Reposted by Jerk PatrolMark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026The first two hours this morning 3666041347
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 11/12/2025A hill I would die on: Canadian cheese flavoured snacks are far superior to American cheese flavoured snacks. Old Dutch Nacho Cheese Arriba Chips >>> Doritos Hawkins Cheezies >>> Cheetos 000
Reposted by Jerk Patrolderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics 1128255004107
Reposted by Jerk PatrolKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/11/2025Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad 7263136585
Reposted by Jerk PatrolChrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck. 283019634
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 30/10/2025This is super scary. Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be white supremacists. 000
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 23/10/2025👋 Question for the #boomers and #genx folks who were working in corporate offices in the 90's: Was there as much sweaty pressure from exec teams then around adoption and use of email/internet as there is around AI now? Or did everybody just start using them organically because they're useful? 100
Reposted by Jerk PatrolHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 20/10/2025“AI continues to be the aesthetic of fascism: fast, easy, ugly. When we lose the ability to say what it is, we’re losing a lot more than the chance to pun on poop.”404media.coNews Outlets Won't Describe Trump's AI Video For What It Is: The President Pooping on AmericaMajor outlets said the President dumped "brown liquid" that "appeared to be feces" in an AI-generated video. They refused to call a spade a spade, or poop, poop. 312143
Reposted by Jerk PatrolThe Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 25/09/2025This right here 12411120
Reposted by Jerk Patrolderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me: 396195462321
Reposted by Jerk PatrolJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Sneak peak inside day one of the conclave 2317823970
Reposted by Jerk PatrolBarney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025So the old party leader who the party yeeted is now the new party leader and the old party leader who got yeeted by his constituents is trying to get back into Parliament by running in the safest riding in Canada so he can be the new party leader again and the party's newest slogan is "Change"? 58939251
Reposted by Jerk PatrolLarry (BOB) Dallas @larrydallas1977.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Smith can take a hike. 921045
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Alberta folks, here’s the official opposition’s petition against Alberta separatism. Sign and share. #ableg #canpoli #canada www.albertandp.ca/SeparatistSm...albertandp.caDanielle Smith is a SeparatistShe wants Alberta to leave Canada. Sign the petition today. Stand up for Alberta. Stand up for Canada. 041
Reposted by Jerk PatrolTabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025And that, as they say, is the Tweet, “The charter of rights and freedoms exists to protect Canadians from people like us on stage, politicians who may use their power to override fundamental rights. The issue is not where you start, but where you stop". - @mark-carney.bsky.social 12532202
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Pretty sure spite is a bigger reason.cbc.caCanadian travel to the U.S. has plummeted. One reason why: fear | CBC NewsThe number of return trips among Canadians travelling to the U.S. has plummeted. Some travellers are cancelling plans due to concern over beefed up border security following the Trump administration's... 010
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The coolest dad #canpoli www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZmh...youtube.comNardwuar vs. Prime Minister Mark CarneyYouTube video by NardwuarServiette 010
Reposted by Jerk PatrolOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8859111728450
Reposted by Jerk PatrolDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 07/04/2025Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science. 365242237680
Reposted by Jerk PatrolToula Drimonis @mtltoula.bsky.social · 05/04/2025By Evan Dyer CBC. This is highly problematic. 23557316
Reposted by Jerk PatrolCorey Hogan 🇨🇦 @coreyhogan.ca · 01/04/2025👋Some news I’m running for Mark Carney's Liberals in Calgary-Confederation. I live here, work here, raise my kids here. I want to offer representation that understands the economy and the public interest and be an Alberta voice standing up for Canada at a challenging time. 🧵(1/X) 1171176304
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I just read PP's wikipedia page. I was trying to figure out if he was one of the campus conservative dweebs that wore suits to school & were always crying about everything at the UofC when I was there. Spoiler alert: he was. But that's not the crazy part 🧵1/5 100
Reposted by Jerk PatrolBarney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025If the federal party leaders left politics after the election and resumed their private sector careers: Carney: International finance and commerce Singh: Criminal defence lawyer May: Environmental lawyer / Pedneault: Journalist Blanchet: Owner artist management firm Poilievre: Calgary Sun paperboy 481373556
Reposted by Jerk PatrolBruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Thinking further: This is a sitting Premier asking our enemies - and there is no question that the current US administration is an enemy of a free and sovereign Canada - for help to influence a Canadian election for a federal party leader who better aligns with those enemies. 20523203
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Hey #alberta friends. Use your burner accounts so you don’t get spammed for eternity. www.unitedconservative.ca/insights-poll/unitedconservative.caConservative Insights Poll - The United Conservative Party 001
Reposted by Jerk PatrolPEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Naheed Nenshi - A new PM and a new cabinet allow us to reset the tone and discuss how prov and fed govts can work together to improve Albertans' lives. Instead, the Premier took it as an opportunity to make demands in the most juvenile and childish way. Her actions were insulting. #cdnpoli 50788276
Reposted by Jerk PatrolKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/03/2025Who wants some good news? The overwintering monarch population, which had plummeted last winter, has doubled this winter! www.worldwildlife.org/stories/east...worldwildlife.orgEastern Monarch Butterfly Population Nearly DoublesThe population wintering in central Mexico's forests occupied 4.42 acres, up from 2.22 acres during the previous winter. 305163424037
Reposted by Jerk PatrolJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/03/2025“If she wants to know something specific, but doesn’t want people to notice her asking questions, she should simply make incorrect statements while in the company of experts. Her companions will correct her, especially if they're men.” - Advice for female agents in WW2, provided during SOE training 140102382443
Reposted by Jerk PatrolLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/03/2025When I’m fully disassociated and I put on my active listening face 341321325
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Charlie Angus is 🔥 with the petitions lately. Sign 'em all!!! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...ourcommons.caSearch - Petitions 000
Reposted by Jerk PatrolAlberta NDP @albertandp.ca · 24/02/2025🚨 Corruption at the highest level of Alberta’s government? 🚨 Danielle Smith’s office is accused of using public money to enrich insiders. 📢 Call for an independent public inquiry NOW. 📲 Visit CorruptCare.ca to email the Premier and demand accountability. #CorruptCare youtube.com/shorts/8t83K...youtube.com🚨 Corruption at the highest level of Alberta’s government? 🚨YouTube video by Alberta NDP 410851
Reposted by Jerk PatrolCharlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Explaining to CNN the economic chaos that Donald Trump is about to unleash on his own people. We will never break or concede to an erratic thug who seems like Al Capone in his syphilitic phase trying to pull a shakedown. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ZE...youtube.comCanadian MP fires back after Trump says he wants Canada to be 51st stateYouTube video by CNN 2592784791
Reposted by Jerk PatrolCraig Renney @clrenney.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Just wrote a column on the forthcoming Canadian election - and how much of it mirrors the election here in NZ. The language and policies are scarily similar. Many thanks to @thetyee.ca for giving me a platform. thetyee.ca/Analysis/202...thetyee.caWhoa, Canada! Don’t Make Our Mistake in New Zealand | The TyeeOut of frustration we tried electing right-wing populists. Now things are worse. 13248110
Reposted by Jerk PatrolIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/01/2025American teens are flocking to a new video app 585172912350
Reposted by Jerk PatrolPalmetto State Abortion Fund @psabortionfund.bsky.social · 06/01/2025No snitching on abortion seekers.theguardian.comHere’s a New Year's resolution for Trump’s America: no snitching | Hamilton NolanChoose as your New Year’s mantra that great civic-minded slogan: ‘If you saw something, no you didn’t’ 212347
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Yell it loud for the billionaire stans in the back (via @realestatebulldog on TikTok) vm.tiktok.com/ZMk2cv6Mc/vm.tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 000
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Ugh. #yyc #yyccc www.projectcalgary.org/billionaires...projectcalgary.org🤑🛩️ Billionaires First? 001
Reposted by Jerk PatrolRed Easter Rabbit @therabbitkyle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I love Mad Magazine 168312086929
Reposted by Jerk PatrolThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 06/12/2024Parliament’s Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarfthebeaverton.comParliament's Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarfOTTAWA - Shockwaves spread throughout the House this week when staffers realized that the vaguely threatening elf watching their every move was actually the leader of the Opposition in a festive winte... 28964304
Reposted by Jerk PatrolLeeta 🇨🇦 @micropainter.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Canadians should also know that the Alberta UCP wants Harper to manage the billion dollar teachers’ pension fund that they just seized control of by firing the entire AIMCO board & CEO. The UCP also wants Albertans’ CPP. #cdnpoli #ableg #CanadaSky #Canada 05726
Jerk Patrol @jerk-patrol.bsky.social · 11/11/2024The last week has reminded me of that time the Kens took over Barbieland. 080
Reposted by Jerk PatrolJulie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 10/11/2024If you have influence over boys & young men, the single most powerful thing you could right now to meet the moment is teach them to handle rejection - whether it's rejection from a crush, not making the baseball team, not getting the internship they wanted, etc. Teach them to handle it with grace. 16826191
