Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneJaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How it feels doing long division on my whiteboard 130121
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026leftist bros naturally using the existing american fascist government as a distraction from kitchen table issues like the career of Hasan Piker 954267
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/07/2026 181120263
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneAldia (Dee) @profaneannalist.bsky.social · 17/05/2026What about declining mirth rates? Why does no one care about the utter lack of joy, of clownery? 522057
Reposted by Andrew Jester of Fortunederek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/05/2026chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner 122824341
Reposted by Andrew Jester of Fortunemtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026a reminder that a lot of the things people find unpleasant about cities - along with the noise and dirtiness - are largely a product of filling them with cars. get rid of the cars and the pleasantness of the environment improves dramatically 313734876
Reposted by Andrew Jester of Fortunethe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 29/04/2026"Jokes are supposed to be funny" no they aren't, they're supposed to reveal the madness of their creator 112629
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortunePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this 967014432
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 21/03/2026"Is your dog friendly?" "He's dark woke" 09714
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/03/2026looks like we traded generations of healthcare for 4 days worth of missiles 10479921938
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Yeah, just havin’ a coupla beers at the beach 😎 (But it’s the beer from Pinocchio that turns you into a donkey and it’s the beach that makes you old) 1564
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The way to reconcile this is their aspiration was always to put down a slave revolt, not fight in one. bsky.app/profile/osit... 2939041071
Reposted by Andrew Jester of Fortuneonion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2026i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE 188104081963
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneElyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this. 6786663448
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Anyone else getting texts like this 85 times an hour after voting? 020
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 04/05/2025may 4th is such a special day to see the nation and really the world come together to share their love for a classic piece of pop culture, the 5-4 podcast 291919181
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 04/01/2025This daily WoW quest planted the seeds of leftist ideology in my young mind. For what is the liberation of the workers but all of us standing together and stating plainly and clearly "Work is da poop. No more." 81490374
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Lately I’ve been calling a glass of water with no ice “guzzler’s delight” much to the chagrin of my friends and family 020
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Dude, you gotta watch this tv show. It will smooth your mind like a river stone 11038
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 05/03/2025The most intellectual lifestyle available is to listen to play monster hunter and listen to the Aeneid audiobook concurrently 030
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Feer Plastics New Haven, IL 8784106
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Foxes are clever. Racoons are tricksters. Weasels are evasive. Man I gotta stop getting fooled by critters 1453
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired 503144202640
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Seth MacFarlane must tell me in five bullet points what work he did last week or resign 140
Reposted by Andrew Jester of Fortuneonion person @junlper.beer · 18/02/2025i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura 2039107829
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Proof that you never know what’s going on in anyone’s relationship 😟 One day the man could be posting about how he has dominion over his wife and the next it’s over…. Check in on your friendsyahoo.comKanye West And Bianca Censori Split: Heading For Divorce Following Grammys StuntKanye West and Bianca Censori are reportedly heading for divorce, just 11 days after her controversial Grammys red carpet appearance. 030
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Using the Freedom of Information Act to find out who Aubrey Graham bet on tn 020
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 10/02/2025It's sad they scored here because in the future people are going to look at the score and think this game was kind of close Moreover, ICE must be destroyed 11276
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 10/02/2025HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKERS MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED 1422
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I’m gonna call 1-800 Gambler preemptively 020
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 05/02/2025If the chiefs win the threepeat I will post “first as trajedy; then as farce” and be crowned the biggest intellectual on here 020
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Do you ever ruin your night by calculating how many songs you could play on touch tunes if you liquidated all your assets? 010
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025We all got that one brother who cant make it 15 minutes into the hang without mentioning the things he has done through his fault, through his fault, through his most grievous fault 010
Andrew Jester of Fortune @jesterscepter.bsky.social · 23/01/2025My face when she didnt even care about the Challengers snub that much 030
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 16/01/2025 113155023066
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Biden in his final foreign policy speech declares "America...is no longer at war." A week ago he notified Congress of an $8 billion arms package for Israel 531021113
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortunePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/01/2025for sociopaths and narcissists, politics is when you pretend to care about other people. rejecting politics is when you embrace your hateful, reactionary human nature. 5658941065
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneAdam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Look at my opposition party dawg, we’re all going to hell 621577269
Reposted by Andrew Jester of FortuneZombie 2 2(Updates) @earvlikes.bsky.social · 07/01/2025oh so that’s how he can afford movie house 1016530
