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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Women love me. Fish love me. I do my best to care for all creatures and even when I fail they see my efforts
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Not sure what possessed me to make this
The infamous "loss" webcomic, usually depicting someone bursting into a hospital and working his way through. The characters have been replaced by the "reverse bimbo" meme girl, going from more "ordinary" to more sexualized as she movez
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Friends hugging: WE'RE SUCH CLOSE FRIENDS. NOTHING COULD CUM BETWEEN US 
*Something squirts between them"
*A silhouette stands upon a ridge in the distance* 
friends: I...IT CAN'T BE 
Close up of a slick looking cowboy tipping his hat: THE CUM BETWEENER!!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but my hands are made of potatoes and they’re real fuckin delicious.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Having a sides-only Thanksgiving this year. No turkey, just carbs and gravy. Modern problems require modern solutions.
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jessthehuman.bsky.social @jessthehuman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The perfect amount of beers= (# of beers you’ve already had +1)
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I want so badly to enjoy mobile games but the ecosystem they occupy apparently forces them into being annoying to play unless you are constantly purchasing magical coins at bizarre denominations that I refuse to understand.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
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