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Jen K.

@jenkurka.bsky.social
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Hawkeye fan and letterwinner (xc and track). Han shot first. Long live Pearl Jam. She/Her.

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 37m
Thank you to Rob Riggle, Adam DeVine, Anders Holm, Eugene Cordero, Mark Proksch, Courtney Taylor, Vic Michaelis, Mike Mitchell, and the voice of Jon Hamm for helping us show the less glamorous side of the Secret Service. You guys did the most with the absolute least!
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 2h
This week’s main story is about the Secret Service, why they’ve had so many close calls in recent years, and why some are privately calling 2028 “Armageddon.” Which we’re sure is just an arbitrary code name and nothing to worry about. Link to full segment in bio!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 4h
what an asshole
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Charlie Berens @charlieberens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You drive like a bat out of… Chicago Feat. @lauraclery.bsky.social The Lost and Found Tour dates and tickets at charlieberens.com/tour
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Davey Wilbury @daveishere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
chat bots are not new, we all remember clippy and bonzi buddy- these nerds are losers with no imagination and all the money, all they know how to do is steal
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explore.org @explore.org · 04/10/2026
Gullyvision.
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got 'em right where we want 'em.
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just discovered the girl who did the kick is a daughter of one my co-workers!
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's on backwards!
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excited to see Micah Hyde today. Been a hot minute since this.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big football game today between Ohio State and Iowa, which should bring up a whole lot of emotions for the Big Time Sports Knower, Senator Eric Schmitt
Eric Schmitt trying to dunk on Michigan alum El-Sayed for saying "Beat Ohio" Eric Schmitt trying to dunk on Hawkeyes fan Jack Smith, mistaking the team for the Atlanta Hawks
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haven't seen that much traffic this early on Melrose in a long time.
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Up and at 'em, Hawks!
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still see a lot of empty seats there, Northwestern.
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Parking update for tomorrow.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 02/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "how the fuck did we get here"
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anything to take the focus of of him and the terrible job he's doing.
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Seinfeld: I Got Problems With You People!
ALT: Seinfeld: I Got Problems With You People!
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 02/10/2026
The Protect College Sports Act got 77 votes in the Senate. It doesn't do what its backers say it does, but it DOES achieve a lot of other things. One of them is perpetuate the diversion of $$ from black football players to a largely white class of ADs, coaches, and agents slate.com/culture/2026...
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Ted Cruz Is Getting His Way With a New Law. Democrats Are Letting Him. No One Wants to Admit What It Does.
Donald Trump is eager to sign the bill. Democrats shouldn't let it get there.
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ICHawkeye @ichawkeye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning from #IowaCity. A lot of excitement going on in Iowa City this weekend.
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Paul Henricksen @heypaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks like I'm saving my money.
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Nerdist @nerdist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Regal Cinemas' Whalefall "Whalebucket" will let you eat popcorn out of a whale while watching a whale eat a guy who then tries to escape.
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WHALEFALL Popcorn Bucket Is Better Than a Whale Eating a Guy
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 01/10/2026
AI Leaders Sign Trump's "Self-Policing" Pact & Eric Schimitt's Ambush Backfires youtu.be/Rb0KxHkguOo
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AI Leaders Sign Trump's "Self-Policing" Pact & Eric Schmitt's Ambush Backfires | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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Brimley/Cocoon Line @brimleyline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Born January 6, 1976, actor Danny Pintauro (‘Cujo,’ ‘Who’s the Boss?’) is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congratulations, Danny (@dannypintauro.bsky.social, if that’s you)! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
Young Danny PintauroDanny Pintauro, more recently
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This moron might be more insecure than the orange idiot and that's saying something!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Daniel Kraus @danielkraus.com · 30/09/2026
Not wrong
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't make decisions. I’m a president!
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Pearl Jam @pearljam.com · 28/09/2026
Mahalo, Ohana Festival! ☀️🌴
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Leave it to PJ Fleck to make things all about him. What a weirdo.
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 27/09/2026
We’ve got a new episode tonight at 11pm on HBO! Airing right after a new episode of Youth! Yup, John and youth. Youth and John. Two things that go together like peanut butter and…a guy who looks like he’s allergic to peanut butter.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/09/2026
So gas is getting more expensive, and Trump is making cars less fuel-efficient. Brilliant strategy.
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it’s fair to say that the student journalists at Cornell are braver than the news networks who just gave up on their WH pool ban even though CNN is still being denied access. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Go Hawks!
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All I see are two orange turds.
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's perfect in the shade rn. Just watching others play in the sun.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/09/2026
"Why should Canadians trust Americans who have twice elected someone they consider a venal, dangerous buffoon? They could excuse them for being 'tricked' the first time. But electing him again, by a bigger margin the second time, tells them all they need to know." — @brynntannehill.bsky.social
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The view from Canada: Make America Think Again
Rebuilding trust will take generations.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Politics and Health 🗳️ 🩺 @politicshealth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So fuc*ing infuriating and sad. The CDC used to be the crown jewel of the world's scientific firmament. Other countries came to us for help fighting deadly diseases. Its disease detectives learned what caused illness and helped change practices to prevent them. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/h...
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‘Zombified’ C.D.C., Hobbled by Cuts, Struggles to Fulfill Scientific Mission (Gift Article)
The agency has lost its independence and nearly a third of its staff, as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and associates have tightened control.
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is this bright orb in the sky?
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Greetings from Ann Arbor Golf Course!
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Currently waiting in line to get into the golf course.
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh good, instead of bigoted Iowa GOP ads, I get to enjoy bigoted Michigan GOP ads. 🤮
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Met a Nebby fan leaving a Culver's (they're playing in East Lansing) and we didn't even acknowledge each other. 😅
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The gas station we just stopped at had bidets in the bathroom. (I didn't use it).
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Greg Davies' Interesting Reaction
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On the road to Ann Arbor! Go Hawks!
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Muppets: Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear Driving
ALT: Muppets: Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear Driving
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/09/2026
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
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It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We ain't found shit!
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Jen K. @jenkurka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeesh, Fever.
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