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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 2h

A 24-hour measurement of pH levels in my stomach and esophagus to diagnose reflux

Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 3h

It is *quite* uncomfortable, but it gave me the final straw towards replacing these stupid cabinet pulls after one tried to rip the tube out of my nose

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 7h

Worst. Stillsuit. Ever. Looking like a messed up Dr Seuss character for the next 24 hours. "eat your normal foods during the 24-hour test" writes someone who has never had the test

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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fourth reason: headset-induced motion sickness

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mom, 75, endlessly scrolling Facebook: Mike Ditka died Dad, 79, also scrolling Facebook: I know, I'm watching it now Me*, deadpan: You're watching him die? *wondering why they flew from Dayton to Houston to scroll Facebook the whole fucking time

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It was helping itself to coffee and a smoothie before commuting to mouse work

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Because of bad genetics and neglected sunscreen I am now cutting acne patches smaller to fit between my wrinkles

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My husband will walk into the room asking why I'm crying in 3.. 2..

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Social anxiety progress: "You're good. You're okay the way you are, and you don't give a damn what anybody thinks." [Nods decisively at the mirror] [pause] "I DO CARE, I CARE A WHOLE LOT! WHERE'S THE KLONOPIN?!"

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When you need a ring size reducer that's only half a millimeter "Look at my new blue sapphire"

Blue painter's tape wrapped around a ring

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mamdani can't be a real person, can he? He has to be a mass fever dream.

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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Good morning

a black cat lounging with a cocktail
"I have once again decided to be difficult"

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

me until november 1st

nata_vladi_art on ig http://natavladi.com a green knit frog holding a broom and a bat wearing a pumpkin sweater and black shirts and boots next to a lateen and a ghost

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026

I'm tired of general anxiety disorder, I would like to be demoted

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 30/09/2026

Taking a beat to appreciate Fat Bear Week. Likely the all-time most successful government social media campaign by every metric. NASA has to send people to space to get the same amount of attention. Remarkable work from NPS every year to coordinate the public observation of fat bears.

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 30/09/2026

I would watch every single one of their ads, too, and not toss their Act Blue texts right into spam.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm getting it from both sides because someone named Nicholas gave my phone number to the GOP

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting out of the flood plain was a big factor for our move, but I seriously miss the parts of that house that I (re)designed. This house is so "real estate developer crapped out whatever" that it hurts

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This reminded me their Nam Khao exists and I will be plagued with a craving for the next ??? days

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fantasy: political texts end for a year on November 4th Reality: simply changes to "SEND ME $5 FOR 2028!!"

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Jentucky Fried Bitchin' @jenxer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Have you ever played using a VR headset? Playing for 2 minutes through the resulting airsickness was a triumph. I didn't care whether the plane landed.

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