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Big Dick Jenergy (TM)

@jenkoz.bsky.social
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The Plural of Anus is Anusi. This is the hill I've chosen to die on. According to the Home office, I'm a 10. t.crdtg2.com/331727/5165?aff_sub5=S…

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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All day away day with work. Yay.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nothing more upsetting than hustling for a train and then when you sit down it waits another 5 minutes. Why did you make me run, TFL?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's raining! Oh i have to walk to the station in the rain. BUTITSRAINING
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
87% humidity. Why did I even bother with a skincare routine this morning?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me, on the scale:my goal weight has always been 120, but I guess I should have specified between lbs and kgs. Nurse:....
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gp is late. And the upstairs does not have ac. Rage.
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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Look, this took me fucking ages to make, so you better believe I'm going to subject you to it. Go on, like it, you cowards, I spent precious hours of my life on this nonsense, for no reason. Yes, I know it's a bit shit, but I'm sure I can double my views if my 3 Bsky friends would simply indulge me
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LE Hill on Instagram: "I made some goddesses with a mouldable glass medium, trying to mimic a stone-carved effect. For some inexplicable reason, I thought it would be a good idea to make a stop motion...
4 likes, 0 comments - taikafox on August 20, 2026: "I made some goddesses with a mouldable glass medium, trying to mimic a stone-carved effect. For some inexplicable reason, I thought it would be a go...
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Watched the life list unaware that the dead mom was going to be a main character. I was not ok afterwards. But I still bought the book and can not wait to start it and sob endlessly all over again.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I read yesteryear yesterday. It was absolutely appalling. Truly horrendous. I gave it 2 stars because I highlighted a lot of absurd things and laughed once. Don't bother. Please I beg of you.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Andrew and his partner make lovely glass. And because of this glass I think of him fondly at least once a month when i stop being a savage and use my custom coasters. You too can stop being a savage and think about Andrew randomly if you purchase from him!
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The why is simple, he's a fucking idiot.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am very funny, thank you.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sure I can't sleep, but its raining for the first time since June 23rd.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I had a self care weekend of watching late 90s and early 2000s romcoms. Practical magic, two weeks notice, miss Congeniality. So much weeping.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am not dead. But I have turned forty.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
How do I tell Spotify not to play this when I am supposed to be walking into the office? Guess I'll be a few minutes late.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Shout out to my husband who takes incredible care of me, even whilst I absolutely refuse to do the simplest things like eat a vegetable.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Either someone has shit their pants on this train, or I am having a stroke and rather than toast Im smelling a horse stable in the height of summer in Wisconsin.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I have not slept at all but thank god Fitbit is here to tell me the important things.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This entire commuting experince today makes me long for covid.
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
a screenshot of some posts. him: "Ha ha it really isn’t. I pay taxes for people to bum around on welfare with free cars etc. Enough" me "hello, i'm from the "your reply was incredibly tory" corporation and i'm thrilled to announce that you have won first place in our "your reply was incredibly tory" competition. your prize: a big badge which says "my reply was incredibly tory" him: "I bet you think that was funny, yes?" me: "are you saying you don't want this then" and a green banner which says "my reply was incredibly tory, achievement unlocked"
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Why is it at least once a week the tracks are on literal fire?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I ran to catch my train. We got 2 stops and its now terminating at harrow on the hill. Can i sue?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hows it going, England?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Remember to take breaks from the news. Even if its just to watch youtube shorts about funny cat moms.
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i'm here for a bad time, and a long time
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Happy first day of the tube strike!
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We went out for goodbye drinks and I had more chicken wings than glasses of wine. Is this what adulthood?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I am barely considered human, but I am certainly judging these kids vaping on the tube.
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a building
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a building
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Moving my folders around on my phone screen has dramatically decreased the amount of time I am wasting time on my phone. Because it takes 3x as long to remember where the fuck I put reddit.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
At a pub outside enjoying the birds and sun when some twats come out and start playing trump clips. I am going to scream.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
An hour in and I'm already fed up with being the second most senior person on our team.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I would like to apologize for forgetting to like before commenting. I've been on reddit far too much.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I did not sleep last night. But as a dutiful wage slave I am in London for a thrilling day of meetings on teams.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Their mistakes cost money, time, jobs and ruins lives - I don't care how bad your day is, you should not be allowed to fuck up and ruin people's lives.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/04/2026
NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
A big part of Donald Trump's appeal among his ~30%, ride-or-die core is that he's the first president to be sincerely, authentically stupid and incurious in the exact same way as the fabled Median Voter. *Nothing* about his unintelligence is a gimmick or a put-on.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Even Vienna has cat buttholes.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Guys, I want to live in Austria forever because of the food. Came for the experience and stayed for the wild garlic soup.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
So for the first time @ewanewa.bsky.social has convinced me to go on a vacation outside of the country. I am so excited.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I woke up at 7:40 and thought, "Nah," and I have just now gotten out of bed. God, I love having a week off from work.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My journey in has been a nightmare. So in protest i am going to stand outside in the cold rain until I'm ready to work. See you in 6 hours.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
At least I think we can now all understand why rich tech freaks are so impressed with an artificial intelligence that can write coherent emails.
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Frankly, if the argument is "the government needs to stay on twitter despite the csam because that's where most people will see them" then they may as well set up an official pornhub channel.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 08/01/2026
Gentle reminder that EVERYONE shot by ICE or the police is innocent. Every single one. Cops aren't Judge Dredd. A person is innocent until proven guilty IN A COURT, so until a person is found guilty by a judge or jury, they're innocent. They're ALL innocent.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Mandatory in office days 29th, 30th and 2nd. Laughing at them.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I hope you're all having a grand time.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 07/12/2025
The Crystal Lake Food Pantry is a critical lifeline for thousands of vulnerable Illinoisans. As the Trump administration threatens cuts to essential programs like SNAP, my administration is committed to protecting resources for our communities.
Governor Pritzker visits the Crystal Lake Food Pantry.
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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
🎶In the Ocean, Atlantic Ocean....🎶
Titanic Sinks Tonight
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