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Big Dick Jenergy (TM)

@jenkoz.bsky.social
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The Plural of Anus is Anusi. This is the hill I've chosen to die on. According to the Home office, I'm a 10. t.crdtg2.com/331727/5165?aff_sub5=S…

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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At least @ewanewa.bsky.social is suffering next to me.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All day away day with work. Yay.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh my god I forgot all about this fuckery. 10/10 memory lane and current mockery.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And now its going out of service at the next stop. Doubly exasperated.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nothing more upsetting than hustling for a train and then when you sit down it waits another 5 minutes. Why did you make me run, TFL?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's raining! Oh i have to walk to the station in the rain. BUTITSRAINING
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Katherine Howard fragrance: abused innocence
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
87% humidity. Why did I even bother with a skincare routine this morning?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lets go lads, first over 40 health check has resulted in a cardiology refferal.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hahahaha sorry.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This reminds me of the early 2000s tryptiphobia pic of. The boob and lotus seed pod. No thanks.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me, on the scale:my goal weight has always been 120, but I guess I should have specified between lbs and kgs. Nurse:....
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gp is late. And the upstairs does not have ac. Rage.
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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Look, this took me fucking ages to make, so you better believe I'm going to subject you to it. Go on, like it, you cowards, I spent precious hours of my life on this nonsense, for no reason. Yes, I know it's a bit shit, but I'm sure I can double my views if my 3 Bsky friends would simply indulge me
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LE Hill on Instagram: "I made some goddesses with a mouldable glass medium, trying to mimic a stone-carved effect. For some inexplicable reason, I thought it would be a good idea to make a stop motion...
4 likes, 0 comments - taikafox on August 20, 2026: "I made some goddesses with a mouldable glass medium, trying to mimic a stone-carved effect. For some inexplicable reason, I thought it would be a go...
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Watched the life list unaware that the dead mom was going to be a main character. I was not ok afterwards. But I still bought the book and can not wait to start it and sob endlessly all over again.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I read yesteryear yesterday. It was absolutely appalling. Truly horrendous. I gave it 2 stars because I highlighted a lot of absurd things and laughed once. Don't bother. Please I beg of you.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Andrew and his partner make lovely glass. And because of this glass I think of him fondly at least once a month when i stop being a savage and use my custom coasters. You too can stop being a savage and think about Andrew randomly if you purchase from him!
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The why is simple, he's a fucking idiot.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I love her.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am very funny, thank you.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
But what about my visa tweets?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A fine peice of glass.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sure I can't sleep, but its raining for the first time since June 23rd.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I had a self care weekend of watching late 90s and early 2000s romcoms. Practical magic, two weeks notice, miss Congeniality. So much weeping.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am not dead. But I have turned forty.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
How do I tell Spotify not to play this when I am supposed to be walking into the office? Guess I'll be a few minutes late.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Shout out to my husband who takes incredible care of me, even whilst I absolutely refuse to do the simplest things like eat a vegetable.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Careful or someone will ab-scone with them. Ha ha. The discourse.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Either someone has shit their pants on this train, or I am having a stroke and rather than toast Im smelling a horse stable in the height of summer in Wisconsin.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I have not slept at all but thank god Fitbit is here to tell me the important things.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This entire commuting experince today makes me long for covid.
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
a screenshot of some posts. him: "Ha ha it really isn’t. I pay taxes for people to bum around on welfare with free cars etc. Enough" me "hello, i'm from the "your reply was incredibly tory" corporation and i'm thrilled to announce that you have won first place in our "your reply was incredibly tory" competition. your prize: a big badge which says "my reply was incredibly tory" him: "I bet you think that was funny, yes?" me: "are you saying you don't want this then" and a green banner which says "my reply was incredibly tory, achievement unlocked"
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Why is it at least once a week the tracks are on literal fire?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I ran to catch my train. We got 2 stops and its now terminating at harrow on the hill. Can i sue?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hows it going, England?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Remember to take breaks from the news. Even if its just to watch youtube shorts about funny cat moms.
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i'm here for a bad time, and a long time
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
One time I was so early to pick up John and his flight was delayed I was in tears begging then to let me speak to customs at ohare
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My train is absolutely dead. Amazing how most people appear to be able to work from home...
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Happy first day of the tube strike!
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'll take a toaster
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I was in Austria and asked the nice lady at the magic bread store what her favorite pastry was. Or so I thought. I asked her what her favorite subject was whilst gesturing at pastries. And this is why you should never speak to people ever. And never in a different language.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We went out for goodbye drinks and I had more chicken wings than glasses of wine. Is this what adulthood?
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If they're mad about the thought of people possibly pretending to be gay, they're gonna lose theor minds at the % of people who pretend to be Christian
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I am barely considered human, but I am certainly judging these kids vaping on the tube.
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a building
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a building
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Moving my folders around on my phone screen has dramatically decreased the amount of time I am wasting time on my phone. Because it takes 3x as long to remember where the fuck I put reddit.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
At a pub outside enjoying the birds and sun when some twats come out and start playing trump clips. I am going to scream.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
An hour in and I'm already fed up with being the second most senior person on our team.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I would like to apologize for forgetting to like before commenting. I've been on reddit far too much.
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Big Dick Jenergy (TM) @jenkoz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Perhaps we should abolish it and find a system that doesn't fuck us over.
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