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Jesse Graves

@jessegraves.bsky.social
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A Black, heterosexual, cisgender (He/Him) AuDHD hot mess of a man living during the end of the United States of America. A better world is possible. (I don't use Arch BTW.)

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Moxie Meow @moxiemeow.bsky.social · 15h
If dudes don't want to have their lives ruined for raping, maybe they shouldn't rape people. Just a crazy thought.
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Moxie Meow @moxiemeow.bsky.social · 15h
Cisgender people: Imagine if the head of the KKK had authored a book series and Colgate decided to partner with them to release themed toothpastes based on said books. This is just as bad. JK Rowling is the most influential transphobe ON EARTH. bsky.app/profile/crim...
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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
✨ 𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓼𝔂 ✨. 🌙🌿
A flower-covered pink guillotine stands beneath a crescent moon in a dreamy pastel garden. “REWARD THEM FOR THE WORLD THEY CREATED.”
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "social contagion" thing drives me screaming angry. When I was young I had no clue trans ppl existed. I'd never met anyone trans. I saw cruel caricatures in pop culture occasionally. When I realized trans was a thing someone could be, it hit like a lightning bolt. My life felt newly possible.
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NO GODS, NO MASTERS, BISEXUAL DISASTERS 🇵🇸 🇺🇦🔞 @travisteatime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Social contagion" as in, the act of socializing is considered inherently contagious. So much of it all just comes back to an open rejection of the social contract itself, of the idea of free knowledge, of a society, of shared experiences.
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Moxie Meow @moxiemeow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will NEVER understand the normie notion that you are obligated to love the family, or the country, that you are born into by sheer random chance, no matter how rotten they are to you.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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zero gabe🎗️ @zerogabeforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Buffy The Umpire Slayer Art Print. With the reboot no longer happening, this is the next best thing. collabs.shop/hdodmi
​An illustrated scene shows a cricket match on a sunny day where a woman in a jacket stabs an umpire in the chest with a knife while he raises his finger.
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Ben @hbenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every force user goes by the name Skywalker. There are no Jedi or Sith, only Skywalkers. Skywalker is now a verb and adjective with Skywalker Skywalkered Skywalkerly a perfectly normal sentence that is only confusing because Skywalkers exist on 2-D good vs. evil, light vs. dark powers spectrum.
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Jesse Graves @jessegraves.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can we STOP with the Skywalker family for the next several decades!?
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Moxie Meow @moxiemeow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
COVID LITERALLY CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE. tinyurl.com/covidiq bsky.app/profile/juli...
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COVID-19 Leaves Its Mark on the Brain. Significant Drops in IQ Scores Are Noted.
Research shows that even mild COVID-19 can lead to the equivalent of seven years of brain aging
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aetherism🌧️ @aetherism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@Julidooty

A deer walked into a store in Colorado. The shop owner gave her some cookies. After leaving the store, she returned after half an hour with her entire family.

(picture of a deer in a small convenience store standing in front of a camera while three more are standing in the doorway in the background)
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Jesse Graves @jessegraves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If scalpers keep this up, someone is going to run on a political platform to make hunting these people like game animals legal.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Genius.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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✨Ƥαηɗα🌙 @pandathecelestial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I’m playing a game I paid money for and a fucking ad pops up I will legit never play it again. If that becomes the norm, I will stop consuming new games. I have enough fun physical media that can’t be touched that I’ll just stay with. I don’t NEED new shit. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JK Rowling's death will be funny as hell because it'll be Charlie Kirk but wizard-themed. The worst and stupidest fucking people you have *ever* seen, dressed as wizards and crying and producing terrible genAI slop of a suspiciously Charlie Kirk-like Harry welcoming her to heaven etc
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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zero gabe🎗️ @zerogabeforever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Raine @r-a-ine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💙👻
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Sarah Primate @langurlover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heh. I chuckled.
Slug and a snail facing each other with text: What if slugs are just divorced snails? "Yes, Michelle took the house..."
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you really want to nail a job interview you gotta casually pull out a whole rotisserie chicken from your pocket and nibble on it thoughtfully.
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Jesse Graves @jessegraves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is so sad how deeply entrenched the lie of porn addiction is. Anyone that thinks it's real doesn't actually understand how addiction works. But hey, we got huge money interests that rely on the lie so it ain't going anywhere! Just like that Alpha Male bullshit that won't die.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Moxie Meow @moxiemeow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I wish trans people would stop being so ANGRY AND STRIDENT about things" Babe, if your right to use a public bathroom was illegal in parts of twenty states, you'd be setting fire to the Capitol. mapresearch.org/equality-map...
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Bans on Transgender People Using Public Bathrooms and Facilities According to their Gender Identity - Movement Advancement Project
These laws prohibit transgender people from using bathrooms and facilities—such as locker rooms, shower rooms, changing rooms, and other sex-segregated spaces—according to their gender identity in cer...
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These people are just trying to help Trump. There is no other explanation. This is ten times more demoralizing to the average likely voter than anything a progressive or leftist online has ever said. They are telling you that you are not allowed to expect anything from Democrats.
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com • 4h
Please stop overestimating what a democratic Congress can do. The oligarchs are spending money to make you think a Dem Congress can arrest people and hold trials and pass laws without a POTUS signature so that you'll be disappointed when they don't do stuff they can't do.
Don't fall for it.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Banana boys
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Moxie Meow @moxiemeow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe cis people should listen to what trans people say on trans issues. Just a fucking thought.
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Pina ✨ ADHD Alien @adhd-alien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Was going to make a comic about a funny ADHD situation but you know what, it wasn't funny and I cried because I'm just so exhausted before the day even starts (I have a book linktr.ee/adhdalien/)
Kiki is standing in a messy kitchen with a plunger in one hand and a stuffed crocodile in the other. She looks deflated, saying "Why did I come to the kitchen with a plunger and a croc- no you know what I don't care."Kiki is drawn in a more detailed, black and white style, looking pretty rough and tired. Text says "ADHD isn't funny and I'm an adult and I just want to get things done. I'm tired."
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'd watch it.
2020's Sonic the Hedgehog was originally going to be a live action film starring Usain Bolt as hedgehog. the titular
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: Despite a federal judge ordering the Trump administration to immediately restore CNN, MS NOW, and Politico’s access to the White House, a Politico reporter was barred from entering the White House this morning and had his credentials seized. www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
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POLITICO barred from White House after court ruling restoring access
The Secret Service confiscated a POLITICO reporter's press pass Thursday morning despite a federal judge’s decision hours earlier that a media ban appeared to violate the constitutional due process ri...
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I miss the days when bullshit was funny"
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✨Ƥαηɗα🌙 @pandathecelestial.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People that gatekeep give the same energy as someone who would hide a zombie bite. If you gatekeep it’s all I need to know about you as a person
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Jesse Graves @jessegraves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I repeat. The first time it asks me is the time I delete the account.
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brilliant.
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ProgrammerHumor.io @programmerhumor-io.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two Jr Devs Getting A Merge Conflict #programming #git #versioncontrol #Softwaredevelopment #Codereview programmerhumor.io/git-memes/two-jr…
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ProgrammerHumor.io @programmerhumor-io.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rockstar Bad, You Guys #programming #Gamedev #Monetization #Gamingindustry #Gta programmerhumor.io/gamedev-memes/ro…
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 22/09/2026
New pin unlocked 📌 Happy Climate and UNGA week y’all!
Holding a pin that says NO MORE PANDEMICSLucky wearing a black n95 mask
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guy who keeps talking about how he hates pumpkin spice, keeps calling it the devil's spice, claims it sent him to the ER and broke up his marriage, got him fired, etc And then he reveals he had somehow confused pumpkin spice with sports gambling
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Moxie Meow @moxiemeow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now that most people are on board with "Trumpism is a cult", maybe can we start talking about how religious thinking IN GENERAL is a large part of America's problem? People "feeling" instead of "reasoning"? "I FEEL crime is up" (it isn't). "I FEEL trans people are dangerous" (we aren't)
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🚨 CRITICAL UPDATE Wilber Rafael Garcés Pérez deportation has be blocked by a judge. He has lost movement on his left side after being shot near the spine by an ICE agent in Austin, TX. 🚨 He was transferred 100+ miles to an ICE detention facility. 🚨The bullet remains lodged near his spine.
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NO GODS, NO MASTERS, BISEXUAL DISASTERS 🇵🇸 🇺🇦🔞 @travisteatime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*hundreds of AAA devs lose their job* Damn, am I glad I only play Nintendo & indie games these days LMAO
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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ProgrammerHumor.io @programmerhumor-io.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing Can Prepare You For It #programming #debugging #testing #Softwaredevelopment #Userexperience programmerhumor.io/debugging-memes/…
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