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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15/04/2026
THE SICKOS COMMITTEE FLAG BRACKET WINNER!! NEW MEXICO!! THE ZIA REIGNS SUPREME!! (Sorry for the delay in posting)
Path to Glory DEFEATING FLAGS
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National Champion!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
lol
UConn-Duke win probability, showing Duke at 90+% all the way to the very end of the game
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Jesse @jesfreed.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Buggs bunny no
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Yes we absolutely can
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Superman is the story of an immigrant who grew up in Kansas, landed a low-paying job as a reporter in Metropolis, and still had time for a hobby because urban housing was affordable.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 04/05/2025
#MayThe4th
A red panda named darth in a space suit wearing a black helmet. They are riding a lawn mower with a large satellite dish on the side. darth says, "I'm going to mow the stars, USCPSC." The text reads: darth please, you have not cleared the universe of objects and bystanders. darth repiles, "Not yet."
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/04/2025
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Anthropometry (ANT 132), by Yves Klein, 1950, 📸 by @AlexSlitzPhoto
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025
Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee theonion.com/star-by...
Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee
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No Context College Basketball @contextfreecbb.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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No Context College Basketball @contextfreecbb.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Jesse @jesfreed.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Someone gave DOGE a tip that a contract was wasteful and they "canceled" it. This is a guaranteed energy savings performance contract that a) has guaranteed savings b) is revenue neutral and c) almost certainly cannot be terminated for convenience.
Screenshot of DOGE Twitter post purporting to have saved $40 million dollars on a contract that almost certainly cost the government nothing and is not cancelable.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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Jesse @jesfreed.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My only Shoup story is when I was working in local govt and randomly emailed him to ask a silly question about how we should spend some money earmarked for parking. He took the time to respond despite me being some rando in Vermont. RIP Shoup Dogg.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Dr. Seuss cursing at someone
Finley Bizjack
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Jesse @jesfreed.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
WAT
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025
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Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters
MENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
im sorry for re-posting that television`s ed mcmahon was seen running full speed into one of the fires. that was chinese disinformation
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/01/2025
cannot overstate the degree to which i am negatively polarized against nimbys. like, if you go to a public meeting to speak against lower cost housing i think the city should eminent domain your house and your house specifically
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/12/2024
Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together theonion.com/relatives-ga...
Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children! Salk: Well thank God Me: Of course they will grow up Salk: Well I hope so Me: And get old Salk: I guess? Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine Salk: what now Me: And leave NATO Salk: shit
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If we want better fashion culture in the US, we have to lower the cost of housing and commercial real estate, support independent craftspeople, build denser neighborhoods, improve walkability, and get rid of overly restrictive zoning laws. Let kook culture thrive.
A narrow walkway in Tokyo. The sides of the street are lined with shops and what look to be residences.
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No Context College Basketball @contextfreecbb.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth
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Jesse @jesfreed.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Where's the FUBAR meter when you need it?
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Jesse @jesfreed.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Coal ash, welcome to the revolution?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Captain Sad and his Ship of Fools, the Cowsills, 1968, 📸 by @DonaldJTrumpJr
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."
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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Heartwarming: The Worst Website You Know Just Got a Great Buyer www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/b...
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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Jesse @jesfreed.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Congratulations congressman!
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 12/11/2024
bluesky was made for one purpose to put on the musical that will save america
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
The left needs its own Mr. Magoo, someone who is always getting into funny situations due to their extremely poor eyesight, but who also has an unbreakable commitment to the eternal science of Marxism-Leninism
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/11/2024
the gonzales flag COME AND TAKE IT instead of a cannon it's a cheez-it
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 02/11/2024
Aussies don't hold punches
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/11/2024
Your "I am eager to set my kitchen on fire" posts are raising no questions, honestly. We know. That's why we do this every year.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
*pressure intensifies*
the dreaded image captcha with the upper blue text field that says select all squares with trash dumpsters if there are none click skip followed by an image of two trash dumpsters blocking disabled parking spaces one of them a cyber truck apparently owned by a very thin skinned elon musk fan who is not mad
the bottom has three icons a three quarter circle with an arrow a set of headphones and an i with a circle and next to that is a blue rectangle with the text skip
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
oh come ON
ELECTIONS
Trump sticks to economy, immigration in closing pitch at Madison Square Garden
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USA TODAY
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/10/2024
that is a 1994-1998 Daihatsu Hijet and its bed has 3,740 square inches of cargo space. The Cybertruck has 3,672 square inches of bed space
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Jesse @jesfreed.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Coin flip election, very cool country we have here
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/10/2024
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Oh shit I didn't see this one welp there you go
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