Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 7hThis lecture about birds and bees went in some really unexpected directions 0106
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 9hI'm not jealous at all. Happy it happened to you and not me. So cool for you, MJM 😡 010
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 9hNot fair, you got to wake up as a character in a David Lynch film 🥺 140
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Alistair McEndry hung up his Colts and took up a life making candy and other comestibles while growing an "A for effort" mustache 150
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm going on a date to see Resident Evil tomorrow, and I plan to impress her by doing a Wilhelm scream every time anything remotely scary happens 185
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every recipe online starts like: Ah, you want to make pancakes? That puts me in mind of a tale of my youth... 010
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Someone accused me of using the oldest trick in the book, but I didn't get the trick from a book. I got it off the internet like a normal person 020
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So here's my ranking of all episodes of Twin Peaks... Interviewer: Not what this was about but go on. (In reality the interviewer was a no-show) 110
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not everyone can be a big time internet celebrity like me I guess 💅🏻 010
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wait, there are other Julies? Is this a thing now? I've had like 3 110
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a video call interview for a potential work project, and it will be the greatest challenge of my career: convincing someone I know what I'm talking about 130
Reposted by JeremyChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books. 382888564
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Someone called me the bee's knees, but don't be fooled. It was an insult based on my well documented hatred towards bees and specifically their limbs 010
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can't believe how far you've strolled into the depths of anarchy 120
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everyone in line at the bank loved my mnemonic song I use for remembering my pin! Some even wanted me to write down the lyrics for them, bless them 020
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Neither my pot nor my kettle are black, so that whole idiom is frankly a waste of time for me personally 020
Reposted by Jeremywalruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i miss the old days when you would send job applications by mail. i liked licking the stamp and putting it on the envelope. i liked licking the cover letter and resume and putting them in the envelope, which i also licked 19121
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Alright, body. I'll play by your rules and drink a glass of water. But make no mistake, you owe me one 000
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They say that if you invite a vampire into your home, they will enter. But whenever I try to do that, they always "have other plans" 010
Reposted by JeremyMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS oiling the swingset stop when you smell oatmeal placing ice cubes in orchids & hoping for bees subtle as stacked microwaves puppy, I ain’t a leg plink, plink! pearls coming off the strand rich in fruit peels backup singers taking a smoke break & THAT’S a Myanmar shave 1521439
Reposted by JeremyMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sunday. Where we turn into characters haunted by our past, unwilling to face the future. Perhaps, we think, we shall look at the miniature perfection of our glass menagerie. 5528
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Please, it would be my pleasure! I just need Tuesdays off, I'm taking a minor in sewing heads back onto bodies at community college 010
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I took a minor on beheading back in university if that helps 110
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I looked around nervously, trying to hide the panic inside. Despite my previous confident proclamation, it was very much my first rodeo, as my fellow rodeo clowns were about to find out the hard way 011
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I thought I felt a darkness in the air this morning 020
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't throw the word "majestic" around lightly, but... 010
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You're asking dangerous questions, Pam. Questions you may not like the answers to 110
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Reposted because I'll be double damned before I allow a typo 010
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If a clock in my house stops, I take away its ability to be right twice a day by removing its hands. I'll be damned before I allow a timepiece to become a metaphor 110
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I had a harrowing Uber drive where the guy wouldn't stop talking and constantly went like "ehhhhh Jeremy, you're making me drive so far man. Hey, I'm just kidding!" And "ehhhhh Jeremy this hill is going to use all my petrol I hate traveling to this area. Hey, I'm just kidding!" 040
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm watching that show Suits and boy do these lawyers get into a lot of jams 120
Reposted by JeremyPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026MAYBE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SHARE. MAYBE BE THE ONLY THING IN MY SKULL IS FREAKIN' DEPRESSION AND DEPRESSION FLAVORED WHITE NOISE. 75415
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My eyes were bigger than my stomach today; doctor said he'd never seen anything like it 061
Reposted by JeremyMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My bad mood has nothing to do with me forgetting to eat lunch & everything to do with the savage geometry of this cruel world! 220124
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Phew, thanks Owen! You've saved me from looking like a chump! 010
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sunscreen and nothing else, got it, thanks Pam! I'll tell my date you helped me 011
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm going to a BEACH tomorrow. What does one even wear there? Business casual? 230
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"Oh but AI allows anyone to bring their idea to life" Buddy, art isn't just about having an idea. It's about having that idea and bringing it to life despite not knowing how you'll do it. The struggle is what gives the art its texture, its soul, you lummox 071
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Aw, thank you Amelia 🤗 Feeling pretty happy about it myself, to be honest! 001
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I had a SECOND date today folks. Someone CHOSE to spend a second day with me, if you can believe it 111
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Happy birthday! Now that it's been wished, its mandatory to have a great day 😌 110
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 29/08/2026🤣 This is a great idea! And of course, there must be silence during The Reciting. That goes for anyone in the near vicinity 010
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The emotion on this one is palpable, such a moving piece!! 110
Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 23/08/2026One must be responsible when handling such volatile language 010
