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Jenneviere

@jenneviere.com
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Community builder, actor, singer, pottymouth. Schitt's Creek gifs are my love language. Find me at jenneviere.com

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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 06/02/2025
Not even long distance friends. All friends. [grabby hands] GIMME.
Post that says "staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like
"made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk:" "lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express"
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 02/02/2025
A year ago I shared a photo of our sleeping cat in a Sphynx cat group, and in solid proof that the internet can still be a place of whimsey and magic, I got this unsolicited photoshop version back which is absolutely [chefskiss].
Photoshopped image of a hairless cat in a shrimp pose appearing to be in the middle of a dive off a diving board into a pool, with the photoshopped caption reading "an unidentified participant at the National Aquatic Diving Competition" and the share link titled "Canadian Academy of Sports Nutrition"
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 01/02/2025
My latest tattoo is finally ready to make its debut! The negative space piece is the most design-intensive piece @dotstolines.bsky.social and I have worked on together, and this is just part 1. I can’t wait to see her in her final form, and for now I absolutely love her just the way she is.
Woman with orange hair sits showing both arms bent up, straight hands held at her face. She has a tattoo on each arm, one is a negative space version of the inverse of the other.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 29/01/2025
Throw back to that time 9 years ago when @tiny-human.bsky.social was unintentionally hilarious.
Screenshot that reads: 
TinyHuman™: [while giving me a back massage] "I'm getting really good at being a... massage-a-nist"
Me: [through stifled laughter] "No, no my love. 'Massage therapist'. A misogynist is something else entirely."
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025
dear recruiters: for the love of all that is worthwhile do not do this how absolute dare My name is right there for you to ctrl+c, ctrl+v I paid good money for this name. You will use every. single. letter.
a screenshot of an email exchange where the replying human, Shannon, shortens the name of the sender from Jenneviere to "jen"
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025
A year ago we hosted a butter party. In case anyone is wondering: a butter tasting party is a GREAT idea. Highly recommend getting together with several friends, grabbing some fancy butters, making some butter conveyance vehicles, and figuring out which are your favourites.
A wooden cutting board with 9 different kinds of butter, along with their wrappers.A table filled with several kinds of bread, rolls, and a selection of butters on a cutting board.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/01/2025
And as quickly as he came into our lives, so, too, swiftly he left... Off you pop, Cinder. Go find Mercutio, he'll show you around. 🐾
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 26/01/2025
This is the suburban I had to drive out to burning man a couple of years ago (a rental, for the main fleet). I am by no means a tall human but this is RIDICULOUS soccer mom energy that no one needs.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 25/01/2025
Sneak peek!
A woman with orange hair laying on a tattoo table being tattooed by a man wearing black gloves
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 25/01/2025
#KuzcosPoison
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 24/01/2025
Today I went to my happy place (the cheese counter) and discovered that there's a thing called White Stilton with Apricot and this little cheese-based life form is SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. It has been added to my current Emotional Support Cheese™ stash. #EmotionalSupportCheese
Many cheeses in a cheese cooler
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 18/01/2025
And a happy Caturday to you
Three black/grey hairless cats snuggle together on a huge floor pouf on a light grey blanket
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 18/01/2025
Throw back to that time I went bowling with my sleeping baby on my back (and wore a colour other than black), ~17 years and a fafillion lifetimes ago.
A woman in browns and reds holds a pink bowling ball, getting ready to bowl, with a sleeping infant in a cloth carrier wrapped and tied to her back.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 15/01/2025
You can take the girl out of Minnesota (over 2 decades ago now!) but our taste buds are another story...
Grogu makes a "hork" face and the words above read "Try it, it's not that spicy" and "Minnesotans:"
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 14/01/2025
So elegant. #KvotheBastAndCinder #ThisIsCinder
A smoke seal point siamese sphynx (hairless cat) with green eyes rests on a grey pillow bathed in sunlight.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/01/2025
My Saturday, everyone.
A cardboard sign that says "Camp 'fuck you I'm a wizard'", beneath which it reads "Camp rues: 1. drinking 2. magic" with a cap and a wand drawn below.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/01/2025
Teenage friend BROUGHT ME FLOWERS. Which he gave me while in my shower cap with bleach on my roots. I'm either d-e-d dead or I've ascended to a higher plane amongst my IDGAF fellow demigods.
a bodega bouquet of maroon mums, eucalyptus, and dark red carnations
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 10/01/2025
Please enjoy these (well earned) BAPBAPBAPS that Cinder artfully doles out to Bast (they'd been wrestling up to this point - everyone's fine). Sound ON. 🔊 #KvotheBastAndCinder
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/12/2024
The other two cats who already live here seem to be taking to him just fine, too.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/12/2024
We adopted Cinder 6 days ago. The first day he spent with us he hissed at anything that moved (and some that didn't: the futon got a STERN talking to from him). Today he cat-trapped me by sleeping in my lap for over an hour. He's settling in just fine. #KvotheBastAndCinder #ThisIsCinder
A black smoke seal point sphynx cat lays on a lap under a multicolored blanket with his eyes closed
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/12/2024
Currently mine is loving our little colony of naked cats! #KvotheBastAndCinder
Three grey and black hairless cats snooze in a grey blanket on a sofa
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 27/12/2024
Just hanging out in that weird liminal week between Christmas and the new year that feels like a strange portal of nothingness
A woman with bright orange hair wearing a black shirt looks straight into the camera
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 17/12/2024
Throw back to 2003, me on the cover of Rochester Magazine in my home state of Minnesota with the famous Transparent Man.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/12/2024
Last night's sunset was ❤️‍🔥 (please excuse my neighbour's ugly backyard shack)
a bright red sunset over the top of san francisco houses in the distance, with a rundown shack in the foreground
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 11/12/2024
Here's the finished product! I grew up eating it with butter and brown sugar, rolled up, but you can use it as a vehicle for any number of things.
a piece of lefse held up to an oven light to show how thin it is, with a pile of lefse cooling on the stove top beneath
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 09/12/2024
IT BEGINS (I mean, it began a while ago because potato dough needed to be made, but...)
A lefse griddle, bamboo turning sticks, and rolling pin sit on top of a counter
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 08/12/2024
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 07/12/2024
Alright Saturday: let's do this.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/12/2024
I got a audible alert and a push notification.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 05/12/2024
Sunrise in San Francisco this morning was [chefskiss].
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 04/12/2024
No really. I promise. We love hiking. #Latergram
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 28/11/2024
It's that time of year!! I've been doing this since 2007 and it's one of my favourite things.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 25/11/2024
She puts up with such ridiculousness from us. #KvotheAndBast #ThisIsBast
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 22/11/2024
My Vespa's name is Yzma. This week I finally got her all blinged out.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 20/11/2024
One of the best things I've ever done for our naked cats is put the chair in a place so they can watch FishTV™. #KvotheAndBast #ThisIsBast
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 19/11/2024
This is neat! Strava has heat maps - this is my hiking, walking, and running history!
A 2D heat map of the San Francisco Bay Area with orange and red hiking lines focused near San Francisco and Pacifica
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 17/11/2024
Throw back to that time 12 years ago when our then-5-yearold found a piece of our shwag from that year's burn. The ensuing conversation was... well, you'll see. 🧵
A single packet condom from Burning Man Fertility 2.0 year.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 16/11/2024
The two sides of my personality: they both make me say "ooh pretty" but for totally different reasons.
a white ceiling with multiple rainbow prisms spread across itA white background with pink and green florals in the middle with the words "thou may ingest a satchel of richards" in text
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 09/01/2024
No, Spotify. NO. Don't make me get the squirt bottle.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 29/09/2023
It's official. Well, officialER.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 16/08/2023
Good morning from these two. #KvotheAndBast
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 08/08/2023
Okay look Disgruntled Pelican*, I know my sneezes are loud but this is just insulting. *this is the name of my Apple watch
a screenshot of the "loud environment" notification from an apple watch
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 30/07/2023
Being sick is the *worst* but I have the absolute best helper a lil' sickypoo could ask for and that's my sweet little familiar. #KvotheAndBast #ThisIsBast
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 26/07/2023
I get to make some pretty great things for my little desert job.
close up of a black and stainless mug with the Gate, Perimeter, and Exodus logo laser etched in the center, while a black hairless cat investigates by sniffing.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 20/07/2023
I've said it for years: if you WFH, #SelfCare looks like making yourself a *nice* lunch at least a couple of days a week, plating it nicely (like you'd get at a restaurant), and eating in a nice spot (not your desk). Today my self care is a warm Brussels sprouts Caesar salad with poached egg.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 07/07/2023
Yesterday, #Kvothe the #HairlessCat was being an absolute pest, so I trapped him by putting a nice soft hoodie on him. Then I further trapped him by putting a sticker on his nose. It worked - I got a few minutes of peace, but the ensuing photo is really the crowning achievement. #KvotheAndBast
a black and white sphynx cat stands in a pink fluffy hoodie with bear ears on the hood, with a black round sticker stuck to his face. His eyes stare intently at the camera.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 01/07/2023
This is your friendly reminder to test your measuring tools. My pyrex and the new measuring cup contain the same volume of liquid in these photos, but only 1 is showing the correct measurement (it's the pyrex, tested by a third measuring cup).
two glass measuring cups side by side, one showing water at 2 cups and one showing it at just above 1 3/4 cups.
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Jenneviere @jenneviere.com · 23/06/2023
We don't do it year-round, but I put together a basket of snacks and refreshments for our delivery folks from Thanksgiving until into the new year. The feedback on it is always just the best.
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