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Fat Prophets

@jennytulls.northsky.social
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 10h
My idea of being wealthy is having the money to eat any kind of food I want when I'm craving it, instead of having to preplan for affordability I'm craving a big bowl of real ramen instead of the crappy (but reliable) cheap ass store stuff. I am not too good for maruchan! But I want the real stuff.
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Void dot jpeg @ohnoitstoday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ho ho ho, its October #art #comic #illustration #void
A 4 panel comic.

Panel one has void, a fat blob creature wearing a witches hat and carrying a tiny broom. There is a pumpkin at their feet. The panel says "I love fall."
Void is saying "trick or treeeet"

Panel two say "from summoning unspeakable horrors..." in this panel Void is kneeling in a cemetery. They are reaching up in awe to touch the purplish robe being worn by an enormous, green-skinned three-eyed tentacle faced horror.

Panel three says "-to being warm and cozy..."
In this panel Void is content, sitting on a floor, wrapped in a blanket that looks suspiciously like the Horror's robe from the previous panel. Behind them is a partially open curtain, revealing a crescent moon smirking down. 

Panel four says "-it makes me feel renewed."
In the panel, Void is saying "wooooo" while lifting a cup of pumpkin flavored coffee ceremonially to the moon. There is a bare tree behind them, and a purple and green fall sky. Accompanying Void is their little white dog, head thrown back, joyously awooooo-ing with Void to the moon.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hot damn, it's Void! Certified fresh!
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cancertopia.redbubble.com Buy some art! It's good for morale!
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Cancertopia is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm tired of normie sleep schedules dictating my existence. I dont want to have a fucked up circadian rhythm but I do. Thats why if you vote for me this November, I pledge to create Night City. Its a normal city, but operates at night. Night time DMV, grocery stores, doctors.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's immensely frustrating to be a person with a specific type of kidney disease, who has to avoid protein to protect my kidneys, and live in this MAHA hellscape that has resulted in extra protein being shoved into every fucking food.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like.... i'm a disabled person in a relationship with another disabled person, and we need a car currently- HOWEVER!!!! That doesn't change that we need better infrastructure to make it safer for bikers on the road! People riding bikes deserve to be safe and should be celebrated!
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
So this whole Russian infectious mystery pneumonia lab leak thing is probably fine, right?
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ferris Wheel of the damned, probably #photography 📷
A vividly glowing red ferris wheel against a black night sky.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Built like me fr fr
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think a movie should be made about the editor/owner of the local newspaper and his battle against the corrupt government and sheriff's office in my extremely small home town. He has valiantly exposed so much shit thats been entrenched in a tiny community for generations.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
When i die I want the sickos meme on my tombstone, but like lenticular style, with the other image to be one of those terrible comics with all the cartoon characters crying like they just heard about 9/11. But the cartoon characters have to be the minions and jesus
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh hey its me
A black and white photo of me. I'm in a black dress with flowers. I have slightly damp dark hair, unbrushed after a shower, and like 10 million freckles on my face and chest.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember when shit on the internet was funny and weird sometimes instead of just dire and soul crushing? Oh also Remember Cronuts? When we collectively decided to eat croissant donuts? Those were pretty okay! We we should bring those back too.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
My doctor wants to put me on a very specific diet. Unfortunately half the stuff in that diet plan are things that fully destroy my stomach. Alas, things that are good for me cause me pain, the only things my body thrives on are cigarettes and monster
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry to keep doing this but i am very concerned about this beloved mutual & if anyone knows how to get in touch with them please lmk
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
What in the world Some old fella is trying to chat me up on a board game app. Like for playing board games. Motherfucker I am trying to get good tiles in Azul, not get hit on by a dude in his 60s. Also my profile pic is a fucking cartoon crab. He sure did vanish when I said my name was James, tho
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dated a guy who looked like a Borzoi once ama
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I say once more: bkark
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Waow romanse
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Hi Mrs. Miller, can Jimmy come out and play?" #art #spooky #repost #painting 🎨
A painting. You're shining your flashlight into the inky black night from your porch. In your yard are 5 small ghostly apparitions, with red light bleeding from what can only be eye holes. Some of them appear to have tentacles? They call up to you in chattering voices. "Hi Mrs. Miller, can Jimmy come out and play?"
You sigh. 
 "It's 3am guys, come out earlier next time." 
They vanish.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm thinking about doing another in this series, what do we think
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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🌦️Wifeguy Auteur🌦️ @delugeduvall.effigyfilms.com · 25/09/2026
if “we’re all cam girls in a surveillance state” ya’ll better be acting in solidarity with actual fucking cam girls 😒
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, it can't, but people about to be kicked off of Medicaid all over this country do, too bad we dont collectively give a shit about that instead of the newest "is AI.... alive?!?!" PR stunts. Fuck you, Science Magazine.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Good Morning, Fred!' #art #illustration #painting #surreal 🎨
A painting of a beautiful sunrise. You're out for a walk on the gently rolling hills, enjoing the air. You look up to see an enormous one-eyed creature looming above, smoke trailing from its unsettling skin. It's eye is a dark liquid abyss, gazing at you. It's claw-like hand grips a hill as large as your house. There is no mouth. In your head, you hear, "Good morning, Fred!"
You nod back, like you do every morning. 
"Good morning, Carl."

The painting is in muted pastel tones.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Good Morning, Fred!' #art #illustration #painting #surreal 🎨
A painting of a beautiful sunrise. You're out for a walk on the gently rolling hills, enjoing the air. You look up to see an enormous one-eyed creature looming above, smoke trailing from its unsettling skin. It's eye is a dark liquid abyss, gazing at you. It's claw-like hand grips a hill as large as your house. There is no mouth. In your head, you hear, "Good morning, Fred!"
You nod back, like you do every morning. 
"Good morning, Carl."

The painting is in muted pastel tones.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah Link has that BDE (Big Deku Energy (hes a scrub))
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you see this post some cats
A painting of a translucent ghost cat in reds and pale bluesA painting of a dandy lion in a suit, smugly looking at the viewer. He's in a blavk void with strong lighting on the left side of his face and suit. He has a red waistcoat.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alternatively, the softer version (This one is the original without the digital overlay edit I did on the darker one) #art #illustration #painting 🎨
A painting of puffy pastel clouds over serene valleys and hills. The sky is a mix of blues and pale peach shades, the clouds are purple and pink, and the pale green hills below have blue and purple shadows.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Clouds Version 7.4 #art #illustration #painting 🎨
A valley in shadows, with colorful and dark clouds puffed overhead. The cords are dark blue and orange and red, the sky is gray and teal, and valley below in shades of gray and yellow and teal.
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Julie - TrexPushups @trexpushups.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hi, I'm Julie! After losing my job I moved from North Carolina to be safe in Oregon because I am trans. I am raising money to finish the move. Please share and donate if you can gofund.me/60b1e917 #helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest
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Donate to Help Julie Find Safety in Oregon, organized by Julie Kitchen
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's your favorite gif?
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Two Men Arms Crossed Flex
Alt: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers greeting each other with an exceptionally sweaty and kind of homoerotic clasping of hands, arms pulling each other in, in a celebration of masculinity, fraternity, and bro-ish comradery. It's a clip from the movie Predator.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothing Ever Changes In Suburbia Except The Seasons #photography #overprocessing #art 📸
An orange, pale blue, and maroon tinted photo of a suburban street, quiet and calm. There are similar looking mid-range houses with similar looking mid-range cars parked in the front. The sun is setting somewhere off to the right of the scene and the trees that are tall enough to catch the remaining light are ablaze in orange. The photo quality is poor, the framing isnt quite right, the subject matter is mundane. It's a vibe.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am 30 or 40 years old, how do i forget *every single year* that I have fall allergies and as soon as temps drop a little I will have a constant migraine and need to take allegra.
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 22/09/2026
THE DEVIL: time to reap what you have sewn MARTHA STEWART: isn't that supposed to be "sown"? THE DEVIL: you're not a fucking farmer, Martha. now get to pulling these stitches.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trying to think of what if any implications there are for spinocerebellar diseases and conditions like Multiple System Atrophy, could this lead to a cure so no one else ever has to suffer and die like my mom? Hugely exciting
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
I make posts that go so hard that they get no likes, I assume because people are intimidated by my immense prowess with words
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sha sha sha
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh man, do you remember that time I got married on the 21st of September so I would never forget our anniversary? Fucking meme ass marriage. Happy platonic anniversary @chrise.bsky.social
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ai is like the asshole bully's stupid best friend from grade school; a syncophantic dick sucking machine that cant do math or spell, but can absolutely steal the nerdy kid's comic books, paint over it with piss yellow highlighter, and say "you made this, king!"
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brown Stele (Alt text, an ancient rectangular clay(?) tablet with a face. It has narrowed eyes and pursed lips. Its judging you. Also it kind of looks like Blue Steel from Zoolander)
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
I edited a trailer for a phone game today, and I'm feeling really proud of myself. No weird gross clickbait bullshit, just game. Also, ita the first time ive ever made any kind of video, so thats neat! A new skill has been unlocked!
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ever heard a lady from South Boston say sarsaparilla? Now thats some entertainment
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
I used to play that old MOBA, Paragon, like... fuck a decade ago? I knew that they had a spiritual successor in Predecesor and I decided to actually give it a try and gee gosh, I still fucking suck butts at MOBAs, who could have guessed! It is fun as hell though.
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Fat Prophets @jennytulls.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trans people shouldn't have to fucking convince you that they are human and deserve rights. Black people shouldn't have to fucking convince you that they are human and deserve rights. You should already treat people like people, no one should have to force you to have empathy.
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
describing Bennett Foddy games as ‘the dark souls of using limbs’
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