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Jenneviere

@jenneviere.com
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Community builder, actor, singer, pottymouth. Schitt's Creek gifs are my love language. Find me at jenneviere.com

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 04/03/2025
3rd day out of the last 4 seeing the absolutely wrong side of 5am. I've been awake for an hour. These brain weasels can go jump off a cliff.
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Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
brb signing the government up for some sweet discounts 😏
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 13/02/2025
A Thursday? In THIS economy??
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 13/02/2025
Had to call FAFSA today for an error in connecting student to parent forms. FAFSA phone support: You need to find an old Dell computer to complete this form. Me, an intellectual: FFS NO. That's not how this works. I would have thrown my phone if I wasn't laughing so hard.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/02/2025
BAY AREA: Grab your wigs, your David sweaters, your Roland plaids, your Jocelyn WHATEVERS, and join this Sat as we traipse about and enjoy the finest fruit wine Herb Ertlinger has to offer. Don't act like a disgruntled pelican... invite your friends: the MORE the MOIRA-IER! 🖤 lu.ma/8k6httd5
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Moira Rose's Annual Grand Tour of the Finest Establishments · Luma
Ah, my dear darlings, gather 'round for an evening of unparalleled sophistication and whimsy! Join me, Moira Rose, on an opulent journey through the most…
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 06/02/2025
Not even long distance friends. All friends. [grabby hands] GIMME.
Post that says "staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like
"made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk:" "lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express"
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/02/2025
I don’t think people realize what a flex it is to just be able to turn plenty of my ears off when I’m overhearing a really fucking stupid or annoying conversation happening around me. #HexingAid #HoH
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 02/02/2025
A year ago I shared a photo of our sleeping cat in a Sphynx cat group, and in solid proof that the internet can still be a place of whimsey and magic, I got this unsolicited photoshop version back which is absolutely [chefskiss].
Photoshopped image of a hairless cat in a shrimp pose appearing to be in the middle of a dive off a diving board into a pool, with the photoshopped caption reading "an unidentified participant at the National Aquatic Diving Competition" and the share link titled "Canadian Academy of Sports Nutrition"
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 01/02/2025
My latest tattoo is finally ready to make its debut! The negative space piece is the most design-intensive piece @dotstolines.bsky.social and I have worked on together, and this is just part 1. I can’t wait to see her in her final form, and for now I absolutely love her just the way she is.
Woman with orange hair sits showing both arms bent up, straight hands held at her face. She has a tattoo on each arm, one is a negative space version of the inverse of the other.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 31/01/2025
Last night TinyHuman™ came up to hug me. I thought to myself "awww yeah, such a good human, coming to give their parent some love after a long day" No, no, they were just excited I got them their favourite oat milk creamer that they saw in the fridge and the hug was my thank you.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 29/01/2025
Throw back to that time 9 years ago when @tiny-human.bsky.social was unintentionally hilarious.
Screenshot that reads: 
TinyHuman™: [while giving me a back massage] "I'm getting really good at being a... massage-a-nist"
Me: [through stifled laughter] "No, no my love. 'Massage therapist'. A misogynist is something else entirely."
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025
dear recruiters: for the love of all that is worthwhile do not do this how absolute dare My name is right there for you to ctrl+c, ctrl+v I paid good money for this name. You will use every. single. letter.
a screenshot of an email exchange where the replying human, Shannon, shortens the name of the sender from Jenneviere to "jen"
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025
A year ago we hosted a butter party. In case anyone is wondering: a butter tasting party is a GREAT idea. Highly recommend getting together with several friends, grabbing some fancy butters, making some butter conveyance vehicles, and figuring out which are your favourites.
A wooden cutting board with 9 different kinds of butter, along with their wrappers.A table filled with several kinds of bread, rolls, and a selection of butters on a cutting board.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025
And as quickly as he came into our lives, so, too, swiftly he left... Off you pop, Cinder. Go find Mercutio, he'll show you around. 🐾
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 25/01/2025
Sneak peek!
A woman with orange hair laying on a tattoo table being tattooed by a man wearing black gloves
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 25/01/2025
#KuzcosPoison
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Mina Markham @minamarkh.am · 25/01/2025
Yes I am paying attention. Yes I am scared. But right now, I’m choosing joy. I’ll freak out later.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 24/01/2025
Today I went to my happy place (the cheese counter) and discovered that there's a thing called White Stilton with Apricot and this little cheese-based life form is SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. It has been added to my current Emotional Support Cheese™ stash. #EmotionalSupportCheese
Many cheeses in a cheese cooler
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 22/01/2025
I've officially re-started (again) #HouseOfLeaves by Mark Z Danielewski. The first time I read this book I, as a young adult, became scared of the dark for 6 months. I'm excited and terrified. #HoL
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 18/01/2025
Throw back to that time I went bowling with my sleeping baby on my back (and wore a colour other than black), ~17 years and a fafillion lifetimes ago.
A woman in browns and reds holds a pink bowling ball, getting ready to bowl, with a sleeping infant in a cloth carrier wrapped and tied to her back.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 15/01/2025
You can take the girl out of Minnesota (over 2 decades ago now!) but our taste buds are another story...
Grogu makes a "hork" face and the words above read "Try it, it's not that spicy" and "Minnesotans:"
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 14/01/2025
So elegant. #KvotheBastAndCinder #ThisIsCinder
A smoke seal point siamese sphynx (hairless cat) with green eyes rests on a grey pillow bathed in sunlight.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 13/01/2025
Happy 10th Anniversary to Schitts Creek! Friendly reminder that in just over a month we'll be paying homage to Moira and all the rest with the 2nd Annual Moira Rose event in San Francisco. Join us! lu.ma/8k6httd5
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Moira Rose's Annual Grand Tour of the Finest Establishments · Luma
Ah, my dear darlings, gather 'round for an evening of unparalleled sophistication and whimsy! Join me, Moira Rose, on an opulent journey through the most…
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 12/01/2025
Oh hey, apparently it's national Kiss a Ginger Day. As a pseudo-ginger (both with my hair and my nickname of GingerBeer) I welcome you to celebrate while also listening to this delightful song from one of my faves: www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Xb...
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Prejudice - Tim Minchin And The Heritage Orchestra: Live At The Royal Albert
YouTube video by Comedy Dynamics
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 12/01/2025
I've officially reached the point of being a Californian where my adrenaline doesn't spike for *every* earthquake and I judge them by how much the hanging stemware tinkles.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/01/2025
My Saturday, everyone.
A cardboard sign that says "Camp 'fuck you I'm a wizard'", beneath which it reads "Camp rues: 1. drinking 2. magic" with a cap and a wand drawn below.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 10/01/2025
You've not lived until you've had a teenager and their teenage friend come home while you're in the middle of bleaching your roots as a middle-aged white woman to witness you in your shower-capped glory. Thank god for wine.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 10/01/2025
Please enjoy these (well earned) BAPBAPBAPS that Cinder artfully doles out to Bast (they'd been wrestling up to this point - everyone's fine). Sound ON. 🔊 #KvotheBastAndCinder
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 08/01/2025
I just made a #HoH joke to my cat after the smoke alarm went off. First week back from winter break working at home alone is going great, why do you ask?
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 07/01/2025
Hey San Francisco (and surrounding Bay Area): SAVE THE DATE, our special day is in just a couple of months! 💍👰‍♀️🔔💐 #BridesOfMarch2025 #BridesOfMarch
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Brides of March
The Brides of March is an annual event that takes place in San Francisco, California and other cities around the globe on or around March 15.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/12/2024
We adopted Cinder 6 days ago. The first day he spent with us he hissed at anything that moved (and some that didn't: the futon got a STERN talking to from him). Today he cat-trapped me by sleeping in my lap for over an hour. He's settling in just fine. #KvotheBastAndCinder #ThisIsCinder
A black smoke seal point sphynx cat lays on a lap under a multicolored blanket with his eyes closed
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 27/12/2024
Randomly thinking about that time during #BridesOfMarch2024 when a stranger invited me into the single occupancy bathroom because she didn’t want our convo about the event to be interrupted, said, “I’m fine with you hearing me pee.” Honestly, such a wholesome moment.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 27/12/2024
Just hanging out in that weird liminal week between Christmas and the new year that feels like a strange portal of nothingness
A woman with bright orange hair wearing a black shirt looks straight into the camera
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 23/12/2024
#BayArea friends: mark your calendars for Feb 15 and join us: the Moira the merrier! #MoiraRose #SchittsCreek #MoiraRosePubCrawl
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Moira Rose's Annual Grand Tour of the Finest Establishments · Luma
Ah, my dear darlings, gather 'round for an evening of unparalleled sophistication and whimsy! Join me, Moira Rose, on an opulent journey through the most…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 21/12/2024
On the upside, my Apple Watch's fall detection tech works perfectly. On the downside: ow.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 17/12/2024
Throw back to 2003, me on the cover of Rochester Magazine in my home state of Minnesota with the famous Transparent Man.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/12/2024
Last night's sunset was ❤️‍🔥 (please excuse my neighbour's ugly backyard shack)
a bright red sunset over the top of san francisco houses in the distance, with a rundown shack in the foreground
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 09/12/2024
I'm going to need to listen to this at least a fafillion more times to catch all the references she's built into this amazing new poem. #Wicked
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Wicked | Do Us Good - Amanda Gorman
YouTube video by Wicked Movie
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 09/12/2024
IT BEGINS (I mean, it began a while ago because potato dough needed to be made, but...)
A lefse griddle, bamboo turning sticks, and rolling pin sit on top of a counter
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 08/12/2024
This makes me cry the very best tears, every single holiday season.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 08/12/2024
@gvaughnjoy.bsky.social do you have a shareable version of your epic Paramount thread? I was just talking to someone about it and want to 1: read it again myself but more importantly 2: share it with them 💚
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 08/12/2024
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 07/12/2024
Alright Saturday: let's do this.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/12/2024
Washington, Oregon, and California: if you don't already have MyShake (earthquake early warning app), do it. myshake.berkeley.edu It correctly predicted the earthquake in my location and gave me probably a 45 second (maybe more) heads up before I felt shaking so I could get to safety just in case.
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Home
MyShake delivers ShakeAlert across California! Have earthquake information at your fingertips, see damage reports shared by citizen scientists like you, help us build a global seismic network. Earthqu...
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/12/2024
Bay Area Friends - heads up
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Anthony Edwards @edwardsanthonyb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Photos: The sunrise in San Francisco was stunning today — here‘s why www.sfchronicle.com/weather/arti...
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Photos: The sunrise in San Francisco was stunning today — here‘s why
Evaporating rain showers over San Francisco contributed to a stunning sunrise and rainbow Thursday morning, eventually resulting in light rain in the North Bay
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/12/2024
Sunrise in San Francisco this morning was [chefskiss].
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/12/2024
deeply depressing watching the six unelected rulers of America debate how many of my friends’ rights to take away because none of them believe my friends are real people trans rights are human rights
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 04/12/2024
No really. I promise. We love hiking. #Latergram
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