Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When dems regain power, they will need to learn to walk and chew bubble gum and, importantly, to also kick ass. And as far as I am concerned its okay if they run outta bubble gum. 001
Reposted by Jesse KellerHere, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What bothers me the most is how much these sorts of articles actually disparage and degrade the concept of being alive. Not even the most savage, purest materialist treats being alive with such disrespect. 4186
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026People dunking on this like these folks are wrong or dumb or something but they got his policies & neighborhood right! Only missed on ethnicity & “to the right of” — two extremely made up concepts 020
Reposted by Jesse KellerDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Red States: We're cutting the humanities at our public universities to spend more money on right-wing indoctrination Blue States: We're cutting the same programs, but to spend more money on AI and the business school. 8985291
Reposted by Jesse KellerMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The inclusion of potatoes in Lord of the Rings obviously indicates that Tolkien intended an all-South American cast for any adaptation 1138072
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 14/07/2026GOP senator from Kansas would like you to know Iran has a Right To Defend Itself. (& as such I presume a Right To Exist.) Bold statements. 000
Reposted by Jesse KellerOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026imagine coming up with musical gold with the melody and lyrics up through "Do, a deer, a female deer Re, a drop of golden sun Mi, a name I call myself Fa, a long, long way to run So, a needle pulling thread" and then just completely phoning it in once you got to "La" 3739034
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ai is in the process of enclosing the open source commons 031
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 03/06/2026These states should all be putting "Repeal the GOP BJ Ban" initiatives on every ballot. Make these lunatics actually defend their positions publicly. 000
Reposted by Jesse KellerSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Just had Canvas stop working as I was typing comments on a student paper. I now can’t access anyone’s work or grades. Strangely, this never happened back when I used a grade book and had students email me their papers, a system no shareholders extracted money from. 583470991
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 02/05/2026It’s just nature guys, like how every member of a wolf pack is an alpha. Famously great for pack functioning. 000
Reposted by Jesse KellerJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026My biggest conspiracy theory is that telling working class people that engagement in the arts is a middle / upper class thing and to do so makes you a class traitor is a psyop to make them disengaged with themselves and the world and the beauty of being human, so that they accept worse treatment. 11578422563
Reposted by Jesse KellerMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Fruit cart scene in AN ADVENTUROUS AUTOMOBILE TRIP (1905) directed by Georges Méliès. This is the earliest version of the chase movie staple that I have seen and it is enhanced by hand-colored oranges, courtesy of legendary film colorist Madame Thuillier's team. 824362
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 23/03/2026We have many machines that can lift extremely heavy weights, and yet some humans choose to lift weights using only muscle power. Extremely confusing. 000
Reposted by Jesse KellerBoo! DooPerson @boodoo.co · 15/03/2026If you ever go visit Rome and go see the spot Caesar got got, it's a really great bonus that it's currently a sanctuary for feral cats like this one, who get to laze about in the crumbling remnants of a fallen empire. As we all do, these days. D7200. May, 2024. 91937512
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 10/03/2026not the listicle we want, but the listicle we deserve 000
Reposted by Jesse KellerMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/02/2026but we can't afford universal health care and housing for all. 491608497
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 15/02/2026If you are talking about 20th C. American/American-influenced music & the names Louis Armstrong and Duke Ellington are not mentioned... you have already said all I need to know 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Just wanna go on the record saying 2a is cool as fuck. Some of the world’s best art is 2a 030
Reposted by Jesse KellerPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026If you're just an older, more wizened, more conventionally successful version of the guy you were when you were 20 without any actual growth as a human being, you've failed as a man 315710
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 29/01/2026If we could just figure out how to make it Not Weird to want to clean your neighbor’s gutters, we could have Socialism 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Article in @nytimes.com never mentions this. This is fucking gaslighting. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u... 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026One day of general strike & they immediately fold. That is POWER folks. This is not rocket science, its just regular old class war. 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 26/01/2026An aged man is but a paltry thing A tattered coat upon a stick — unless Soul clap its hands and sing And louder sing for each tatter in its mortal dress — WB Yeats, Sailing to Byzantium 000
Reposted by Jesse KellerJohanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 18/01/2026That money could’ve ended homelessness in the US, or established UBI for every American, student loan erasure, or supercharged every creative industry in existence to pay artists better, instead of, yknow, blowing it on dead malls full of Elegy of Emptiness statues for rich people I hate it here 13707203
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 18/01/2026This right here. You could build a whole solidaristic political consciousness around being a "good neighbor." [It would of course have to resist reactionary Nextdoor / neighborhood watch / property value protection versions] 040
Reposted by Jesse Kellerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/01/2026neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now 11286661598
Reposted by Jesse KellerKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15928746421346
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Yes - though I’d replace ‘useless results’ with ‘generations of imperial blowback and a world-historical squandering of resources’ 000
Reposted by Jesse KellerSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025What I love about this racist fetish is that the Western Civilization Supremacists don’t understand the Christians won a grand total of one out of seven Crusades 1018221
Reposted by Jesse KellerInternet Archive @archive.org · 20/12/2025📣 Filmmakers & artists of all skill levels: celebrate Public Domain Day 2026 by creating & uploading short films using public domain materials in the Public Domain Film Remix Contest! 🎬 📆 Deadline: Jan 7, 2026 💰 First prize: $1,500 ℹ️ Details 👉 blog.archive.org/2025/12/01/2... #publicdomain 517348
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 13/12/2025This is only one bit of anecdotal evidence. I say we must immediately begin large-scale tests of his hypothesis. 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Correct & definitive answer. Everyone can now stop posting on this subject. 111
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 12/12/2025For a moment I thought this was a reference to the explosion following the death of William the Conqueror 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 11/12/2025APB for assault /kidnapping perps > “I apologize” 000
Reposted by Jesse KellerHere, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Netflix: "We don't want movies to even go into theaters because that reduces demand on our product." Also Netflix: "We demand that you treat our original films as amazing motion picture experiences worthy of being seen in a theater!" Gotta pick, dudes. Got. To. Pick. 0234
Reposted by Jesse KellerCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 05/12/2025I just received notification from University IT warning us about phishing attacks that “seem too good to be true” and I can’t stop thinking about the scammer last year who wanted us to enter our credentials to register for our 5% annual cost-of-living raise. 830728
Reposted by Jesse KellerJacob @tullamore-jew.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon 165113792175
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 10/11/2025If people understood orders of magnitude better, more people would favor socialism 020
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Then, to my siblings in Valhalla: “LOL, Cuomo thought he’d be in Valhalla“ 020