NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And every small child will be given a wind turbine hat.static.klipy.comUnbeatable QuaverAlt: Unbeatable Quaver 060
Two Green Bears @twogreenbears.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare? Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?” —Elvis Presley doing a live version of ‘Are You Lonesome Tonight’. After this he starts laughing, and can’t stop. 140
just me @bobj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Get back to me when they install little pyramid-shaped data centers on bald people's heads. 010
Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We are losing so much energy with Andrew Tate being in prison. 030
Icey Slush ❄ 🏳️⚧️ @iceyslush.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We should try this so bald people feel useful. 010
geeves speezerton @gspeezy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026huh i wondered what that weird notice from the government was about the other day 010
OLD CRIED PANTS @captainfartpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comFuturama: Shut Up And Take My Money MemeALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme 010
