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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 18/03/2025

Ours got retrofitted when it was raised an entire story in the 90s, and she shimmies but it's on purpose. Like a willow branch in the wind, she bends so she doesn't break. Glad you have that, too. 🖤

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 04/03/2025

3rd day out of the last 4 seeing the absolutely wrong side of 5am. I've been awake for an hour. These brain weasels can go jump off a cliff.

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Epiphora @epiphora.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

brb signing the government up for some sweet discounts 😏

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 19/02/2025

I live for a good petty hex and "may your cookies always taste weird" is a GREAT one.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 13/02/2025

A Thursday? In THIS economy??

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 13/02/2025

Had to call FAFSA today for an error in connecting student to parent forms. FAFSA phone support: You need to find an old Dell computer to complete this form. Me, an intellectual: FFS NO. That's not how this works. I would have thrown my phone if I wasn't laughing so hard.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/02/2025

It's an AMAZING show. The first whole season takes a bit of effort to get through, but that's on purpose. The story arcs are amazing. I've watched probably over a dozen times. My friends in Schitt's Creek kept me company during some of my hardest life times. A+++. Can't recommend highly enough.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/02/2025

BAY AREA: Grab your wigs, your David sweaters, your Roland plaids, your Jocelyn WHATEVERS, and join this Sat as we traipse about and enjoy the finest fruit wine Herb Ertlinger has to offer. Don't act like a disgruntled pelican... invite your friends: the MORE the MOIRA-IER! 🖤 lu.ma/8k6httd5

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Moira Rose's Annual Grand Tour of the Finest Establishments · Luma

Ah, my dear darlings, gather 'round for an evening of unparalleled sophistication and whimsy! Join me, Moira Rose, on an opulent journey through the most…

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 09/02/2025

Yet another signal that it's easier to destroy things than to build them.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 07/02/2025

I mean: same Jiji, same. Game recognize game. 🤟

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 07/02/2025

Egyptian wig blep is a 12/10 blep, IMO

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 06/02/2025

sure! just let me know if it's text or signal that's best!

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 06/02/2025

Not even long distance friends. All friends. [grabby hands] GIMME.

Post that says "staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like
"made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk:" "lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express"

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/02/2025

That was supposed to read “one of my ears” but I like “plenty”, it makes me sound even more otherworldly.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/02/2025

Sometimes I wish it were more obvious though: like a big remote control I can just point at the offenders, rather than just pushing a button on my phone.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/02/2025

I don’t think people realize what a flex it is to just be able to turn plenty of my ears off when I’m overhearing a really fucking stupid or annoying conversation happening around me. #HexingAid #HoH

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 02/02/2025

right?? the level of detail

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 02/02/2025

A year ago I shared a photo of our sleeping cat in a Sphynx cat group, and in solid proof that the internet can still be a place of whimsey and magic, I got this unsolicited photoshop version back which is absolutely [chefskiss].

Photoshopped image of a hairless cat in a shrimp pose appearing to be in the middle of a dive off a diving board into a pool, with the photoshopped caption reading "an unidentified participant at the National Aquatic Diving Competition" and the share link titled "Canadian Academy of Sports Nutrition"

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 01/02/2025

Thankfully they are generous with their hugs and I *do* get plain old "I love you" hugs in there, too. Shocking no one, my child is very physically affectionate. 🤣

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 01/02/2025

My latest tattoo is finally ready to make its debut! The negative space piece is the most design-intensive piece @dotstolines.bsky.social and I have worked on together, and this is just part 1. I can’t wait to see her in her final form, and for now I absolutely love her just the way she is.

Woman with orange hair sits showing both arms bent up, straight hands held at her face. She has a tattoo on each arm, one is a negative space version of the inverse of the other.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 31/01/2025

Don't get me wrong, I'll take it, I was just under false pretenses as to why I earned it. 🤣

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 31/01/2025

Last night TinyHuman™ came up to hug me. I thought to myself "awww yeah, such a good human, coming to give their parent some love after a long day" No, no, they were just excited I got them their favourite oat milk creamer that they saw in the fridge and the hug was my thank you.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 29/01/2025

Throw back to that time 9 years ago when @tiny-human.bsky.social was unintentionally hilarious.

Screenshot that reads:
TinyHuman™: [while giving me a back massage] "I'm getting really good at being a... massage-a-nist"
Me: [through stifled laughter] "No, no my love. 'Massage therapist'. A misogynist is something else entirely."

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 29/01/2025

Oooh I love him - he's coming to SF soon-ish, but man tickets are pricey. I'd have already organized a group outing if they were more reasonable...

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 29/01/2025

I grew up in a small town about 30 miles from the Mayo Clinic. I'm so sorry. There is a reason I left (well, many reasons, but there's a special kind of horribleness to rural midwestern hatred and bigotry).

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025

it's just INCREDIBLY presumptuous. If you WERE "christopher" in your email sig, your email address, your social media, your linked in, etc I would *never* presume to call you Chris unless you told me that it was what you preferred.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025

Oh "Shan" will absolutely be getting a correction once I am done being furious.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025

dear recruiters: for the love of all that is worthwhile do not do this how absolute dare My name is right there for you to ctrl+c, ctrl+v I paid good money for this name. You will use every. single. letter.

a screenshot of an email exchange where the replying human, Shannon, shortens the name of the sender from Jenneviere to "jen"

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025

A year ago we hosted a butter party. In case anyone is wondering: a butter tasting party is a GREAT idea. Highly recommend getting together with several friends, grabbing some fancy butters, making some butter conveyance vehicles, and figuring out which are your favourites.

A wooden cutting board with 9 different kinds of butter, along with their wrappers.

A table filled with several kinds of bread, rolls, and a selection of butters on a cutting board.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025

And as quickly as he came into our lives, so, too, swiftly he left... Off you pop, Cinder. Go find Mercutio, he'll show you around. 🐾

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 26/01/2025

This was brand new, had like <100 miles on it (a 2022) and for a hot second I was intimidated and then remembered: literal soccer moms drive these, they have all the bells and whistles, if they can do it I can do it. Still: was a yacht.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 26/01/2025

This is the suburban I had to drive out to burning man a couple of years ago (a rental, for the main fleet). I am by no means a tall human but this is RIDICULOUS soccer mom energy that no one needs.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 25/01/2025

I **promise** you I'm not being a pickme here but I'd argue Matilda is right up there in movie>book, too (both the earlier movie and the new movie musical, for different reasons).

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Mina Markham @minamarkh.am · 25/01/2025

Yes I am paying attention. Yes I am scared. But right now, I’m choosing joy. I’ll freak out later.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 24/01/2025

A friend - as I was gushing to them about this cheese - said Trader Joe's often carries it, which... [mindblown]

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 24/01/2025

(calories when I need them is because, in tandem, I both have a tiny little bird stomach and can't eat a ton at once *and* am hypoglycemic, so when my blood sugar drops things get... wonky. On-demand cheese to the rescue!)

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 24/01/2025

For anyone curious about Emotional Support Cheese™: whenever I travel one of the first things I do is find a grocery and buy a few small kinds of cheese and some crackers. This way, no matter the hotel restaurant situation, I am assured of calories when I need them. 🧀

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 24/01/2025

Today I went to my happy place (the cheese counter) and discovered that there's a thing called White Stilton with Apricot and this little cheese-based life form is SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. It has been added to my current Emotional Support Cheese™ stash. #EmotionalSupportCheese

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 22/01/2025

Huh I would have thought you'd quite enjoy it - there are ciphers and symbolism and all sorts of fun (and some not so fun) clues and sub-plots.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 22/01/2025

In this current read (I'm still in the very early chapters) I learned about this phrase: hapax legomenon A hapax legomenon is a word that is only used once in a written work. Danielewski highlights HoL’s most notable hapax legomenon in red ink.

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 22/01/2025

I've officially re-started (again) #HouseOfLeaves by Mark Z Danielewski. The first time I read this book I, as a young adult, became scared of the dark for 6 months. I'm excited and terrified. #HoL

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 18/01/2025

Also this cat is the epitome of *tips hat* m'leggie

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 18/01/2025

And a happy Caturday to you

Three black/grey hairless cats snuggle together on a huge floor pouf on a light grey blanket

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