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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 10h
Bid up to $32K (has a rebuilt engine). Check out the rear facing 3rd row seat
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 11h
"citizenship" is still on the wall
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12h
Mason Miller knows what he has to do, name his kid Michael King Miller
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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 12h
With apologies to fans in LA and Atlanta, I make a motion that this Padres-Brewers NLDS be made a best of 13, winner goes straight to the World Series
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Wendy Thurm @wendythurm.bsky.social · 12h
Shoot this series into my veins
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 12h
just so everyone knows I texted my brother "why can't the brewers just hit into a ground out double play already" AND THEY DID
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Phish @phish.com · 14h
More
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 14h
watching baseball, drinking whiskey
three Glencairn glasses filled with American whiskey by Woody Creek Distillers out of Basalt, CO
Bourbon (70/15/15)
High Rye 70/30 Bourbon
100% Rye
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18h
“.. Each hour, Muse updates its dossiers on you and the people you’ve mentioned in chats, messages, and emails that Muse has read. .. Even people who don’t use Muse are subject to this mapping process by other people’s Muse agents.” @time.com $META time.com/article/2026...
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i've gotten no less than 3 emails from the BU pardee school the past month for the stupid jeff flake talk today. never before have they ridden this hard for someone in emails since they started sending them to me, is he gonna teach there or something
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
who will buy the $400,000 to $500,000 starter homes out by the airport
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Pond A Little Too Serene
Pond A Little Too Serene
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: For the first time in 10 months, the U.S. admitted a refugee who is not a white South African. In September, the U.S. admitted 3,386 white South Africans and two Afghans (in D.C.) In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 16,287 white South Africans, five Afghans, and nobody else.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
87% of Seniors who Struggle to recall familiar names eat this for breakfast Christopher McDonald saying I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
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modamo @modamo.xyz · 05/10/2026
Just dope shit for a Monday
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can still create wonders
Amc theaters Instagram post showing the whalefall popcorn bucket which is a whale and a diver. You eat the pop corn out the back of the whale.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
me to those two chucklefucks after the piano drops
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WWE Triple H in the Ring
ALT: WWE Triple H in the Ring
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Dicks By Richard @dicksbyrichard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This dick swears he doesn't shoot first.
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Denverite @denverite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tentative opening dates are coming out, some as early as this week.
cpr.org
Here are Colorado’s ski resort opening dates for the 2026-2027 season
Some resorts are hoping to open “ASAP.”
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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're great skaters, though.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not want it in my words I do not want it faking birds I do not like it in my mail It really is beyond the pale I do not want it stealing art I not want it whole, or part I do not want your AI spam I hate it, hate it, Sam Altman
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Sahan Journal @sahanjournal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Multiple immigration detainees in Minnesota have been ordered released by federal judges only for them to be immediately re-detained by immigration officers at the doors of the Whipple Federal building.
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Catch, release, catch: Inside ICE's new 'farce' tactic
Multiple immigration detainees in Minnesota have been ordered released by federal judges only for them to be immediately re-detained by immigration officers at the doors of the Whipple Federal buildin...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/10/2026
“Is it my week?” my Sensible Fall Jacket will ask. “Has it finally come?” “It has, old friend,” I’ll say. “What would you like to do with your one wild and precious week of Actual Fall?” buff.ly/hotsd0n
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What I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket
“I am there to dress for the most elusive weather of all—uninterrupted high forties.” 9/22/24 9/21/25 9/30/26
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
has anyone said Return to Oz yet
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Leavitt-Palmer @leavitt-palmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those hospital bills aren't going to pay for themselves.
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James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MLB Postseason Down-to-Last-Strike Walk-Offs Kirk Gibson 1988 WS G1 2RHR vs Dennis Eckersley Iván Rodríguez 2003 NLDS G3 2R1B vs Tim Worrell Brett Phillips 2020 WS G4 2R1B/E8/E2 vs Kenley Jansen Oscar González 2022 ALDS G3 2R1B vs Clarke Schmidt Jackson Chourio 2026 NLDS G2 2R1B vs Mason Miller
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol broncos
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Dan Lucero @danlucero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The end of SD-MIL was some of the best baseball shit I’ve seen in a minute
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Padres 2026 season
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Tom's Soul Leaving Body
Alt: Tom's Soul Leaving Body
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is some real good-ass baseball theater
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
don't think mason can do it
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
god damn brewers gonna do it again huh smh
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
perfect start
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The Vote Yes on Amendment 87 Podcast @getmoresmarter.com · 04/10/2026
Michael Fields and Advance Colorado (seen here through their front group "Brighter Colorado," are telling lies so brazen they should spontaneously combust. 132 mandates felonies and increases mandatory minimum sentences for any possession of fentanyl. It doesn't dedicate one more dime to treatment.
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Ray @rayearth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a pretty privileged position to take, indicative of someone for whom 'the other side's' politics are not of THAT much import. Or do you think it's 'fun' for people whose lives and rights are threatened to figure out if it's the 'values' or the 'facts', over an egg salad sandwich?
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I RT this every time I see it
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s Korvapuustipäivä in Finland and Kanelsbullens Dag in Sweden, which is to say Cinnamon Bun Day! I happen to have a recipe for Swedish Cinnamon Buns, so of course it has to be #RecipeOfTheDay www.nigella.com/recipes/swed...
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Swedish Cinnamon Buns
Swedish Cinnamon Buns are not radically different from other cinnamon buns (and do see my Norwegian Cinnamon Buns), but they do diverge in one fundamental way: rather than having the fluffiness of, sa...
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have been waiting on this to hit the normal people news
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm sorry his name is what?
george glass, a real person apparently. we are sorry for doubting you jan
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 04/10/2026
[inner monologue] you did it shane, they couldn't tell you did any coke
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Marjie Tennyson @cranberryhorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is wrong with these stupid men?
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bdawgma.bsky.social @bdawgma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They are either incredibly stupid and ill informed or it’s deliberate. Too many occasions of this happening. Not mutually exclusive btw.
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Show creator Sherwood Schwartz commented in his memoir that there is always a subset of people who will believe everything they see. I think about that a lot.
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Carissa Véliz @carissaveliz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes we make the simple complicated. Meta's current business model depends on #surveillance; therefore, the incentive is for it to design products to further that surveillance, not to benefit you (much less your friends and family!). www.wired.com/story/muse-c...
wired.com
Muse Creates Detailed Profiles of All Your Friends and Family
Millions have downloaded Meta’s AI agent Muse. But getting it to do your bidding comes with privacy costs.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
getting real tired of seeing shitty texac PAC ads in colorado
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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jensuths @jensuths.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
buffs defense trying to impress the @nuggets.bsky.social
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eight years ago today the Saudi government murdered WaPo columnist Jamaal Khashoggi. Today they own 49.5% of the biggest media/news company in America.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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