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Big Dick Jenergy (TM)

@jenkoz.bsky.social
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The Plural of Anus is Anusi. This is the hill I've chosen to die on. According to the Home office, I'm a 10. t.crdtg2.com/331727/5165?aff_sub5=S…

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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am very funny, thank you.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
How do I tell Spotify not to play this when I am supposed to be walking into the office? Guess I'll be a few minutes late.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I have not slept at all but thank god Fitbit is here to tell me the important things.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Even Vienna has cat buttholes.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Guys, I want to live in Austria forever because of the food. Came for the experience and stayed for the wild garlic soup.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Don't worry lady on facebook, we're all aware I have ADHD.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Ok worth the trip
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
He might not always be the father of the year, but as the years go on I understand him more as I slowly morph into this cranky mother fucker (literally). Happy father's day to the man who should have asked for a blowjob, but we're both just doing our best-ish 39 years later.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
"You did one of the hardest quests the game has to offer and as a reward here is... *checks notes*.... One Antibiotic."
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Jen, are you mentally stable? Me, leaving comments on facebook:
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Sometimes I'm very funny, but realize my family is not and thus I have to delete things. So please enjoy this excellent joke.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Lololol
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Gods been vaping agressively staring at humanity in horror.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
excuse me?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This is my favorite fitbit feature.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Was not expecting to see a fellow cult member on QI.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
That's because unlike men, we always serve a purpose.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Nepotism works
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The internet used to be great.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Another work trip, but the weather is crap.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Readying myself
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
A story in two images.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
People who use toilet paper to dry their hands and do this should be given swirlies.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
After 14 years the romance, and my husband, is still alive.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
No one ever gave me a good reason as to why a 37-year-old woman can't have dinosaur sheets.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Its actually so much more absurd than this, but there's a character limit and my rage knows no limits. @ewanewa.bsky.social im sharing your deep meaningful private convo with me
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Finally over Lockdown, I guess.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Can one have discourse with themselves?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Pick one
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Welcome to the Chemes
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