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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Monty seems to have a new lease of life now he's decided to retire. Very enthusiastic tonight! #gardenersworld
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't understand why weeks have been spent on Carol's death, whilst Peggy - a long time character and matriarch - was barely mentioned #thearchers
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Stephen McBarron @stevemc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Delighted to know Badenoch is going to take PIP from the disabled pensioners near me to give a tax break to people inheriting half a million quid! Yup! #TheArchers
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BINGO!💥
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another Public Information broadcast on how our vets are great 🙄 #thearchers
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I stand corrected. Apparently there are many people with too much money 🙄
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This dog walking field SL is completely ridiculous! How many people are going to pay to book a whole field for a dog walk? #thearchers
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amber's going to ask her followers to name the baby #thearchers
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baby Grundy is going to be lumbered with some terrible influencer name 🙄 #thearchers
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Ghislaine Hull @ghizzybear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Private Eye:
London Fascist
Week begins
YES, it's that time again when the Fascism scene returns to London and this year black is very much in vogue.
Our models are sporting trademark black shirts twinned with black shorts and the very latest in balaclava chic.
The models sashayed through
London to the Daily Mail offices where they showed off the best of British Fascism for the World to see. A leading Fascism designer says, "You'll see this great new totally unthreatening look everywhere - Portsmouth, Dover, London. It's coming to a town near you soon, and we know where you live!"
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An upshot of the totally negligible impact of small boat crossings being the only story in the UK that matters is Reform councils ruining people’s lives. The media is culpable here, but people also need to get real. The small boat thing is fake. It doesn’t affect you. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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South Tyneside Council nursery closures decision 'devastating'
Councillors confirm that all 10 Stanley's nurseries in South Tyneside will close by July 2027.
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Helen is completely oblivious to what it means to not have money. Poor Tracey #thearchers
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd completely forgotten Kirsty was pregnant! #thearchers
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see Ed Davey's parping on about tax cuts. Millions of us don't want tax cuts, Ed, we want well-funded education and healthcare systems, clean rivers, renewable energy, safe, warm housing, decent public transport and affordable food. We're angry. And we absolutely know where all the money's gone.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Fantastic news Latest records show that RNLI donations have increased by 5000% over the past couple of weeks after far-right backlash. The RNLI is on track to record its highest annual fundraising total in its almost 200-year history" via Daniel Lismore Donate here rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love how this was carefully hand-painted and the artist credited.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It seems strange that a non-character like Carol got such a radio send off, while Peggy was barely mentioned #thearchers
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At least Anna won't have to cough out for the Laurels #thearchers
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Count Arthur Strong @countarthurstrong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is what we're up against
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Miserable old cow. Do us all a favour and put a pillow over her face #thearchers
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Claire Cullingworth @ccullingworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This made me smile, attached to an ordinary cast iron drainpipe on a house in Durham. #TinyJoys
A cast iron drain pipe going down the side of a white-painted house.  A crest of red feathers and a bright orange beak made from something solid have been attached around it.  It looks remarkably like "Feathers McGraw", the evil criminal penguin from The Wrong Trousers.
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Prediction: lily gets cold feet, dumps Harrison and he disappears back up north #thearchers
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Get outta my pub"! It's been done jolene #thearchers
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fallon 'grieving the relationship '. Nicely done SWs #thearchers
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow. Well written, and well acted 👏 #thearchers
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Has no-one noticed that Carol obviously has dementia? Hence the awkwardness/nastiness #thearchers
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just think that risking your life at a moment's notice to save people you've never met in exchange for no money is a better expression of patriotism than dressing up like a Poundshop paramilitary and intimidating families with kids trying to get onto a ferry.
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Roland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You need to be a certain age to appreciate this!
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ffs, someone euthanise that bloody woman 😡 #thearchers
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pat123.bsky.social @pat123.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The RNLI is a prime example of the underlying moral belief in all lives are sacred. This principle is now being eroded through anti migrant propaganda etc. If no ethical line is upheld by all parties in power and racism not challenged we will be a much weakened country.
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Cabe - GreggB @cabe.shadowtek.uk · 08/09/2026
Let's ensure a legacy for a particularly rotten one! www.gofundme.com/f/buy-a-new-...
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Donate to Buy A New RNLI Hovercraft - The Flying Farage, organized by Simon Harris
I am trying to raise enough money to buy a new lifesaving hovercraft for th… Simon Harris needs your support for Buy A New RNLI Hovercraft - The Flying Farage
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Picking on the RNLI and thinking you are the good guys is such a great example of what is presumably an irreversible brain rot, like if you opened up the bonnet on those heads it would be like when a peach has gone too mushy to be saved
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Noooooo Monty retiring 😭 #gardnersworld
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AdyBee 🐝 @adybee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want the Prime Minister to look into a TV camera and say the RNLI are heroes, that we do not change policy by street violence in this country, and that he expects any criminal action to face the full force of the law. That's it. That's all he has to do.
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not awkward at all 🙄 #thearchers
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards.
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They'll be shagging before Christmas #thearchers
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ooh old George emerging from the calm 😱 #thearchers
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is George really that stupid? - surprised that Esme is stopping his sick pay? #thearchers
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jesssmum.bsky.social @jesssmum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Seems an awful lot of angst over a kiss 🙄 #thearchers
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