Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 25/07/2026A super fun thing to do is google search ‘elon musk “within five years”’ then set the date range to end more than five years ago 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 14/07/2026He told Nick Tosches thats exactly what he wanted! I like to think plain old Jay Hawkins is out there right now somewhere cruising the void of space like Norin Radd, singing his ass off, vacuum be damned 041
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ai is in the process of enclosing the open source commons 031
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I saw your photo on my ipad, then I took photo of that on my phone, then I took photo of the phone photo with my ipad then of the ipad with the phone & I just kept doing that for a while 0182
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Article in @nytimes.com never mentions this. This is fucking gaslighting. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u... 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"It's obvious that ICE will soon be abolished." -- Current ICE Agent 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 12/12/2025For a moment I thought this was a reference to the explosion following the death of William the Conqueror 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 22/10/2025The Oceans Eleven of Louis Bonaparte www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/w... 020
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 06/09/2025If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula. 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Not sure if your shift from nationalism to patriotism was intentional but George Orwell agrees www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-f... 110
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Kinda interesting how our go-to metaphor for genetically different entities coexisting is colonialism 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 25/11/2023If Trump is reelected, he will not only do that but will also use things like this as evidence to imprison people like this poor man 011