yorker cover ft. chubby Pikachu with a huge sack of cash
did i stutter
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The virgin wellness influencer: vegan diets don’t have enough protein! Gluten is bad for everyone! Carbs are what make you fat, fat makes you lean! The Chad distance runner:

Screenshot from LoseIt app:

Breakfast: 400 cals
0% fat • 100% carbs • 0% protein
Lemon-lime Super High Carb
53 Grams
GU Energy Gel, Vanilla Bean
1 Pouch
Energy Gel, Strawberry Banana
32 Grams
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Add Food
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MUSEUMSHIFT @museumshift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So stupid. *hits repost*
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026
Oh yeah this is the good stuff… I wanna see your freaky little hat
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
contactingconnie.substack.com/p/who-is-pro...
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Who is protected by the destruction of Indian Residential School records?
“There’s not a single Indigenous person in Canada, who has not been touched by the legacy of Residential Schools.” - Justice Murray Sinclair, Chair of the Truth and Reconciliation Commission (TRC)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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explore.org @explore.org · 30/09/2026
Legend of the Falls - Chunk and 602 - the Floatato.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026
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Heather Thompson Day and Seth Day, Christian authors, arrested for alleged abuse
(RNS) — The Days are co-authors of a best-selling Christian book on relationships.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still one of my favourite exchanges.
Hey, Vasquez.
Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
No. Have you?
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tumblr didnt put up with it they had to find somewhere else to complain
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We write shitty characters because these people exist in real life. It’s not an endorsement of their behaviour. I cannot fucking believe this needs to be said in 2026.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 28/09/2026
This weekend, I asked my newsletter readers what would be the hardest thing for folks from #Australia and #NewZealand to handle about Canada if we were to merge our countries. ✅ Get in on the next poll at join.farandwide.news
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you can't see us we don't exist right? right?
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.globalgovernmentforum.com/ai-agent-hac...
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AI agent hacks Australian health portal in first report of government website breach
An OpenAI agent hacked into one of Australia’s health service portals and accessed non-public data in the first reported case of an AI model compromising a government website. The incident adds weight...
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gotta keep the blood foowing. Hopefully they dont hurt
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@dkmyed has a very special carrot: #AGoodPlace
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your dead ex-wife 🧂 @longpig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
where has this lady been my whole pumpkin-carving life
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mystery Men (1999)
Invisible Boy (Kel Mitchell) says "I'm bisexual. Can you see me?"

the rest of the team say "Yes" because it is is September 23
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 23/09/2026
40 years ago tonight, ALF premiered on TV. Happy 40th Birthday, Alf. I hope all the cats in Melmac Heaven are hot n' spicy, just how you like 'em.
Panel 1: ET's Asogian starship landing on a strange planet

Panel 2: ET walks down the ramp, smiling, ready to get his botany on

Panel 3: ET sees a bunch of ALFs boiling a cat. This is Melmac

Panel 4: ET immediately walks back up ramp, his little buns showing
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s amazing to me how many people have never heard of an accomplice. Oh so if I helped you plan how to kill someone and then you did it, all of a sudden that’s on me? Yes! You’re an accessory to murder!
YouTube video title: ChatGPT Killed a Child

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@moop3788 • 11 months ago
If someone told me to commit a crime or something else, is it that person's fault if I do it? Are we really trying to say that we have no free will when talking to Al? I'm sorry but blaming Al for people acting on its 'advice' is removing the blame from the people doing the actions. The blame still lies with the person taking the action.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fines are not enough. These people need to be in prison.
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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll eat some salmon and grow out my leg hair
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Blueroses78 @blueroses78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FAT BEAR WEEK!!!!
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