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Duchess of Ope

@duchessofope.bsky.social
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That one broad you know from twitter. Recovering paramedic. Lost in Texas again. STFU about Chicago. Aggressively Midwest. TEAM SOUP. ABOLISH ICE.

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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 14h
I didn’t even realize Pat Boone was still alive. Which means we can tell Mr Cultural Appropriation to fck all the way off
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 21h
Something remarkable is happening: James Talarico is running an expansively pro-immigrant campaign in Texas, a state Trump won by 14 points, speaking in Biblical terms about our duty to "the stranger." And it's resonating. That's seismic. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/2160...
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In Texas, Something Seismic Is Happening—and It’s All Trump’s Fault
Thanks to the economy and ICE, Trump has lost Texas Latinos. And James Talarico is developing a humane pro-immigrant message that’s resonating—even in this ultra-Trumpy state.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 18h
Is he sure it wasn’t because he himself is godawful and a corrupt criminal?
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Ken Paxton, G.O.P. Nominee in Texas, Privately Said Trump’s Convention Hurt Him
Ken Paxton, one of the party’s top Senate candidates and a Trump loyalist, said that “everybody’s numbers dropped” after the event, according to audio obtained by The Times.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you fcking kidding me right now, @cornelluniversity.bsky.social
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy “inexplicably over-entitled Leafs fans losing their shit on social media” season to all who celebrate
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Attention #TeamSoup. I can’t make this quite yet, because it’s still close to 100° here every day but I present to you this recipe
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Spiced Pea Stew With Yogurt Recipe • 5★ (Gift Recipe)
Inspired by a warmly spiced Persian stew traditionally made with peas and tomatoes, this version allows the sweetness of the peas and the warmth of onions, ginger, cumin and turmeric to lead. It tops ...
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am once again putting this out there: I am willing to marry ANY Canadian citizen (male or female) for universal healthcare, less unhinged government, better access to ice hockey, and also so I can watch Yaga when it premieres on Crave next month.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Insulin, epi pens, certain types of cardiac meds, this happens all the time. It boggles my mind that insurance companies keep making it harder for people to get meds they need to NOT DIE
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pretty amazing how songs that suck shit stay in the sales charts for so long
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“A short chase ensued”? What kind of chase? It wasn’t on foot. He got side swiped by an unmarked vehicle driving aggressively while he was working. If he moved his car at all, it was probably to get out of traffic, you dipshits. Stop doing the heavy lifting of lies for ICE, NYT.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I’m going to try out being a Habs fan this season. Allons-y baby!
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sigh….tickets to a local band. All my friends are lame…
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
EHHHHHH @intothejunction.bsky.social a suggestion for soup szn I subbed in cubed sweet potato for chicken, used frozen corn and added fresh spinach. If you can find non-bakery section, jarred curry powder I would recommend. Or make your own garam masala.
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Coconut Chicken Curry With Tomatoes and Corn
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I see Ryan Reaves is finally retiring to his dumpster behind an Imo’s in StL
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Whaaaaaaat? No waaaaaay. Whistle-Blower: Federal Agents May Have Broken State Laws in Search for Voter Fraud www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/u...
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Whistle-Blower: Federal Agents May Have Broken State Laws in Search For Voter Fraud
Agents expressed concern about being directed by top Homeland Security leaders to use private information to look up voter records in state databases.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know Desus & Mero broke up professionally for good reasons, but fffffffffffck I miss that show.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Beanies and ween(ies)
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m glad that whether you’re a UT fan, liberal, conservative, a native or a transplant, we can all agree: Ted Cruz sucks
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just saw this now but KU just dropped the elbow from the top rung on Mizzou.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
David Byrne=capital B Based
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I mean, thanks for trying to balance the universe?
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jesus fck, universe. DT is RIGHT THERE.
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chat message history: 
1: this could be us but you playin'
1: [sends a picture of the Pink Power Ranger riding the Red Power Ranger cowgirl-style (fully dressed in their Power Rangers uniforms]
1: shit sorry wrong number 
2: wait, let's talk
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My friend attended her wife’s kids parent/teacher night and one of the teachers straight up told them that she “accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior” over the summer and that she also mentions this to all her students. In a public school. But it’s Texas, so 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Y’all, I have work drama, I woke up with a hideous kink in my neck, my car battery died, and Dolly has left us.
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Nope. Don't Like That.
ALT: Nope. Don't Like That.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Always ask yourself: What would Dolly do? You probably won’t go wrong.
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Dolly Parton Smiling in Pink Dress
ALT: Dolly Parton Smiling in Pink Dress
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 25/08/2026
A roadie once told me about working on one of Dolly Parton’s tours years ago: On the first day of rehearsals, she arrived and gathered the whole crew around to introduce herself. She then lifted her shirt and said “there they are, now you’ve seen ‘em, let’s get to work.” RIP Queen.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
YOU GIVE US DOLLY PARTON BACK RIGHT NOW, IMAGINARY SKY FRIEND
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How do I break it to NYT that EVERYONE is in cardiac arrest before they die?
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Need to know how bad it would be if I aggressively booed a lady out walking with her baby in a stroller while wearing a Morgan Wallen tank top
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When you check the temperature because it’s almost dog walking time at 8 pm CDT 🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I see ESPN is still all in on glazing the Cards. Also, WTF is happening Cubes
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Having a good third baseman on the cubs is honestly erotic, given their history
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Fckin Cards
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@rsanders.bsky.social why don’t you follow meeeee so I can’t comment on your Cubs rants
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yous guys, I’m really sorry. I’ll take the heat for the Cubs start. I haven’t watched a game in ages, and I made the effort today. For that I am sorry.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Shout out to the dipshit parked directly across from me at the curbside pick up burning my retinas with his xenon lamps in his GMC pick up truck
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ugh. There’s already football stuff in my NYT emails.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Cubbies got Gausman for a bag of pucks? Nice
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Man, if I were John Cornyn, I’d have double finger interpretive danced my way into retirement just to spite MAGAs. Blanche isn’t even competent. What a simp
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Kristen Bell's Mischievous Smile
ALT: Kristen Bell's Mischievous Smile
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There’s no debate here. There is no evidence to support a lab leak. None. Stop giving oxygen to this dumpster fire. It’s irresponsible journalism for clicks.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
How is this not a civil rights violation case? Where the @aclu.org at?
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy to report this is going super well for the media intern at the NHL over on Threads. LOL.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is a doozy of a spam email. Chefs kiss
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw a dress in an online store today with a print that reminded me of @shoegal1620.bsky.social and now I have feels. Miss you friend.
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Went on Hinge today for the first time in a while and promptly came across a guy around my age, who was clearly a police officer of some kind, plain clothes with a badge and a gun on his hip, posing with a 10ish yo looking girl carry a ridiculously large rifle in both arms. So I’ll stay single 🙄
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Duchess of Ope @duchessofope.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
He finally made it. It only took a take over by someone with zero integrity and most of the qualified journalists be fired or quit.
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