Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 04/03/20253rd day out of the last 4 seeing the absolutely wrong side of 5am. I've been awake for an hour. These brain weasels can go jump off a cliff. 140
Reposted by JenneviereEpiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 24/02/2025brb signing the government up for some sweet discounts 😏 17217
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 13/02/2025Had to call FAFSA today for an error in connecting student to parent forms. FAFSA phone support: You need to find an old Dell computer to complete this form. Me, an intellectual: FFS NO. That's not how this works. I would have thrown my phone if I wasn't laughing so hard. 010
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/02/2025BAY AREA: Grab your wigs, your David sweaters, your Roland plaids, your Jocelyn WHATEVERS, and join this Sat as we traipse about and enjoy the finest fruit wine Herb Ertlinger has to offer. Don't act like a disgruntled pelican... invite your friends: the MORE the MOIRA-IER! 🖤 lu.ma/8k6httd5lu.maMoira Rose's Annual Grand Tour of the Finest Establishments · LumaAh, my dear darlings, gather 'round for an evening of unparalleled sophistication and whimsy! Join me, Moira Rose, on an opulent journey through the most… 161
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 06/02/2025Not even long distance friends. All friends. [grabby hands] GIMME. 2100
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/02/2025I don’t think people realize what a flex it is to just be able to turn plenty of my ears off when I’m overhearing a really fucking stupid or annoying conversation happening around me. #HexingAid #HoH 290
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 02/02/2025A year ago I shared a photo of our sleeping cat in a Sphynx cat group, and in solid proof that the internet can still be a place of whimsey and magic, I got this unsolicited photoshop version back which is absolutely [chefskiss]. 1340
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 01/02/2025My latest tattoo is finally ready to make its debut! The negative space piece is the most design-intensive piece @dotstolines.bsky.social and I have worked on together, and this is just part 1. I can’t wait to see her in her final form, and for now I absolutely love her just the way she is. 0100
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 31/01/2025Last night TinyHuman™ came up to hug me. I thought to myself "awww yeah, such a good human, coming to give their parent some love after a long day" No, no, they were just excited I got them their favourite oat milk creamer that they saw in the fridge and the hug was my thank you. 240
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 29/01/2025Throw back to that time 9 years ago when @tiny-human.bsky.social was unintentionally hilarious. 050
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025dear recruiters: for the love of all that is worthwhile do not do this how absolute dare My name is right there for you to ctrl+c, ctrl+v I paid good money for this name. You will use every. single. letter. 190
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025A year ago we hosted a butter party. In case anyone is wondering: a butter tasting party is a GREAT idea. Highly recommend getting together with several friends, grabbing some fancy butters, making some butter conveyance vehicles, and figuring out which are your favourites. 060
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025And as quickly as he came into our lives, so, too, swiftly he left... Off you pop, Cinder. Go find Mercutio, he'll show you around. 🐾 2100
Reposted by JenneviereMina Markham @minamarkh.am · 25/01/2025Yes I am paying attention. Yes I am scared. But right now, I’m choosing joy. I’ll freak out later. 617810
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 24/01/2025Today I went to my happy place (the cheese counter) and discovered that there's a thing called White Stilton with Apricot and this little cheese-based life form is SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. It has been added to my current Emotional Support Cheese™ stash. #EmotionalSupportCheese 2141
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 22/01/2025I've officially re-started (again) #HouseOfLeaves by Mark Z Danielewski. The first time I read this book I, as a young adult, became scared of the dark for 6 months. I'm excited and terrified. #HoL 210
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 18/01/2025Throw back to that time I went bowling with my sleeping baby on my back (and wore a colour other than black), ~17 years and a fafillion lifetimes ago. 1400
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 15/01/2025You can take the girl out of Minnesota (over 2 decades ago now!) but our taste buds are another story... 3743
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 13/01/2025Happy 10th Anniversary to Schitts Creek! Friendly reminder that in just over a month we'll be paying homage to Moira and all the rest with the 2nd Annual Moira Rose event in San Francisco. Join us! lu.ma/8k6httd5lu.maMoira Rose's Annual Grand Tour of the Finest Establishments · LumaAh, my dear darlings, gather 'round for an evening of unparalleled sophistication and whimsy! Join me, Moira Rose, on an opulent journey through the most… 010
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 12/01/2025Oh hey, apparently it's national Kiss a Ginger Day. As a pseudo-ginger (both with my hair and my nickname of GingerBeer) I welcome you to celebrate while also listening to this delightful song from one of my faves: www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Xb...youtube.comPrejudice - Tim Minchin And The Heritage Orchestra: Live At The Royal AlbertYouTube video by Comedy Dynamics 010
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 12/01/2025I've officially reached the point of being a Californian where my adrenaline doesn't spike for *every* earthquake and I judge them by how much the hanging stemware tinkles. 130
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 10/01/2025You've not lived until you've had a teenager and their teenage friend come home while you're in the middle of bleaching your roots as a middle-aged white woman to witness you in your shower-capped glory. Thank god for wine. 2110
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 10/01/2025Please enjoy these (well earned) BAPBAPBAPS that Cinder artfully doles out to Bast (they'd been wrestling up to this point - everyone's fine). Sound ON. 🔊 #KvotheBastAndCinder 120
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 08/01/2025I just made a #HoH joke to my cat after the smoke alarm went off. First week back from winter break working at home alone is going great, why do you ask? 210
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 07/01/2025Hey San Francisco (and surrounding Bay Area): SAVE THE DATE, our special day is in just a couple of months! 💍👰♀️🔔💐 #BridesOfMarch2025 #BridesOfMarchbridesofmarch.orgBrides of MarchThe Brides of March is an annual event that takes place in San Francisco, California and other cities around the globe on or around March 15. 120
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/12/2024We adopted Cinder 6 days ago. The first day he spent with us he hissed at anything that moved (and some that didn't: the futon got a STERN talking to from him). Today he cat-trapped me by sleeping in my lap for over an hour. He's settling in just fine. #KvotheBastAndCinder #ThisIsCinder 190
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 27/12/2024Randomly thinking about that time during #BridesOfMarch2024 when a stranger invited me into the single occupancy bathroom because she didn’t want our convo about the event to be interrupted, said, “I’m fine with you hearing me pee.” Honestly, such a wholesome moment. 010
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 27/12/2024Just hanging out in that weird liminal week between Christmas and the new year that feels like a strange portal of nothingness 020
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 23/12/2024#BayArea friends: mark your calendars for Feb 15 and join us: the Moira the merrier! #MoiraRose #SchittsCreek #MoiraRosePubCrawllu.maMoira Rose's Annual Grand Tour of the Finest Establishments · LumaAh, my dear darlings, gather 'round for an evening of unparalleled sophistication and whimsy! Join me, Moira Rose, on an opulent journey through the most… 031
Reposted by JenneviereJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one 208116091422
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 21/12/2024On the upside, my Apple Watch's fall detection tech works perfectly. On the downside: ow. 010
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 17/12/2024Throw back to 2003, me on the cover of Rochester Magazine in my home state of Minnesota with the famous Transparent Man. 2120
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/12/2024Last night's sunset was ❤️🔥 (please excuse my neighbour's ugly backyard shack) 030
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 09/12/2024I'm going to need to listen to this at least a fafillion more times to catch all the references she's built into this amazing new poem. #Wickedyoutu.beWicked | Do Us Good - Amanda GormanYouTube video by Wicked Movie 000
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 09/12/2024IT BEGINS (I mean, it began a while ago because potato dough needed to be made, but...) 130
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 08/12/2024This makes me cry the very best tears, every single holiday season. 130
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 08/12/2024@gvaughnjoy.bsky.social do you have a shareable version of your epic Paramount thread? I was just talking to someone about it and want to 1: read it again myself but more importantly 2: share it with them 💚 120
Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/12/2024Washington, Oregon, and California: if you don't already have MyShake (earthquake early warning app), do it. myshake.berkeley.edu It correctly predicted the earthquake in my location and gave me probably a 45 second (maybe more) heads up before I felt shaking so I could get to safety just in case.myshake.berkeley.eduHomeMyShake delivers ShakeAlert across California! Have earthquake information at your fingertips, see damage reports shared by citizen scientists like you, help us build a global seismic network. Earthqu... 220
Reposted by JenneviereAnthony Edwards @edwardsanthonyb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Photos: The sunrise in San Francisco was stunning today — here‘s why www.sfchronicle.com/weather/arti...sfchronicle.comPhotos: The sunrise in San Francisco was stunning today — here‘s whyEvaporating rain showers over San Francisco contributed to a stunning sunrise and rainbow Thursday morning, eventually resulting in light rain in the North Bay 072
Reposted by JenneviereMicah @rincewind.run · 04/12/2024deeply depressing watching the six unelected rulers of America debate how many of my friends’ rights to take away because none of them believe my friends are real people trans rights are human rights 192726760