Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 23/09/20262008: Let’s not prosecute the many war crimes, we must heal 040
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When dems regain power, they will need to learn to walk and chew bubble gum and, importantly, to also kick ass. And as far as I am concerned its okay if they run outta bubble gum. 001
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So now we have reason to doubt the human origin of much of what we read. And a writer (a student, eg) has reason to worry their reader may doubt their humanness. A profoundly alienating state of affairs! 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A colleague of mine frames the LLM problem as one of alienation. Writing is a tool for communicaton from one human mind to another. But LLM-generated text does not come from a human mind… 110
Reposted by Jesse KellerHere, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What bothers me the most is how much these sorts of articles actually disparage and degrade the concept of being alive. Not even the most savage, purest materialist treats being alive with such disrespect. 4186
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026People dunking on this like these folks are wrong or dumb or something but they got his policies & neighborhood right! Only missed on ethnicity & “to the right of” — two extremely made up concepts 020
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Add “research” to that list, at least when used by any non-scientist 051
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Lol very true. Its like taking a swing at NFTs & the Metaverse in th year of our lord 2026 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This genre of drama queen ragequit feels a lot like a cold, calculated swing at pivoting to a job in the rightwing media cinematic universe 3360
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’ve seen this before, it’s terminal Property Brain. “These people may be impacting the bottom line of petty bourgeois business owners! They don’t pay rent! This must be stopped at once!” 1200
Reposted by Jesse KellerDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Red States: We're cutting the humanities at our public universities to spend more money on right-wing indoctrination Blue States: We're cutting the same programs, but to spend more money on AI and the business school. 8985291
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Yeah it's bleak, man. ICE is bad now but it's just a rehearsal for when the real climate-driven mass migrations get going. 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Originality fetishism is adjacent to Great Man theory & a big part of how we got to the capitalist hellscape of culture that currently surrounds us 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Let they who are without shit talk the first... Talk or whatever 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If we were still a functional country Elon would be flying rockets himself then saving his fingernails & drinking his own piss at the Beverly Hilton 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Holy shit, this is amazing. Jones, Stills & Friends would’ve been one of the greatest bands of all time 010
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 25/07/2026A super fun thing to do is google search ‘elon musk “within five years”’ then set the date range to end more than five years ago 000
Reposted by Jesse KellerMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The inclusion of potatoes in Lord of the Rings obviously indicates that Tolkien intended an all-South American cast for any adaptation 1138072
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 14/07/2026GOP senator from Kansas would like you to know Iran has a Right To Defend Itself. (& as such I presume a Right To Exist.) Bold statements. 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 14/07/2026And in much English speech it sounds like there's an implied R between Fa & ’a long’, and a W between So & ‘a needle!’ Top tier stuff, then yeah… La=La, literally 010
Reposted by Jesse KellerOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026imagine coming up with musical gold with the melody and lyrics up through "Do, a deer, a female deer Re, a drop of golden sun Mi, a name I call myself Fa, a long, long way to run So, a needle pulling thread" and then just completely phoning it in once you got to "La" 3739034
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The struggle continues… I think I just have to go a few years without planting tomatoes honestly 😬 110
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 14/07/2026He told Nick Tosches thats exactly what he wanted! I like to think plain old Jay Hawkins is out there right now somewhere cruising the void of space like Norin Radd, singing his ass off, vacuum be damned 041
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I just wish there was something as murderously effective as Bt but for powdery mildew & other fungal baddies. If you have a a secret weapon do tell! 110
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ai is in the process of enclosing the open source commons 031
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This is a really interesting observation - I feel like later jazz guys (Wayne Shorter, eg) get cred for ‘harmonically adventurous‘ approaches to the blues. But maybe that’s… just the blues? 110
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 15/06/2026‘If we tore down fascism, we’d then have to build something else, and that would be too much work” Real winner of a message there 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Okay but what if you need to pass someone or merge lanes or what if a terrorist has their hand inches away from the detonator or a meteor is headed straight for earth? Have you thought of THAT? 050
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If we must have a Senate it should be like the House of Lords, where they can all go an hang out and be Very Important while having no tangible effect on normal people 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 03/06/2026These states should all be putting "Repeal the GOP BJ Ban" initiatives on every ballot. Make these lunatics actually defend their positions publicly. 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 27/05/2026They not mad that the Iliad & Huck Finn are off syllabi (the’re not off!) they’re mad Their Eyes Were Watching God is on. All you need to know about what’s behind all this 0390
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 27/05/2026If these guys want to win maybe they should stop nominating Baron Harkonnen for everything 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 23/05/2026If you really think about it TV is like real life. It starts good for a while then slowly declines into irrelevance before eventually slipping away, barely noticed, into the eternal void of non-existence! 000
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Friend of mine got an MBA from a top-tier business school and was not familiar with the labor theory of value. Not, "that was back then, now we think..." but rather "what's that, never heard of it" 040
Jesse Keller @jessekeller.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I saw your photo on my ipad, then I took photo of that on my phone, then I took photo of the phone photo with my ipad then of the ipad with the phone & I just kept doing that for a while 0182
Reposted by Jesse KellerSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Just had Canvas stop working as I was typing comments on a student paper. I now can’t access anyone’s work or grades. Strangely, this never happened back when I used a grade book and had students email me their papers, a system no shareholders extracted money from. 583470991